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Elijah Cassandra
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“I have no professional interest in people looking at my face” is, not to be dramatic about it or anything, an idea for which I am willing to live and die
and god I mean, more broadly - I resent this idea that someone has to look at me to follow what I'm saying, I like writing and I like talking on the radio and on podcasts, I have no professional interest in people looking at my face, leave me alone
December 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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July 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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Happy 4th of July, Batman.
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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June 8, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Jolene
Jolene
Jolene
Cuisine
June 7, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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And who they didn't approve of
June 6, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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OH MY FUCKING GOOOODDDDDDDDD

MATSUNO YOU ARE THE ETERNAL GOAT
June 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
"Modern Man evolutionary betrayer
Modern Man ecosystem destroyer
Modern Man destroy yourself in shame
Modern Man pathetic example of Earth's organic heritage"

-Bad Religion, "Modern Man"
June 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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May 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Vonnegut should be required reading.
May 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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This kid runs circles around the reporter
May 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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May 7, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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May 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Scaredy Cats and Everything Spooky
May 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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April 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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is any one in power willing to stand up and punish donkey kong for all the horrible noises he has made during his games
April 20, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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i hate Liquid Death
April 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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To Whom It May Concern.
April 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Idaho Bans Truck Nuts
April 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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If a #TransCollegeAthlete participated in an official game in #Texas, it would make front page news.
April 13, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My favorite genres of internet:

Art
Animals
Stories of marginalized people being successful.
April 8, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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April 6, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Your childhood nostalgia being more important than queer safety IS A LIFE CHOICE and it's a fucked up one. That rancid, festering twat is funneling money into anti-queer causes internationally and you supporting her work clearly telegraphs YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT BECAUSE FAKE WIZARDS.
April 7, 2025 at 3:41 PM