Northern Lights
@elijahsdream9.bsky.social
Just another British lad. Your next door Psyduck.
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I wonder why when I like someone, they always live so far away: Northern England (especially Manchester), Scotland, even abroad, like Italy and the US. I know that the grass is always greener on the other side, but why?? 😩
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December 11, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I wonder why when I like someone, they always live so far away: Northern England (especially Manchester), Scotland, even abroad, like Italy and the US. I know that the grass is always greener on the other side, but why?? 😩
I'm watching Stranger Things for the plot.
The plot 😍🤤:
The plot 😍🤤:
November 29, 2025 at 5:22 AM
I'm watching Stranger Things for the plot.
The plot 😍🤤:
The plot 😍🤤:
Nobody: How's it going?
Me:
Me:
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November 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Nobody: How's it going?
Me:
Me:
Starbucks: no hot chocolate. They suggest a hot white chocolate instead. Fair enough, let's try it. Quoth the Raven: "Nevermore". FFS, that was nasty.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Starbucks: no hot chocolate. They suggest a hot white chocolate instead. Fair enough, let's try it. Quoth the Raven: "Nevermore". FFS, that was nasty.
I know right?
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I know right?
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10+
nipple play: 4
sucking: 8½
being sucked: 2
rimming: 4
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 4
being fingered: 0
toys: 2
bdsm: 2
piss play: 1
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 4
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10+
stroking: 10+
pit play: 3
foot play: 5
kissing: 10+
nipple play: 4
sucking: 8½
being sucked: 2
rimming: 4
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 4
being fingered: 0
toys: 2
bdsm: 2
piss play: 1
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 4
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10+
stroking: 10+
pit play: 3
foot play: 5
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 100
nipple play: 6
sucking: 9
being sucked: 4
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 6
fingering: 8
being fingered: 3
toys: 3
bdsm: 2
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 1000
fisting: 2
being fisted: 0
topping: 8
bottoming: 10
cuddling: 1000
stroking: 100
pit play: 7
foot play: 4
kissing: 100
nipple play: 6
sucking: 9
being sucked: 4
rimming: 10
being rimmed: 6
fingering: 8
being fingered: 3
toys: 3
bdsm: 2
piss play: 0
dirty talk: 1000
fisting: 2
being fisted: 0
topping: 8
bottoming: 10
cuddling: 1000
stroking: 100
pit play: 7
foot play: 4
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 1000
nipple play: 500
sucking: 100
being sucked: 5
rimming: 9
being rimmed: 2
fingering: 7
being fingered: 0
toys: 4
bdsm: 8
piss play: 5
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 10
being fisted: 2
topping: 7
bottoming: 4
cuddling: 100
stroking: 50
pit play: 20
foot play: 1
kissing: 1000
nipple play: 500
sucking: 100
being sucked: 5
rimming: 9
being rimmed: 2
fingering: 7
being fingered: 0
toys: 4
bdsm: 8
piss play: 5
dirty talk: 0
fisting: 10
being fisted: 2
topping: 7
bottoming: 4
cuddling: 100
stroking: 50
pit play: 20
foot play: 1
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)
kissing: 10+
nipple play: 4
sucking: 8½
being sucked: 2
rimming: 4
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 4
being fingered: 0
toys: 2
bdsm: 2
piss play: 1
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 4
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10+
stroking: 10+
pit play: 3
foot play: 5
kissing: 10+
nipple play: 4
sucking: 8½
being sucked: 2
rimming: 4
being rimmed: 0
fingering: 4
being fingered: 0
toys: 2
bdsm: 2
piss play: 1
dirty talk: 1
fisting: 0
being fisted: 0
topping: 4
bottoming: 0
cuddling: 10+
stroking: 10+
pit play: 3
foot play: 5
Absolutely true. Everyone is beautiful. (Everyone but me, though, end of the discussion)
October 29, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Absolutely true. Everyone is beautiful. (Everyone but me, though, end of the discussion)
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Houston, Texas ICE GOONS hospitalized a 16-year-old U.S. citizen on his way to school. The teen, a star football and soccer player, was violently detained alongside his father. Despite his cries for help, “I’m underage!” the agents tackled him, resulting in severe neck and back injuries.
