ELLIOTTCABLE
@ell.io
Queery {PL,Q}T; my gender is carbohydrates & the colour pink. 💝
I write a lot of #OCaml :ocaml: for the #JavaScript ecosystem! :ocaml_hug:
DMs open […]
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I write a lot of #OCaml :ocaml: for the #JavaScript ecosystem! :ocaml_hug:
DMs open […]
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update: i have been scammed. this is not in fact a dog, it is a fox. rude.
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
update: i have been scammed. this is not in fact a dog, it is a fox. rude.
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
regarding AWS' outages yesterady
October 21, 2025 at 7:17 AM
regarding AWS' outages yesterady
@andrewnez me too! adopted these tiny heartdrives a couple of weeks ago and ugh i’m over the moon they’re so gooooood
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@andrewnez me too! adopted these tiny heartdrives a couple of weeks ago and ugh i’m over the moon they’re so gooooood
… then what the fuck is the point, Ubisoft?
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
September 23, 2025 at 7:11 AM
… then what the fuck is the point, Ubisoft?
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
I despise when corporations participate in the security theatre of having "2FA", but then *requiring* some sort of strictly-less-restrictive "backup" login option.
1. if 2FA can be added … but […]
[Original post on functional.cafe]
adopted these two from the Illinois Sheltie Rescue; pair-bonded, needed to be taken in as a pair; 6yo and 8yo.
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
adopted these two from the Illinois Sheltie Rescue; pair-bonded, needed to be taken in as a pair; 6yo and 8yo.
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What madman's idea was this, omfg. FRP in Minecraft?
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
What madman's idea was this, omfg. FRP in Minecraft?
Almost done. Closing is tomorrow.
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?
July 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Almost done. Closing is tomorrow.
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?
I’m unreasonably fucking pissed.
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
June 8, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I’m unreasonably fucking pissed.
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
An r/me_irlgbt moderator banned me, and is now accusing me of being an A.I. … … … because I use fucking emdashes and ellipses.
#typography #ai #nightmaretimeline
my phone has a “memes” folder
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
June 8, 2025 at 6:25 AM
my phone has a “memes” folder
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
for years, that folder has had exactly one image
this is that one image.
A second piece of important context: I’m a ham; and my car is covered with all sorts of large, odd-looking antennas.
(Definitely a conversation-starter; I’ve spent so many hours of my life standing at Superchargers on road trips, explaining ~RF Things~ to random strangers. 😅)
(Definitely a conversation-starter; I’ve spent so many hours of my life standing at Superchargers on road trips, explaining ~RF Things~ to random strangers. 😅)
April 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
A second piece of important context: I’m a ham; and my car is covered with all sorts of large, odd-looking antennas.
(Definitely a conversation-starter; I’ve spent so many hours of my life standing at Superchargers on road trips, explaining ~RF Things~ to random strangers. 😅)
(Definitely a conversation-starter; I’ve spent so many hours of my life standing at Superchargers on road trips, explaining ~RF Things~ to random strangers. 😅)
Every key you hit is reproduced on-screen with emulated connectivity-lag, backlight, burn-in, scan-lines, jitter, screen-reflections from the room around you … and can emulate a ton of different terminals.
April 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Every key you hit is reproduced on-screen with emulated connectivity-lag, backlight, burn-in, scan-lines, jitter, screen-reflections from the room around you … and can emulate a ton of different terminals.
this idiot is just begging to be rolled on
duuuuuuude COME ON AHHHHH
duuuuuuude COME ON AHHHHH
March 31, 2025 at 9:19 PM
this idiot is just begging to be rolled on
duuuuuuude COME ON AHHHHH
duuuuuuude COME ON AHHHHH
last month or sth, OkCupid randomly decided to give me a free “Boost.”
… a *several month long* one.
I thought the bug would clear itself up, but nope, it’s still ticking down merrily.
… a *several month long* one.
I thought the bug would clear itself up, but nope, it’s still ticking down merrily.
March 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
last month or sth, OkCupid randomly decided to give me a free “Boost.”
… a *several month long* one.
I thought the bug would clear itself up, but nope, it’s still ticking down merrily.
… a *several month long* one.
I thought the bug would clear itself up, but nope, it’s still ticking down merrily.
я очень горжусь. proud af.
March 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
я очень горжусь. proud af.