El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
kind of why i got lasers...
January 13, 2026 at 6:10 AM
kind of why i got lasers...
The Kukri House in Nepal.
January 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
The Kukri House in Nepal.
Speak softly and carry a big knife.
January 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Speak softly and carry a big knife.
My custom kukri has finally arrived!
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
My custom kukri has finally arrived!
if it was about immigrants, they wouldn't be occupying the state with the least number of guns per capita.
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
if it was about immigrants, they wouldn't be occupying the state with the least number of guns per capita.
Not really a shock if you've been paying attention.
'Horrifying' leak reveals ICE 'stalkers' have access to Americans' cell phone data
'Horrifying' leak reveals ICE 'stalkers' have access to Americans' cell phone data
A bombshell report from 404 Media revealed that Immigration and Customs Enforcement has acquired new technology that allows the agency to monitor entire city neighborhoods by tracking the movements of its residents without a warrant, sparking widespread fears over the Trump administration’s growing ...
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Not really a shock if you've been paying attention.
Playing with Lasers... youtu.be/vY7dRUUMx5I?...
Cleaning & welding with the Xtool metalfab 1200W Laser. Also:what happens when your Tank falls over
YouTube video by El Jefe's This Old Hack
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Playing with Lasers... youtu.be/vY7dRUUMx5I?...
hmm... first they steal an empty oil tanker...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
U.S. military’s ‘doomsday plane’ lands in Los Angeles. “The E-4B Nightwatch is a heavily modified Boeing 747 operated by the U.S. Air Force. It serves as a flying command center... during major national emergencies, including nuclear war." nypost.com/2026/01/09/u...
‘Doomsday Plane’ spotted at LAX sparking panic online
The mysterious “flying Pentagon” was spotted in Los Angeles, igniting a flurry of social media speculation and conspiracy theories about serious trouble ahead.
nypost.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
hmm... first they steal an empty oil tanker...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
Sorry Packers.
a close up of a grater with the word chow written on it
ALT: a close up of a grater with the word chow written on it
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Sorry Packers.
I'll make fresh for you, friend
January 11, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I'll make fresh for you, friend
You humble me, sir.
January 11, 2026 at 7:47 PM
You humble me, sir.
I think I've perfected the buttermilk biscuit these are my best yet.
January 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I think I've perfected the buttermilk biscuit these are my best yet.
Behold! My biscuits.
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Behold! My biscuits.
There's always someone gonna be a pedant.
January 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
There's always someone gonna be a pedant.
I'll make it easy for ya
January 11, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I'll make it easy for ya
tidal.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
That's it for The Other One.
RIP Bobby.
RIP Bobby.
a man is playing a guitar on stage in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man is playing a guitar on stage in front of a microphone .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
That's it for The Other One.
RIP Bobby.
RIP Bobby.
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"They want an excuse to fire on protesters."
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"They want an excuse to fire on protesters."
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
It's BLM all over again. Only this time they're killing in the name of.
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It's BLM all over again. Only this time they're killing in the name of.
FAFO at its finest.
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
FAFO at its finest.
Reposted by El Jefe De Security
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
Same exact tactics as Fallujah.
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Same exact tactics as Fallujah.
"I can't breathe!"
You remember that?
Coz I do.
You remember that?
Coz I do.
January 10, 2026 at 6:53 PM
"I can't breathe!"
You remember that?
Coz I do.
You remember that?
Coz I do.
I'm paying a $25 Trump tariff on a shipment from India and fuck Trump and this taxation without representation.
January 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I'm paying a $25 Trump tariff on a shipment from India and fuck Trump and this taxation without representation.
Reposted by El Jefe De Security
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.