ELLIOTTCABLE
@ell.io
Queery {PL,Q}T; my gender is carbohydrates & the colour pink. 💝
I write a lot of #OCaml :ocaml: for the #JavaScript ecosystem! :ocaml_hug:
DMs open […]
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I write a lot of #OCaml :ocaml: for the #JavaScript ecosystem! :ocaml_hug:
DMs open […]
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Also, feel free to poke me w/ any games I should add, here on Masto. I'm happy to add anybody who games on a custom layout to the group, if you want to be able to help me add notes for games that are types I don't personally play. <3
November 5, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Also, feel free to poke me w/ any games I should add, here on Masto. I'm happy to add anybody who games on a custom layout to the group, if you want to be able to help me add notes for games that are types I don't personally play. <3
@SwooshyCueb "lumbar puncture" always sounded so low-key horny to me, somehow
October 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
@SwooshyCueb "lumbar puncture" always sounded so low-key horny to me, somehow
update: i have been scammed. this is not in fact a dog, it is a fox. rude.
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
October 23, 2025 at 1:45 AM
update: i have been scammed. this is not in fact a dog, it is a fox. rude.
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
it is okay, it is a very good fox tho #dogsofmastodon
just saw this while scrolling thru my own feed looking for something and now i'm cackling AGAIN.
уу папочка 👉👈
уу папочка 👉👈
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
just saw this while scrolling thru my own feed looking for something and now i'm cackling AGAIN.
уу папочка 👉👈
уу папочка 👉👈
@williampietri my deepest soul cries out _painfully_ at the inclusion of 'fission' in that list
nuclear power is good! nuclear power *is* world-changing! nuclear power has enabled so, so many things in our world and society and wellbeing. )=
in fact, maybe one of the *only good things* about […]
nuclear power is good! nuclear power *is* world-changing! nuclear power has enabled so, so many things in our world and society and wellbeing. )=
in fact, maybe one of the *only good things* about […]
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functional.cafe
October 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
@williampietri my deepest soul cries out _painfully_ at the inclusion of 'fission' in that list
nuclear power is good! nuclear power *is* world-changing! nuclear power has enabled so, so many things in our world and society and wellbeing. )=
in fact, maybe one of the *only good things* about […]
nuclear power is good! nuclear power *is* world-changing! nuclear power has enabled so, so many things in our world and society and wellbeing. )=
in fact, maybe one of the *only good things* about […]
@andrewnez me too! adopted these tiny heartdrives a couple of weeks ago and ugh i’m over the moon they’re so gooooood
October 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
@andrewnez me too! adopted these tiny heartdrives a couple of weeks ago and ugh i’m over the moon they’re so gooooood
Meanwhile, the Dell UltraSharp U2723QE (choosing a generic 27" 4K monitor somewhat at random) works out to ~47° of visual arc & ~81 px/deg - a significant (~30%) reduction in resolvability.
October 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Meanwhile, the Dell UltraSharp U2723QE (choosing a generic 27" 4K monitor somewhat at random) works out to ~47° of visual arc & ~81 px/deg - a significant (~30%) reduction in resolvability.
(Distance-from-eye measured according to my own personal usage, so there's a bit of a spoiler there; these values could just be correlated by me subconsciously reacting to my own tastes. However, there's only so much adjustment in the "laptop on lap" form-factor; and similarly, my displays are […]
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functional.cafe
October 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
(Distance-from-eye measured according to my own personal usage, so there's a bit of a spoiler there; these values could just be correlated by me subconsciously reacting to my own tastes. However, there's only so much adjustment in the "laptop on lap" form-factor; and similarly, my displays are […]
October 1, 2025 at 1:35 AM
adopted these two from the Illinois Sheltie Rescue; pair-bonded, needed to be taken in as a pair; 6yo and 8yo.
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
adopted these two from the Illinois Sheltie Rescue; pair-bonded, needed to be taken in as a pair; 6yo and 8yo.
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
I’m shocked how well-behaved they are. I had my expectations calibrated for “difficult rescues needing a lotta help,” and appear to have instead received “little well-behaved angels,” wtf
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Almost done. Closing is tomorrow.
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?
July 24, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Almost done. Closing is tomorrow.
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?
I am *exhausted*, and a twitchy mess.
I cannot comprehend this amount of money. But it's almost over.
Hopefully the positive "I'm a homeowner" feels eventually(?) start to replace the stress and anxiety?? This is supposed to be a good, exciting thing, right?