Eli Omen
@eliomen.bsky.social
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"what should we call our product that asks users to plug their hardware into it?"
January 11, 2026 at 8:55 PM
"what should we call our product that asks users to plug their hardware into it?"
I needed a sticker and then found this one...
Which I was gifted and have no memory of. And I love it.
Which I was gifted and have no memory of. And I love it.
January 11, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I needed a sticker and then found this one...
Which I was gifted and have no memory of. And I love it.
Which I was gifted and have no memory of. And I love it.
No cheating, repost with your most recent photo of your pet(s).
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 AM
No cheating, repost with your most recent photo of your pet(s).
Tell that to this guy.
January 1, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Tell that to this guy.
I think I'm going to be happy, but latkes are a project
December 24, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I think I'm going to be happy, but latkes are a project
My privacy, my choice.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
November 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
My privacy, my choice.
Wait, what?
Wait, what?
You've tasted @mcsweeneys.net biting satire, but have you tasted their meat?
October 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
You've tasted @mcsweeneys.net biting satire, but have you tasted their meat?
Agritourism Ontario: your laudable efforts to promote agricultural tourism might be more effectively served by using the word 'death' less.
I've never seen a single sign warn of possible death THREE times.
I've never seen a single sign warn of possible death THREE times.
September 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Agritourism Ontario: your laudable efforts to promote agricultural tourism might be more effectively served by using the word 'death' less.
I've never seen a single sign warn of possible death THREE times.
I've never seen a single sign warn of possible death THREE times.
Seriously though, you absolutely should have one in your house. Ideally a really cool one.
September 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Seriously though, you absolutely should have one in your house. Ideally a really cool one.
The first defcon merch.
September 10, 2025 at 4:39 AM
The first defcon merch.
Macro mode on phone cameras is quite remarkable.
July 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Macro mode on phone cameras is quite remarkable.
Yesterday I found one calmly sitting on a wall, motionless, allowing me to macro him with my phone.
July 2, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Yesterday I found one calmly sitting on a wall, motionless, allowing me to macro him with my phone.
Wish "get your war on" was far less relevant.
June 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Wish "get your war on" was far less relevant.
From "get your war on ii"
June 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
From "get your war on ii"
June 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
The circus is actually great without animals.
June 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
The circus is actually great without animals.
Origin story of DEF CON Goon...
June 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Origin story of DEF CON Goon...
Found in the wild on a walk in my Canadian city.
May 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Found in the wild on a walk in my Canadian city.
The third pizza ovening of the season.
April 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The third pizza ovening of the season.
Not my home, but I know my way around.
March 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not my home, but I know my way around.
