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eljefe.social
El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
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I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...

and that's pretty warped.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 14m
she looks like she knows what she's doing, I'd want her on my crew. looks awesome!
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 16m
my bet is it's gotta be the zip+4. its fuggered up.
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16h
sherman, for the love of god!
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 1h
EL PASO — a family says ICE showed up at their house looking for migrants and shot and KILLED THEIR DOG, then didn’t help them as the agent ran away and was not identified.

kfoxtv.com/news/local/e...
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 1h
Look at how much they hate America.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1h
Thune: "If the Democrats had won the majority, they probably would've tried to nuke the filibuster. And then you'd have four new senators from Puerto Rico and DC, you'd have a packed Supreme Court, you'd have abortion on demand ... "
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
We don't hate America,

We just hate what you've done to Her.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 5h
Mike Johnson: "We're so angry about it. I mean, I'm a very patient guy, but I've had it with these people. The theory we have right now -- they have a hate America rally that's scheduled for October 18 on the National Mall. It's the pro-Hamas wing and antifa people ... "
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
His heresy knows no bounds.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
THE DEEP DISH ARE SHALLOW!
THE DEEP DISH ARE SHALLLLOOOW!!!!

@govpritzker.illinois.gov PLEASE SAVE US!

www.reddit.com/r/illinois/c...
a man in a blue and yellow jersey with the word frances on it is crying
ALT: a man in a blue and yellow jersey with the word frances on it is crying
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 2h
Sounds like They're teeing up to stage a nuclear option.
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Aaron Fritschner @fritschner.bsky.social · 3h
UNREAL
Democratic Whip Notice: The House GOP Leadership have made the following change to the House Floor schedule: Members are advised that votes are no longer expected in the House on Tuesday, October 14, 2025. Pending Senate action on FY26 Funding, Members will receive 48 hours' notice prior to any potential votes in the House. Further information regarding the Floor schedule will be provided as soon as it becomes available. This is a change from the House GOP Leadership's previously announced schedule.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
I been to enough dead & phish shows in IL to know the FIN have no problems with using batons for crowd control.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
*looks at calendar*
Oh, it's training day 😈
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 15h
No money flowing to USAID and hardly any to PEPFAR despite their duly enacted funding; well north of twenty billion dollars being deployed for other weird hair autocrats. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
The U.S. just bailed out Argentina, treasury secretary confirms
The U.S. Treasury has finalized a financial rescue of Argentina, including a currency swap arrangement with the country’s central bank.
www.washingtonpost.com
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
If true then I hold the @defcon.bsky.social review board accountable for not upholding the POC¦¦GTFO standard bar.
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Chris Wysopal @weld.bsky.social · 4h
Was this DEFCON eBPF bug talk hallucinated?
www.thestack.technology/defcon-ebpf-...
DEFCON talk on Linux kernel bugs drives AI slop row
"The code would not compile or run. This all points to LLM hallucination..."
www.thestack.technology
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
for next year's Nobel prize I nominate peace frog.
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Municipal Fox @amunicipalfox.bsky.social · 1d
This frog is your FRIEND
He fights for FREEDOM
Person in a frog costume faces down ICE agents
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
Congratulations you have a new car!
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
I disbelieve, roll a 20.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
It's a bug. not a feature.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
Kind of why I prefer vscode coz it don't do that.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
Oh even better, they gave the Nobel Peace prize to a Latina.

Ima say they trolled him.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
What?!? The fuck?!?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h
Hegseth: "I'm also proud that today we're signing a letter of acceptance to build a Qatari Emeri air force facility at the Mountain Home Airbase in Idaho."
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eljefe.social
El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
Oh @nedpyle.com...
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 3h
Congrats Chicago, You traded the national guard for *checks notes* aw shit the fucking Illinois nazi's.? Goddammit.
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The People's Fabric @peoplesfabric.com · 4h
ISP in riot gear lining up with batons at the ready across from the crowd.

Protesters chant “shame,” as they accuse ISP of protecting ICE.
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The Oregonian @oregonian.com · 14h
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 13h
my ducks may not be in a row,
but at least they're having fun.

Your ducks probably hate you
for making them line up like that.
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El Jefe De Security @eljefe.social · 13h
They fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is, "Never get involved in a land war in Chicago heading into Winter'!"
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