Eliza Bennet
@elizabennet.bsky.social
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Was she? I must have missed that nugget. Who homeschooled her? Surely her dad wouldn’t have had the time to do it, farming alone is pretty full on.
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Was she? I must have missed that nugget. Who homeschooled her? Surely her dad wouldn’t have had the time to do it, farming alone is pretty full on.
You could be interestingly right although I did try to take that into account and I still reckon one is a good couple of sizes bigger
November 14, 2025 at 2:46 PM
You could be interestingly right although I did try to take that into account and I still reckon one is a good couple of sizes bigger
Absolutely the case, but the difference is not usually so great as to be noticeable, luckily for those of us who can’t afford handmade shoes
November 14, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Absolutely the case, but the difference is not usually so great as to be noticeable, luckily for those of us who can’t afford handmade shoes
Deliberate or accidental? Drunk or sober? I want to meet the sculptor now and find out why…
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Deliberate or accidental? Drunk or sober? I want to meet the sculptor now and find out why…
I’m guessing that handmade shoes were the only kind available in her time, so it would of course make perfect sense to make them to measure individually.
Or the sculptor was drunk the day he did the feet.
This is why I asked the question, really. Which? Or something else completely?
Or the sculptor was drunk the day he did the feet.
This is why I asked the question, really. Which? Or something else completely?
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I’m guessing that handmade shoes were the only kind available in her time, so it would of course make perfect sense to make them to measure individually.
Or the sculptor was drunk the day he did the feet.
This is why I asked the question, really. Which? Or something else completely?
Or the sculptor was drunk the day he did the feet.
This is why I asked the question, really. Which? Or something else completely?
The petticoats are glorious, but why is one of her shoes larger than the other?
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
The petticoats are glorious, but why is one of her shoes larger than the other?
And until we meet mum we won’t know whether that’s been blown out of proportion by Amber or she really is awful
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
And until we meet mum we won’t know whether that’s been blown out of proportion by Amber or she really is awful
No idea, we’ll find out when we meet mum whether she’s an evil queen or a fruit loop or perfectly reasonable like dad
November 13, 2025 at 7:19 PM
No idea, we’ll find out when we meet mum whether she’s an evil queen or a fruit loop or perfectly reasonable like dad
I always thought he’d be perfectly OK, it’s not the first time Amber has manufactured drama, nor victimhood
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I always thought he’d be perfectly OK, it’s not the first time Amber has manufactured drama, nor victimhood
He sounds perfectly reasonable as I always suspected he would
November 13, 2025 at 7:16 PM
He sounds perfectly reasonable as I always suspected he would
I would happily settle for tolerable rather than “wear this balaclava so as not to frighten horses and small children”
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I would happily settle for tolerable rather than “wear this balaclava so as not to frighten horses and small children”
Not necessarily or I would have the face of a Botticelli angel instead of Ena Sharples, obvs
November 12, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Not necessarily or I would have the face of a Botticelli angel instead of Ena Sharples, obvs
And yet there she is looking adorable and completely innocent of all charges
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
And yet there she is looking adorable and completely innocent of all charges
Whatever Night Fever was going on if that was the case, it’s a fecking Tragedy for the rest of us
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Whatever Night Fever was going on if that was the case, it’s a fecking Tragedy for the rest of us
Good morning, yes please thank you very much
November 12, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Good morning, yes please thank you very much
And now we all have a rather fabulous earworm
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
And now we all have a rather fabulous earworm
Oh and at one point we nearly added a dog, it was wandering in the road just past Loch Lomond, saw it reunited with its human as we stopped though, probably just as well really
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Oh and at one point we nearly added a dog, it was wandering in the road just past Loch Lomond, saw it reunited with its human as we stopped though, probably just as well really
I couldn’t resist
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I couldn’t resist