October 28, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Houston, Texas ICE GOONS hospitalized a 16-year-old U.S. citizen on his way to school. The teen, a star football and soccer player, was violently detained alongside his father. Despite his cries for help, “I’m underage!” the agents tackled him, resulting in severe neck and back injuries.
The N*zi Germany Gestapo used to to the same less than a century ago. When will America introduce the moral police, which the MAGA Saint and martyr Charlie Kirk was dreaming of?
Americans have been dragged, tackled, beaten, tased and shot by immigration agents.
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
By @nicolefoy.bsky.social
They’ve had their necks kneeled on.
They’ve been held outside in the rain while in their underwear.
At least three citizens were pregnant when agents detained them.
By @nicolefoy.bsky.social
More Than 170 U.S. Citizens Have Been Held by Immigration Agents. They’ve Been Kicked, Dragged and Detained for Days.
The government does not track how often immigration agents grab citizens. So ProPublica did. Our tally — almost certainly incomplete — includes people who were held for days without a lawyer. And near...
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October 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The N*zi Germany Gestapo used to to the same less than a century ago. When will America introduce the moral police, which the MAGA Saint and martyr Charlie Kirk was dreaming of?
Exactly 🥺
October 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Exactly 🥺
Is there a medication, hypnosis technique,drug, lobotomy procedure, which makes you forget the lad you have a severe crush on? Asking for a friend.
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October 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Is there a medication, hypnosis technique,drug, lobotomy procedure, which makes you forget the lad you have a severe crush on? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, right. I doubt it. I would be the random miserable unnamed college student, who always dies badly for no apparent reason in a ghastly bloodbath, during the very first scene of the film
October 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Yeah, right. I doubt it. I would be the random miserable unnamed college student, who always dies badly for no apparent reason in a ghastly bloodbath, during the very first scene of the film
🧍🏻 Height: 5ft 8in
👟 Shoes: 11
✨ Sign: ♑
🎧 Music: metal, rock, 80s, 90s
🍹 Drink: Pepsi Cherry, Irn-Bru
🐉 Tattoo: 2
👟 Shoes: 11
✨ Sign: ♑
🎧 Music: metal, rock, 80s, 90s
🍹 Drink: Pepsi Cherry, Irn-Bru
🐉 Tattoo: 2
September 28, 2025 at 3:29 PM
🧍🏻 Height: 5ft 8in
👟 Shoes: 11
✨ Sign: ♑
🎧 Music: metal, rock, 80s, 90s
🍹 Drink: Pepsi Cherry, Irn-Bru
🐉 Tattoo: 2
👟 Shoes: 11
✨ Sign: ♑
🎧 Music: metal, rock, 80s, 90s
🍹 Drink: Pepsi Cherry, Irn-Bru
🐉 Tattoo: 2
Is there a reason why all the lads that I fancy live up North? County Durham, Manchester, even Scotland. Totally unfair.
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September 27, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is there a reason why all the lads that I fancy live up North? County Durham, Manchester, even Scotland. Totally unfair.
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One issue over Kirk was that for LGBTQ ppl, he was a terrorist inciting hate & violence.
For cis straight politicos/journos he was a ‘polite’ debater. That ‘debate’ is whether LGBTQ ppl have the right to exist. Such a debate is ‘fascism’ & was resolved at the Nuremberg Trials.
For cis straight politicos/journos he was a ‘polite’ debater. That ‘debate’ is whether LGBTQ ppl have the right to exist. Such a debate is ‘fascism’ & was resolved at the Nuremberg Trials.
September 15, 2025 at 1:55 PM
One issue over Kirk was that for LGBTQ ppl, he was a terrorist inciting hate & violence.
