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elisa, too smart to function
@elisa.dftba.social
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Hi. Look at this Balatro run I just finished. I got up to a 21 million ante before failing.
A screenshot of a Balatro cash out screen. I have 10 jokers (five are negative). They are the +1 mult for each tarot used, every card is a face card, holographic face cards are +5 mult, card gets x0.25 for every card added to deck, holographic x3 if 16 enhanced cards in deck, the rest are negative: x3 on last hand of round, 1/4 chance to create a tarot card when a pack is opened, every card played is scored, if you die but score 25% of the minimum you live but card dies, and every heart played has 1/2 chance to x1.5 the mult. Screen also shows I was on ante 11 and my last round score was 4.2 mil
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
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Remember that time I made this Lectrojog Fan Cam?
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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Happy Birthday!! From me and the cats!!
Photo of Potato getting chin scritches. Her fang is hanging out a lil Photo of Olive getting Chin Scritches. Photo of Patsy soooooo relaxed sleeping on a heating pad
January 9, 2026 at 7:14 PM
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Not on land. Only deep sea. This is what it looks like when it’s not walking
(From the Monterey bay aquarium website)
Screenshot of photo. It is a light brownish blob of a fish. It’s front facing view. When I readjust my eyes it looks like a strange boy head carved out of a turnip. It is just floating in a dark void.
January 7, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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So I Google searched “Monterey bay aquarium frog” and the first result was for a pink frogmouth fish. So I drew one!

They are less pink than this in real life it seems. Here are some pics I referenced too!
A digital drawing, doodle level, of a very blobby spotted pink fish standing on its two bottom fins. It looks PISSED. he also has heart blushies. There is a vague background of water and rock. It says pink frogmouth. They walk on their pectoral fins. A photo of a yellow and orange lumpus with a fish tail and widdle wegs Another orange lumpus. Or honestly maybe the same one. But at a more front facing angle where he basically looks like a circle with two feet This is the photo from Wikipedia. It’s taken from above. The fish is a bright pink color and it looks different to the other photos but it was on the wiki page so idk. It looks like a ray or like one of those slippers with the mop bottom so you can clean while you walk. Also there is a spindly seastar next to it on the ocean floor
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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It got a little wrinkly, but, all done!!
Finished version coloring page in the quoted post. It now has a background design that fades light to dark from the center. It’s tinted blue and there are blue and grey circles making a “bokeh” effect
December 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I’ve been getting into coloring books. This is one of my current WIPs.
in progress coloring page of three vials with leaves, water, and magic in them and one tall mushroom. the leafs go from green to red to brown. the water is blue with yellow highlights the mushroom is brown and the magic is swirlie and pink and purple
December 27, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Reply with a number 1-100, I’ll tell you what song it is, and how many times I listened, since Spotify is showing that info too 🩷
A nothing screen shot of the thumbnail of the “your top songs of 2025” playlist on Spotify
December 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Wrapped!
Top genres, Dance pop, pop rap, k-pop, hyper pop, indie pop Listening age is 21 Doechii is my top artist Top artists: doechii, lady Gaga, charli xcx, twice, huntr/x (K-pop demon hunters)
December 4, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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(Ignore the game grumps, idk how that got there)
Screen shot of YouTube recap. Says that I was in the top 0.1% of viewers of Drawfee Extra (stream vod channel) and that I watched 829 of their videos this year Screen shot of YouTube recap that shows my top 5 channels. Drawfee Extra, Drawfee Show, Secret Sleepover Society, kirbykins (makes drawfee compilations), and game grumps
December 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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The “he’s making that face again isn’t he” meme with the front owl looking grumpy and the background owl pulling a goober face
December 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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Cocoa acquired. Thank you @hannamaypost.dftba.social !!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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In my oarfish era
Animal crossing screenshot of someone catching an oarfish. It says I caught an oarfish! I hope I catch morefish!
October 27, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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My pumpkin turned out so good!!!!
A jackolantern that has three ghosts carved into it. I made them to look like the ghosts from Louie zongs ghost choir animation. It’s lit up and it looks so good!
October 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 11: Focus Friend and Day 18: Fishing Boat Proceeds
#NerdfArters Last one for tonight. Accounting bean can help you file you fishing boat proceeds with the irs!
A marker and color pencil drawing of a focus friend style bean with glasses, a tie, a pencil behind his…. ear? And a paper in his hand. The paper says TAXES FBP? ZERO IM A BEAN. and there’s little hearts decorating the page and words that say what the prompts are.
October 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 10: Pizza John’s Wario and Day 17: Imagine an Apple
#NerdfArters pizza John’s wario is definitely Jarrod and Jarrod can definitely imagine an Apple
A marker drawing of John (with mustache) and Jarrod in profile facing eachother with thought bubbles. John’s has a question mark and Jarrod’s has an Apple
October 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 9: Pizza John Plush Keychain and Day 16: Gubbins
#NerdfArters he is just the cutest little guy
A marker drawing of the GUBBINS mascot in a labubu style
October 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Screenshot of the 2024 P4A with Dr Billiam Feathersby (Hank in a duck costume, white open zip up hoodie and headphones
October 17, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 8: Dance Party and Day 15: Honk and Bonk
#NerdfArters I made this during p4a, but it was perfect for this combo
Photoshopped image of baby Hank busting a move on a stage and two green inflatable tube guys (one has a mustache). There is text that says Hank and the Twins
October 17, 2025 at 11:22 AM
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Very much their vibes
Twins Ettore and Angelo from the 2025 p4a
October 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 7: Views Shirt and Day 14: Silly Ray Cyrus
#NerdfArters the colors are off but I tried to make it the shirt colors!
My marker drawing of a cutesie silly ray cyrus in pink, blue, and light blue, the colors in the views shirt. And the background is a marker drawn version of the views shirt pattern (pink clouds faded blue background)
October 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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A screen grab of BDG holding his eyes open on the P4A live stream
October 8, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 6: the Cleaning Power of Pizza!
#NerdfArters or something like that
A cleaning spray bottle that is pizza themed. It has pizza bubbles and a lightning bolt pepperoni slice. Background is green is glowy orbs/bubbles. Text says NerdfArters Day 6 The Cleaning Power of Pizza!
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 5: Roadside Attractions of Nerdfighteria
#NerdfArters ICKYICK
Digital painting of three animal statues on one platform in front of a blurry background of a road through a desert. The animals are a bear, a deer looking thing, and a fish. The platform says IYKYK.
October 7, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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@nerdfarters.bsky.social Day 3: Taylor Swift Weather
#NerdfArters had this brain worm of an idea wriggling around in my head for a few days now
A digitally edited “YouTube thumbnail” style image. It has Taylor swift in front of a burning forest whit light night coming out of her hands and more in the sky. There is the ancient aliens guy next to text that says “ tornado hurricane tsunami rain” but the r in rain is cut off so it kinda looks like it says Pain. There is Travis Kelces head next to text that says “TERRFIYING”. There is more text that says “WHAT DOES SHE KNOW????” And “SHE CONTROL WEATHER?!?!?!
October 5, 2025 at 6:12 PM