Elizabeth Alarcón
@elizabethalarcon.bsky.social
👾 Taking care of the bleeps, the sweeps, and the creeps.
⬇️ portfolio + business resources
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elizabethalarcon.com
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I couldn’t fit this into the bio so here you go:
🌁 Baydestrian 💁🏻♀️ She/her ♎️ Libra 💥 ENTJ 🗣👾 Language Nerd. Even the ones that go beep boop boop beep beep. 🍕 Pineapple does belong on pizza. 🎸 And it's Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
🌁 Baydestrian 💁🏻♀️ She/her ♎️ Libra 💥 ENTJ 🗣👾 Language Nerd. Even the ones that go beep boop boop beep beep. 🍕 Pineapple does belong on pizza. 🎸 And it's Van Halen, not Van Hagar.
Warriors game at 7pm 🕖. I guess I should get ready to go and grab last minute items for tomorrow.
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
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November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Warriors game at 7pm 🕖. I guess I should get ready to go and grab last minute items for tomorrow.
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
I don’t like the holiday crowds. 😩😫😣
I just grabbed the book because, well it’s sci-fi 👾 and the cover is dope AF. I’m gonna probably get more.
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I just grabbed the book because, well it’s sci-fi 👾 and the cover is dope AF. I’m gonna probably get more.
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
📍 Half Price Books 📚 7898 Dublin Blvd Dublin, CA 94568
I visit every time I’m in the Bay. 🌁
…and not the only bookstore either.
Husband says I might have a problem. 🤭
🏠 Need a place to call home for a week or more? I’m currently staying at Extended Stay America 🇺🇸 for the Turkey 🦃 Day week. I opted for the studio it feels like my first studio apt. Cozy and with everything I need.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:31 PM
🏠 Need a place to call home for a week or more? I’m currently staying at Extended Stay America 🇺🇸 for the Turkey 🦃 Day week. I opted for the studio it feels like my first studio apt. Cozy and with everything I need.
🗓️ Book now and save up to 60%
code: CYB25
www.elizabethalarcon.com/extended-sta...
🗓️ Book now and save up to 60%
code: CYB25
www.elizabethalarcon.com/extended-sta...
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Dear algorithm, please connect us with readers:
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
November 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Dear algorithm, please connect us with readers:
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
📚 Whose idea of the “perfect day” consists of visiting their indie bookshop.
📚 Who try to shop small whenever they can.
📚 Who love audiobooks.
📚 Interested in Digital Rights Management.
Oh, and people who are looking to divest from Amazon/Audible 😏
oOF 😅 I’m watching the evening commute out of the Bay passing through Tracy Hills.
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
oOF 😅 I’m watching the evening commute out of the Bay passing through Tracy Hills.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
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12 hours until departure. 🚗
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
12 hours until departure. 🚗
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.
I want this week to go fast 💨 and smoothly so I can be back home in front of the fireplace 🔥 with a cup of cocoa.
Warriors….
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November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Warriors….
Will Hardy is giving me Donny Osmond vibes.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Will Hardy is giving me Donny Osmond vibes.
So my new hairdresser’s middle name is Aaliyah.
I had to do a double take as it was sandwiched between two Spanish sounding names.
“Oh yeah my Mom’s a huge fan!” 🥹
I had to do a double take as it was sandwiched between two Spanish sounding names.
“Oh yeah my Mom’s a huge fan!” 🥹
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November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
So my new hairdresser’s middle name is Aaliyah.
I had to do a double take as it was sandwiched between two Spanish sounding names.
“Oh yeah my Mom’s a huge fan!” 🥹
I had to do a double take as it was sandwiched between two Spanish sounding names.
“Oh yeah my Mom’s a huge fan!” 🥹
…and we get a little Cirque du Soleil.
Yay! 😁
Yay! 😁
November 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
…and we get a little Cirque du Soleil.
Yay! 😁
Yay! 😁
So I’m tardy to the party 🎉, but Ja called Klay a bum?!
Ja is all bark and no bite.
All talk and no rings 💍.
Ja is all bark and no bite.
All talk and no rings 💍.
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November 25, 2025 at 3:33 AM
So I’m tardy to the party 🎉, but Ja called Klay a bum?!
Ja is all bark and no bite.
All talk and no rings 💍.
Ja is all bark and no bite.
All talk and no rings 💍.
…and now y’all gonna hit me with that Savage Garden?!
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November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
…and now y’all gonna hit me with that Savage Garden?!
✨ 🎶 I need some love like I never needed love before…
Wanna make love to you, baby
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
Wanna make love to you, baby
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be. 🎶 ✨
1996 oOF. My heart. ❤️
Wanna make love to you, baby
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
Wanna make love to you, baby
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be. 🎶 ✨
1996 oOF. My heart. ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
✨ 🎶 I need some love like I never needed love before…
Wanna make love to you, baby
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
Wanna make love to you, baby
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be. 🎶 ✨
1996 oOF. My heart. ❤️
Wanna make love to you, baby
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
Wanna make love to you, baby
Set your spirit free, it's the only way to be. 🎶 ✨
1996 oOF. My heart. ❤️
Do You Know (What It Takes)" is a song by Swedish singer and songwriter Robyn, released as the third single from her debut studio album, Robyn Is Here (1996).
“Don’t waste my tiiiiime, baby.” ✨ 💎
“Don’t waste my tiiiiime, baby.” ✨ 💎
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Do You Know (What It Takes)" is a song by Swedish singer and songwriter Robyn, released as the third single from her debut studio album, Robyn Is Here (1996).
