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elisa, too smart to function
@elisa.dftba.social
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Nerdfighter. Follow me. Interact with me. Love me.

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elisa.dftba.social
I’m a dweller. I have to dwell.
February 7, 2026 at 4:43 PM
elisa.dftba.social
Home now. It’s sick.
elisa.dftba.social elisa, too smart to function @elisa.dftba.social · 23h
I wanna go hoooooooome 😫😫😫😫😫😫
February 6, 2026 at 11:47 PM
elisa.dftba.social
I wanna go hoooooooome 😫😫😫😫😫😫
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
elisa.dftba.social
I wanna go hoooooooome 😫😫😫😫😫😫
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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alys-creative.bsky.social
It’s been a while since I posted anything over here, have a djungelskog labubu as a treat
February 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
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liliuhms.com
my high trust, round facial features make it so people feel like i'm not a threat but that is their first mistake
February 6, 2026 at 6:52 PM
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trungles.com
Boyfriends
Two gnomes with big white beards stand around in little red overshirts and red pointed caps
February 4, 2026 at 7:49 PM
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fiercethebandit.bsky.social
Mouser (Super Mario Series) - 2026 Rough Clay Model
#art #fanart #supermario #mario #Mouser #artSKY #sculpture
February 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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katihicks.bsky.social
Dinner party 🧚
February 5, 2026 at 3:30 PM
elisa.dftba.social
Hi. Look at this Balatro run I just finished. I got up to a 21 million ante before failing.
A screenshot of a Balatro cash out screen. I have 10 jokers (five are negative). They are the +1 mult for each tarot used, every card is a face card, holographic face cards are +5 mult, card gets x0.25 for every card added to deck, holographic x3 if 16 enhanced cards in deck, the rest are negative: x3 on last hand of round, 1/4 chance to create a tarot card when a pack is opened, every card played is scored, if you die but score 25% of the minimum you live but card dies, and every heart played has 1/2 chance to x1.5 the mult. Screen also shows I was on ante 11 and my last round score was 4.2 mil
February 5, 2026 at 2:29 PM
elisa.dftba.social
Remember that time I made this Lectrojog Fan Cam?
February 4, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT

As of January 1st 2026, John and I are **no longer** the owners of Complexly (the educational media company we started 15 years ago that makes Crash Course, Eons, SciShow, Study Hall, and a bunch of other shows.)

We have been the sole owners for all that time...
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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matthewgaydos.bsky.social
apnews.com/article/john...
Hank and John Green's studio becomes a nonprofit as they aim to make 'trustworthy content' online
Author-vloggers Hank and John Green are turning their educational media company Complexly into a nonprofit.
apnews.com
February 4, 2026 at 1:34 PM
elisa.dftba.social
My usual 20 minute commute was an hour today. And I know a lot of people drive more than an hour to get to their places…. BUT I don’t and I’m an hour late and I’m grumpy about it!!!
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 PM
elisa.dftba.social
Only Tuesday and I’m already so worn out
February 3, 2026 at 11:43 PM
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meadowdays.bsky.social
*need*
Maslow's hierarchy pyramid filled with "games where your mouse turns into a little gauntlet"
February 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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unseenjapan.com
The Higashiyama Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Nagoya ran a red panda escaped animal drill. To be safe & humane, the panda was played by a staff member with a stuffed animal on his head. It took staff 30 minutes to contain the wild beast.
Staff member running around the park with a red panda stuffed animal on his head Staff closing in on the escapee Staff surrounds the "red panda" in a net The wild beast is netted and subdued
February 2, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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betsystreeter.bsky.social
doot de doot de doo
saskajanet.bsky.social Janet Hill @saskajanet.bsky.social · 5d
trundle, trundle, trundle 😍
🌿
A close-up of a porcupine walking right to left across a snowy field.
February 2, 2026 at 8:28 PM
elisa.dftba.social
DAVE THE FISH
projectforawesome.com Project for Awesome @projectforawesome.com · 6d
Will you be our valentine? Don't forget to add the P4A livestream to your Valentine’s Day plans!

Now is the perfect time to start swapping P4A-themed valentines💌
#P4A2026
White text that says “I can’t wait to dive into P4A with you! -Dave the Fish” over an underwater background. Dave the Fish, a rainbow trout balloon, is in the bottom right corner. White text that says “You make P4A crabulous! -Crank Green” over an underwater background. Crank Green, a red crab with Hank Green’s face edited onto it, is at the bottom of the image.
February 2, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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projectforawesome.com
Will you be our valentine? Don't forget to add the P4A livestream to your Valentine’s Day plans!

Now is the perfect time to start swapping P4A-themed valentines💌
#P4A2026
White text that says “I can’t wait to dive into P4A with you! -Dave the Fish” over an underwater background. Dave the Fish, a rainbow trout balloon, is in the bottom right corner. White text that says “You make P4A crabulous! -Crank Green” over an underwater background. Crank Green, a red crab with Hank Green’s face edited onto it, is at the bottom of the image.
February 1, 2026 at 7:01 PM
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dsoart.com
For $60, I will do any of the following

-Medieval pet portraits
-Profile pics
-Drawing your GC inside jokes
-For anything else, just ask

Email request: [email protected]
Pay: ko-fi.com/K3K6AVVJ#che...
Medieval style portrait of a gray cat sitting surrounded by yellow and orange flowers. Bust of a smiling Garfield with curly blond hair and wearing a maid outfit. Medieval style portrait of a dark calico cat sitting on a patch of grass. Portrait of a raccoon wearing a red beanie, green plaid shirt, suspenders, and smoking a cigarette.
August 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
elisa.dftba.social
I wish there was a way to “bookmark” or “wishlist” apps in the App Store.
February 2, 2026 at 3:17 AM
elisa.dftba.social
There are little critters living in my home and that’s so wonderful

(My cats not vermin)
February 1, 2026 at 1:06 PM
elisa.dftba.social
I’ve been getting a lot of phishing emails in my Google that make it through the filters somehow. Is this happening to anyone else?

*psa* don’t open attachments from strange emails!!!
January 30, 2026 at 7:15 PM
elisa.dftba.social
My headcanon is that the static question was inspired by the dog medicine hands guy
January 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM