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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
Hello Slim Shady,
It's Stan.

#Hitman
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Oh I see, you need visual aids gotcha fam
November 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Spooning
November 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Noice
November 24, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have?
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse?

No, well...
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
All that doesn't matter coz it's always:
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 PM
ya that's right whut up wit dat?
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 AM
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
lol
November 17, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Every morning it's the same conversation with him.
November 15, 2025 at 6:40 PM
It's Grey and cloudy up by me in the highlands so...
November 15, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Mood.
November 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
god dammit! how many times do I have to tell you
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
"The people will get more from the idea he represented
Than the jelly bean he really was."

youtu.be/qFP8lY_EzO4?...
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Wondering where this strange ghostly sound is coming from...

And it's the Mayan ghost whistle I'm printing, the fan is whistling it as it's printing!
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Outer Worlds 2: he said these boots would make him fly.
October 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Canna industry is so much better at naming strains than the microbrew industry is at naming beers 🤣
October 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
same energy
October 26, 2025 at 8:47 PM
October 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We just had a CTF hackathon and 1st prize was the Golden Clippy.

I'm now wondering how to make it an annual award. Whattya think?
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Breakfast Blep!
October 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Funny how they never see the racists right next to them and yet I can't recall a GOP w/out David Duke, tiki torches, a tea party yelling ni**er at Obama, uhauls full of neo nazi's doing flash marches in cities since 2017, The Maga riders chasing Kamala's bus, Hanging blacks, killer Kyle Rittenhouse
October 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
most electricians carry zip ties jussayin.
October 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM