El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
Shit.
Genisis is Skynet!
Genisis is Skynet!
"the president has directed the Department of Energy to launch an AI project called the genesis mission" sounds like something out of a technothriller
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Launching the Genesis Mission
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered: Section 1. Purpose.
www.whitehouse.gov
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Shit.
Genisis is Skynet!
Genisis is Skynet!
You want me to dress up for travel then fuck you pay me.
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
You want me to dress up for travel then fuck you pay me.
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“Having a United States senator subject to discipline at the behest of the secretary of defense and the president — that violates a core principle of legislative independence,” Kreis said in a phone interview.
apnews.com/article/pent...
apnews.com/article/pent...
Pentagon says it's investigating Sen. Mark Kelly over video urging troops to defy 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says it's investigating Democratic Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona over possible breaches of military law after the former Navy pilot joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video that called...
apnews.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“Having a United States senator subject to discipline at the behest of the secretary of defense and the president — that violates a core principle of legislative independence,” Kreis said in a phone interview.
apnews.com/article/pent...
apnews.com/article/pent...
Oh look he's wearing a tie now.
Sean Duffy: "If you are delayed or canceled, know that it comes from a place of your safety and mine"
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Oh look he's wearing a tie now.
As much teeth as a Haligan indictment.
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As much teeth as a Haligan indictment.
He just made Kelly the best candidate for 28.
Sen. Mark Kelly has released a statement.
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
"If this is meant to intimidate me and other members of Congress from doing our jobs and holding this administration accountable, it won't work. I've given too much to this country to be silenced by bullies..."
November 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
He just made Kelly the best candidate for 28.
does Comey have a case to counter-sue?
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
does Comey have a case to counter-sue?
So you need a corporate membership to get Healthcare?
Rand Paul: "What is the Republican plan for healthcare? My plan would allow for people to buy their insurance through a collective. Basically to buy their insurance through Costco or Sam's Club or Amazon."
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
So you need a corporate membership to get Healthcare?
"Draw me like one of your French carrots."
Also it finally happened fam, I finally got the sexy carrot lol
November 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
"Draw me like one of your French carrots."
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FULL STORY: Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, and the agents who led a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and its suburbs, falsely depicted ordinary Chicagoans as professional agitators determined to mount a violent resistance, a federal judge determined. @wttw.bsky.social
Border Patrol Chief Greg Bovino, Federal Agents Repeatedly Lied About What They Did During Aggressive Immigration Raids: Judge
U.S. District Court Judge Sara Ellis used a blistering 233-page ruling to painstakingly detail how agents falsely asserted in court and in official reports that they had been confronted with unrelenti...
news.wttw.com
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
FULL STORY: Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino, and the agents who led a series of increasingly aggressive raids across Chicago and its suburbs, falsely depicted ordinary Chicagoans as professional agitators determined to mount a violent resistance, a federal judge determined. @wttw.bsky.social
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This is one of the big accounts boosting Tommy Robinson, Farage and Reform and ‘English Patriots’.
It’s Russian.
It’s Russian.
November 24, 2025 at 9:29 AM
This is one of the big accounts boosting Tommy Robinson, Farage and Reform and ‘English Patriots’.
It’s Russian.
It’s Russian.
I felt a great disturbance in the force,
As if a thousand teams calls for this week were cancelled all at once...
As if a thousand teams calls for this week were cancelled all at once...
a man with a beard and a helmet on his head says " i felt a great disturbance in the force "
ALT: a man with a beard and a helmet on his head says " i felt a great disturbance in the force "
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I felt a great disturbance in the force,
As if a thousand teams calls for this week were cancelled all at once...
As if a thousand teams calls for this week were cancelled all at once...
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Listen, Trump. Your continued threats will not intimidate me or keep me from doing my job, which includes oversight of the executive branch.
Stop the threats of execution, hanging, and sending a mob before someone gets hurt.
America deserves better.
Stop the threats of execution, hanging, and sending a mob before someone gets hurt.
America deserves better.
New threats from Trump:
The president just endorsed a post reading, "Go get all those traitorous sons of bitches for sedition at the very least. Those pompous traitorous communists should be impeached and prosecuted."
The president just endorsed a post reading, "Go get all those traitorous sons of bitches for sedition at the very least. Those pompous traitorous communists should be impeached and prosecuted."
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Listen, Trump. Your continued threats will not intimidate me or keep me from doing my job, which includes oversight of the executive branch.
Stop the threats of execution, hanging, and sending a mob before someone gets hurt.
America deserves better.
Stop the threats of execution, hanging, and sending a mob before someone gets hurt.
America deserves better.
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🇺🇦 Zelensky: The crux of the entire diplomatic situation is that it was Russia, and only Russia, that started this war, and it is Russia, and only Russia, that has been refusing to end it throughout the full-scale invasion.
November 23, 2025 at 5:13 PM
🇺🇦 Zelensky: The crux of the entire diplomatic situation is that it was Russia, and only Russia, that started this war, and it is Russia, and only Russia, that has been refusing to end it throughout the full-scale invasion.
ok that looks like fun. Seriously, I wanna do that.
November 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ok that looks like fun. Seriously, I wanna do that.
I think they're catfishing for Christmas
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I think they're catfishing for Christmas
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bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
bluesky checked the IP addresses of pro-turkey posters and they're all posting from hungry
nobody tell him about the deli meats.
it is tired to the point of cliche to say if turkey was good, people would make it more than once a year. but it is understated that at least one American explodes every Thanksgiving in a brave attempt to make the main dish more palatable
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
nobody tell him about the deli meats.
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
November 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I must confess, I still believe (still believe)
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
When I'm not with you, I lose my mind
Give me a sign
Hit me, baby, one more time
If you really want to screw with home depot there's really only one way and that's simply to have every single contractor stop shopping at home depot.
Their business is over 70% local contractors, if they source product from anyone other than HD it will boost the economy and put HD on the ropes.
Their business is over 70% local contractors, if they source product from anyone other than HD it will boost the economy and put HD on the ropes.
November 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you really want to screw with home depot there's really only one way and that's simply to have every single contractor stop shopping at home depot.
Their business is over 70% local contractors, if they source product from anyone other than HD it will boost the economy and put HD on the ropes.
Their business is over 70% local contractors, if they source product from anyone other than HD it will boost the economy and put HD on the ropes.
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Those in the media need to speak out against the rapist pig pretending to be president.
November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Those in the media need to speak out against the rapist pig pretending to be president.
Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have?
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse?
No, well...
Or been close to folks who have?
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse?
No, well...
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Have you ever been close to tragedy
Or been close to folks who have?
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse?
No, well...
Or been close to folks who have?
Have you ever felt a pain so powerful
So heavy you collapse?
No, well...