El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, Keeper of Secrets in MSR, Inquisitor of the CTO, Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.
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El Jefe De Security
@eljefe.social
· May 19
the only thing that limits me now is my imagination...
and that's pretty warped.
and that's pretty warped.
My custom kukri has finally arrived!
January 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
My custom kukri has finally arrived!
Not really a shock if you've been paying attention.
'Horrifying' leak reveals ICE 'stalkers' have access to Americans' cell phone data
'Horrifying' leak reveals ICE 'stalkers' have access to Americans' cell phone data
A bombshell report from 404 Media revealed that Immigration and Customs Enforcement has acquired new technology that allows the agency to monitor entire city neighborhoods by tracking the movements of its residents without a warrant, sparking widespread fears over the Trump administration’s growing ...
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Not really a shock if you've been paying attention.
Playing with Lasers... youtu.be/vY7dRUUMx5I?...
Cleaning & welding with the Xtool metalfab 1200W Laser. Also:what happens when your Tank falls over
YouTube video by El Jefe's This Old Hack
youtu.be
January 12, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Playing with Lasers... youtu.be/vY7dRUUMx5I?...
hmm... first they steal an empty oil tanker...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
U.S. military’s ‘doomsday plane’ lands in Los Angeles. “The E-4B Nightwatch is a heavily modified Boeing 747 operated by the U.S. Air Force. It serves as a flying command center... during major national emergencies, including nuclear war." nypost.com/2026/01/09/u...
‘Doomsday Plane’ spotted at LAX sparking panic online
The mysterious “flying Pentagon” was spotted in Los Angeles, igniting a flurry of social media speculation and conspiracy theories about serious trouble ahead.
nypost.com
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
hmm... first they steal an empty oil tanker...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
now the NIghtwatch is in the same area...
remember in Fallout how the President moves his command center to an oil tanker?
yea...
Sorry Packers.
a close up of a grater with the word chow written on it
ALT: a close up of a grater with the word chow written on it
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Sorry Packers.
I think I've perfected the buttermilk biscuit these are my best yet.
January 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I think I've perfected the buttermilk biscuit these are my best yet.
Behold! My biscuits.
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Behold! My biscuits.
There's always someone gonna be a pedant.
January 11, 2026 at 1:06 AM
There's always someone gonna be a pedant.
tidal.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
That's it for The Other One.
RIP Bobby.
RIP Bobby.
a man is playing a guitar on stage in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man is playing a guitar on stage in front of a microphone .
media.tenor.com
January 11, 2026 at 12:53 AM
That's it for The Other One.
RIP Bobby.
RIP Bobby.
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"They want an excuse to fire on protesters."
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 AM
"They want an excuse to fire on protesters."
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
"They're looking for a reason to declare martial law. Don't..."
Ah. See, they're already doing and saying whatever they want. They're putting people in camps and murdering people at will.
Our behavior doesn't drive theirs.
It's BLM all over again. Only this time they're killing in the name of.
January 10, 2026 at 7:11 PM
It's BLM all over again. Only this time they're killing in the name of.
FAFO at its finest.
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
FAFO at its finest.
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The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
BASH BACK
www.transbashback.com
January 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
The Free Speech Union commissioned a "security" report on us, so we tested their security. Turns out - it sucks.
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
We've now published the names of everyone who has donated to a FSU fundraiser, along with how much they gave and to which campaign.
www.transbashback.com/fsu.html
xoxo BASH BACK
Same exact tactics as Fallujah.
if you want to know what it is like in minneapolis, I don’t even have to scroll on facebook to find a horror story. it’s basically my whole feed.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
everyone i know in minneapolis is seeing ICE take people—at gas stations, taquerias, bus stops, schools. just snatching random people.
January 10, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Same exact tactics as Fallujah.
I'm paying a $25 Trump tariff on a shipment from India and fuck Trump and this taxation without representation.
January 10, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I'm paying a $25 Trump tariff on a shipment from India and fuck Trump and this taxation without representation.
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We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
We evacuated our kids out of Minneapolis this weekend and my spouse reports that as she drove them out of town she saw "multiple freeway exits where people are being pulled over." It feels like the Twin Cities is being subjugated by a hostile occupying force.
Minnesotans know what pouring cold water on clothing in this weather does to skin.
And water balloons are cheap.
Jussayin.
And water balloons are cheap.
Jussayin.
January 9, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Minnesotans know what pouring cold water on clothing in this weather does to skin.
And water balloons are cheap.
Jussayin.
And water balloons are cheap.
Jussayin.
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“We pulled their car over after suspecting a fully conscious human being may be inside driving it while just existing,” said Agent Ivan Smoldick. “Sure enough, we discovered people weaponizing the inhalation of oxygen at us in the car, leaving us with no choice but to shoot them in self-defense.”
Federal Agents Shoot 2 People in Portland Who Threatened to Exist: tinyurl.com/mjrsh7d2
January 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
“We pulled their car over after suspecting a fully conscious human being may be inside driving it while just existing,” said Agent Ivan Smoldick. “Sure enough, we discovered people weaponizing the inhalation of oxygen at us in the car, leaving us with no choice but to shoot them in self-defense.”
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Question for legal minds...if ICE agents refuse to provide identification, doesn't that make it legal for citizens to act out in defense? We dont know who they really are. They refuse to provide identification. Fighting back seems beyond legal to me.
January 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Question for legal minds...if ICE agents refuse to provide identification, doesn't that make it legal for citizens to act out in defense? We dont know who they really are. They refuse to provide identification. Fighting back seems beyond legal to me.
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Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
January 8, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Right after Renée Good’s disgusting murder, a ICE goon was filmed kicking her memorial candles.
Absolutely vile.
Absolutely vile.
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Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
January 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Fox Producer: Jesse Watters would like to invite you on his show
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
AOC: He has sexualized and harassed me on his show.
FP: That’s not true
AOC: He accused me of wanting to sleep with Stephen Miller. So why don’t you tell me what you think is acceptable to tell a woman.
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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.
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AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.
January 8, 2026 at 12:05 AM
AOC: This has now become what we feared most about ICE for a long time—that it would be used as an anti-civilian force with no accountability. At the end of the day, what we saw today was a murder, and murders in cold blood need to be prosecuted.