For cis straight politicos/journos he was a ‘polite’ debater. That ‘debate’ is whether LGBTQ ppl have the right to exist. Such a debate is ‘fascism’ & was resolved at the Nuremberg Trials.
For cis straight politicos/journos he was a ‘polite’ debater. That ‘debate’ is whether LGBTQ ppl have the right to exist. Such a debate is ‘fascism’ & was resolved at the Nuremberg Trials.
I ain't a cock 🐓magnet though
September 9, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I ain't a cock 🐓magnet though
My mood today
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September 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My mood today
ROTFL. More? I don't even have a single one 🥹😂
August 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
ROTFL. More? I don't even have a single one 🥹😂
If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by!
1. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
2. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Super Mario Party
4. Stray
5. Kingdom Hearts III
6. Final Fantasy XV
7. Hogwarts Legacy
8. The Witcher: Wild Hunt
9. Uncharted 4
10. Spirit of the North
1. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
2. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Super Mario Party
4. Stray
5. Kingdom Hearts III
6. Final Fantasy XV
7. Hogwarts Legacy
8. The Witcher: Wild Hunt
9. Uncharted 4
10. Spirit of the North
If you see this, quote with 10 games to get to know you by!
1. American Mcgee's Alice
2. Alice: Madness Returns
3. Spirit of the North
4. Mythic Ocean
5. Subnautica
6. Ark
7. Stray
8. Bioshock
9. Horizon Zero Dawn
10. Journey
1. American Mcgee's Alice
2. Alice: Madness Returns
3. Spirit of the North
4. Mythic Ocean
5. Subnautica
6. Ark
7. Stray
8. Bioshock
9. Horizon Zero Dawn
10. Journey
If you see this, quote with 10 games to get to know you by!
(in no particular order but mine are)
1. Elder Scrolls Online
2. Elden Ring
3. Dragon Age: Inquisition
4. Super Star Wars
5. Bloodborne
6. Camp Buddy
7. Legend of Dragoon
8. Final Fantasy IV
9. Assassins Creed Odyssey
10. Dragonvale
(in no particular order but mine are)
1. Elder Scrolls Online
2. Elden Ring
3. Dragon Age: Inquisition
4. Super Star Wars
5. Bloodborne
6. Camp Buddy
7. Legend of Dragoon
8. Final Fantasy IV
9. Assassins Creed Odyssey
10. Dragonvale
August 20, 2025 at 10:15 AM
If you see this, quote 10 games to get to know you by!
1. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
2. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Super Mario Party
4. Stray
5. Kingdom Hearts III
6. Final Fantasy XV
7. Hogwarts Legacy
8. The Witcher: Wild Hunt
9. Uncharted 4
10. Spirit of the North
1. Animal Crossing: New Horizons
2. Mario Kart 8 Deluxe
3. Super Mario Party
4. Stray
5. Kingdom Hearts III
6. Final Fantasy XV
7. Hogwarts Legacy
8. The Witcher: Wild Hunt
9. Uncharted 4
10. Spirit of the North
That's why I never go to the beach or to the swimming pool
August 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
That's why I never go to the beach or to the swimming pool
On holiday for 2 weeks. I'm gonna spend my time playing Final Fantasy XV, Stray, Hogwarts Legacy, and Kingdom Hearts III.
August 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
On holiday for 2 weeks. I'm gonna spend my time playing Final Fantasy XV, Stray, Hogwarts Legacy, and Kingdom Hearts III.
Just say it! Y'all want me dead!
August 19, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Just say it! Y'all want me dead!
First, Tom is my ideal hubby, I've been having a crush on him for years. Second, I want to be right down there in the middle, whilst Kit and Tom make me gag. Thanks.
August 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
First, Tom is my ideal hubby, I've been having a crush on him for years. Second, I want to be right down there in the middle, whilst Kit and Tom make me gag. Thanks.