“Don’t waste my tiiiiime, baby.” ✨ 💎
“Don’t waste my tiiiiime, baby.” ✨ 💎
I’m at the salon waiting for a haircut 💇♀️ and freestyle classic “In a Dream” by Rockell is playing and I’m apparently the only one that isn’t salty about it.
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November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I’m at the salon waiting for a haircut 💇♀️ and freestyle classic “In a Dream” by Rockell is playing and I’m apparently the only one that isn’t salty about it.
✨new boot (err…glasses 👓) goofin’ ✨
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
✨new boot (err…glasses 👓) goofin’ ✨
Can't say I didn't tell you. The deal came and went, but if you didn't get it for $50, here's your chance to get it at a discount during the Black Friday weekend. All the contracts you need for one price. That's it. One time, and you get access to it forever.
🔑 🗄️🗃️ FYI: The Contract Club®️
🔑 🗄️🗃️ FYI: The Contract Club®️
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Can't say I didn't tell you. The deal came and went, but if you didn't get it for $50, here's your chance to get it at a discount during the Black Friday weekend. All the contracts you need for one price. That's it. One time, and you get access to it forever.
🔑 🗄️🗃️ FYI: The Contract Club®️
🔑 🗄️🗃️ FYI: The Contract Club®️
Went over to my Mastodon account and only found this cute ☺️ profile pic.
This is my dogter 🐕 CeCe who crossed the rainbow 🌈 bridge this past July.
I miss her like hell. 😔 This was my favorite time of year with her. Nothing but hoodies, snuggles, and carbs. 🥰
#CutiesInHoodies 💅🏼
#LibraGang ♎️
This is my dogter 🐕 CeCe who crossed the rainbow 🌈 bridge this past July.
I miss her like hell. 😔 This was my favorite time of year with her. Nothing but hoodies, snuggles, and carbs. 🥰
#CutiesInHoodies 💅🏼
#LibraGang ♎️
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Went over to my Mastodon account and only found this cute ☺️ profile pic.
This is my dogter 🐕 CeCe who crossed the rainbow 🌈 bridge this past July.
I miss her like hell. 😔 This was my favorite time of year with her. Nothing but hoodies, snuggles, and carbs. 🥰
#CutiesInHoodies 💅🏼
#LibraGang ♎️
This is my dogter 🐕 CeCe who crossed the rainbow 🌈 bridge this past July.
I miss her like hell. 😔 This was my favorite time of year with her. Nothing but hoodies, snuggles, and carbs. 🥰
#CutiesInHoodies 💅🏼
#LibraGang ♎️
Are you a freelancer, solopreneur, or small business owner looking to streamline your operations and eliminate repetitive tasks?
#Dubsado has the perfect solution for you with an unbeatable #BlackFriday offer—50% off your first year on an annual plan! 🚀
www.elizabethalarcon.com/dubsado
#Dubsado has the perfect solution for you with an unbeatable #BlackFriday offer—50% off your first year on an annual plan! 🚀
www.elizabethalarcon.com/dubsado
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Are you a freelancer, solopreneur, or small business owner looking to streamline your operations and eliminate repetitive tasks?
#Dubsado has the perfect solution for you with an unbeatable #BlackFriday offer—50% off your first year on an annual plan! 🚀
www.elizabethalarcon.com/dubsado
#Dubsado has the perfect solution for you with an unbeatable #BlackFriday offer—50% off your first year on an annual plan! 🚀
www.elizabethalarcon.com/dubsado
The Contract Club®️ lets you build your own contract using templates that fit YOUR business. Plus, you get access to a community where you can ask questions and request templates.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/contract-club
This deal ends Cyber Monday, December 1st, 11:59PM PST.
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This deal ends Cyber Monday, December 1st, 11:59PM PST.
The Contract Club 🪩 - one time price for a lifetime of contracts and support. - Not AVG Law
All the Contracts you need. All in one place. All for one price. Just pay the cover, and you're in for life.
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November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
The Contract Club®️ lets you build your own contract using templates that fit YOUR business. Plus, you get access to a community where you can ask questions and request templates.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/contract-club
This deal ends Cyber Monday, December 1st, 11:59PM PST.
🔗 www.elizabethalarcon.com/contract-club
This deal ends Cyber Monday, December 1st, 11:59PM PST.
Me packing 🧳🎒 for my trip:
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November 24, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Me packing 🧳🎒 for my trip:
We went from getting rid of these weights to missing them.
I’ll take one please. ☝🏼
Unless there’s a clear one out there. IYKYK
I’ll take one please. ☝🏼
Unless there’s a clear one out there. IYKYK
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We went from getting rid of these weights to missing them.
I’ll take one please. ☝🏼
Unless there’s a clear one out there. IYKYK
I’ll take one please. ☝🏼
Unless there’s a clear one out there. IYKYK
The amount of bullshit one has to deal with over a holiday, any holiday, is too damn high.
I think I was a bear 🐻 in another life because I check out after September and check back in around March.
I think I was a bear 🐻 in another life because I check out after September and check back in around March.
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November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The amount of bullshit one has to deal with over a holiday, any holiday, is too damn high.
I think I was a bear 🐻 in another life because I check out after September and check back in around March.
I think I was a bear 🐻 in another life because I check out after September and check back in around March.
Ok I’m done. ✅
We’re arguing about Tupperware now?!
😂 😂 😂
We’re arguing about Tupperware now?!
😂 😂 😂
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November 23, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Ok I’m done. ✅
We’re arguing about Tupperware now?!
😂 😂 😂
We’re arguing about Tupperware now?!
😂 😂 😂