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Elijah Cassandra
@elijahcassandra.bsky.social
Damn, a wax bean, he doesn't even get green bean status.
February 7, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Class of 97, didn't know a single out student.
February 7, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I love GWAR. Nobody can replace Oderus but when Blothar hit the "Goooood what have you done!!" I was like okayyyy.
January 24, 2026 at 2:49 AM
ShoegazeJustin incoming
January 18, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Hate preserves people but it preserves them like jerky is preserved.
January 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
r/raisedbynarcissists
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Virtual hugs. Yeah my mom has recently used my aunt's death and an ex friend I haven't seen in 25 years to try to get in contact.
January 16, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Vonnegut is ALWAYS relevant!
January 15, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Yeah same with mine. Cut her out of your life if you can. Real family are people who love you and treat you well.

I went no contact with mine a year and a half ago.
January 15, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Happened to me too -_-
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 AM
My wife does our taxes and it pissed her off having to do them on a numberpadless laptop a couple of years.
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
If they're willing to hide the "l" who knows what else they're hiding
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Street vendor youtube videos rock. So fascinating.
January 9, 2026 at 4:40 AM
Your teeth are fine. Perfect teeth are offputting.
January 9, 2026 at 1:44 AM
Please be happy little Nek.

But yeah fuck 2025.
January 2, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Bro at least it was a good flavor, you made it count!
January 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
What flavor though?
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I bet it's fucking majestic though.
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Lol I was gonna post Portishead until I scrolled down.
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Give me a reason...
December 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Girl, same.
December 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I listened to Mezzanine and Heaven or Las Vegas at work last week.
December 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My Bloody Skyline
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Larian, the company that acts high and mighty then pulls AI shit.

Also them saying that trailer wasn't supposed to be shocking is hilarious.
December 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM