Honestly Ann Sophie told me Rory was really happy and did something called the bee dance in the lounge room. Sophie joined in she thought it was a hoot.
November 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Honestly Ann Sophie told me Rory was really happy and did something called the bee dance in the lounge room. Sophie joined in she thought it was a hoot.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, helpful daughter, said when interviewed “moi told ma mère that les abeilles were super et did le winny winny. Nous could crack open Le Roquefort avant Strictly. Mon père will be chuffy chuffy.”
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, helpful daughter, said when interviewed “moi told ma mère that les abeilles were super et did le winny winny. Nous could crack open Le Roquefort avant Strictly. Mon père will be chuffy chuffy.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, careful girl, said when interviewed, “that vaccy vaccy is un monstre! It does le sucky sucky et makes un noise terrible. Moi doesn’t want to end up inside it. Moi will stay under le bureau et encourage mon père to join moi. Nous will be safe.”
November 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, careful girl, said when interviewed, “that vaccy vaccy is un monstre! It does le sucky sucky et makes un noise terrible. Moi doesn’t want to end up inside it. Moi will stay under le bureau et encourage mon père to join moi. Nous will be safe.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Calendar Girl, said when interviewed “mon père will publish un calendrier of belles photos de moi, très classy classy, not raunchy raunchy. Moi is not comme Pamela Anderson in le 80s mais moi maintenant thinks she is super cool. Moi will not wear un swimmy rouge.”
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Calendar Girl, said when interviewed “mon père will publish un calendrier of belles photos de moi, très classy classy, not raunchy raunchy. Moi is not comme Pamela Anderson in le 80s mais moi maintenant thinks she is super cool. Moi will not wear un swimmy rouge.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, considerate daughter, said when interviewed “mes parents adore seeing moi whatever l’heure. Moi likes to do le mixy mixy, la surprise gives them beaucoup de plaisir. Moi is une très bonne chienne. Mes parents tell moi that tout le temps.”
November 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, considerate daughter, said when interviewed “mes parents adore seeing moi whatever l’heure. Moi likes to do le mixy mixy, la surprise gives them beaucoup de plaisir. Moi is une très bonne chienne. Mes parents tell moi that tout le temps.”
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, devoted fan of David Attenborough, said when interviewed “moi has swapped Monsieur Penguin’s jour around pour l’amour.He was having une crise de panique about la calotte glaciaire doing la melty melty. He is right mais moi didn’t tell him. Moi juste gave him huggies.”
November 25, 2025 at 8:45 PM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, devoted fan of David Attenborough, said when interviewed “moi has swapped Monsieur Penguin’s jour around pour l’amour.He was having une crise de panique about la calotte glaciaire doing la melty melty. He is right mais moi didn’t tell him. Moi juste gave him huggies.”
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, strategic thinker, said when interviewed “mon père is wrong, moi will not be doing le snoozy snoozy, moi will be doing le plotty plotty against les chats avec mes yeux fermés.Moi will also be thinking about le fromage while waiting pour mon père to come to chez nous.”
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 AM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, strategic thinker, said when interviewed “mon père is wrong, moi will not be doing le snoozy snoozy, moi will be doing le plotty plotty against les chats avec mes yeux fermés.Moi will also be thinking about le fromage while waiting pour mon père to come to chez nous.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sensitive dog, said when interviewed “moi has feelings mixy mixy about les lundis. Ma mère goes to intellectualise à Cambridge which makes moi un peu triste, sometimes moi does le hangy hangy avec Juno which helps moi. Moi aussi finds l’eau de rue très comforting.”
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sensitive dog, said when interviewed “moi has feelings mixy mixy about les lundis. Ma mère goes to intellectualise à Cambridge which makes moi un peu triste, sometimes moi does le hangy hangy avec Juno which helps moi. Moi aussi finds l’eau de rue très comforting.”
I am pleased mrsluc. I like to make people smile, snortle or sniggle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I am pleased mrsluc. I like to make people smile, snortle or sniggle.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, party girl most excellent, said when interviewed “moi was not much bothered by ma nièce et mon neveu moi loves them. Moi aussi likes les chaussettes stripey stripey. Moi thinks Juno would adore them mais not pour les bois they would get wetty wetty et stinky stinky.”
November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, party girl most excellent, said when interviewed “moi was not much bothered by ma nièce et mon neveu moi loves them. Moi aussi likes les chaussettes stripey stripey. Moi thinks Juno would adore them mais not pour les bois they would get wetty wetty et stinky stinky.”
BlackBart Sophie told me that her mum was very wetty wetty and needed a shower hotty hotty at home even though the prof is Northern.
November 23, 2025 at 5:09 PM
BlackBart Sophie told me that her mum was very wetty wetty and needed a shower hotty hotty at home even though the prof is Northern.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Sunday walker, said when interviewed “nous promenaded au cimetière. Aujourd’hui moi couldn’t sense ou smell des fantômes ou des zombies! Nous were safe. Mes parents are très fortunate that moi is super talentueuse et can keep nous safey safey.They said merci to moi.”
November 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Sunday walker, said when interviewed “nous promenaded au cimetière. Aujourd’hui moi couldn’t sense ou smell des fantômes ou des zombies! Nous were safe. Mes parents are très fortunate that moi is super talentueuse et can keep nous safey safey.They said merci to moi.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père has had une journée horrible. Even moi’s journaliste was disappointed that Australie beat Angleterre in deux jours. Elle wanted to see un peu plus de cricket avant Angleterre lost. Moi will take bon care of mon père.”
November 22, 2025 at 7:09 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père has had une journée horrible. Even moi’s journaliste was disappointed that Australie beat Angleterre in deux jours. Elle wanted to see un peu plus de cricket avant Angleterre lost. Moi will take bon care of mon père.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring dog, said when interviewed “moi likes to do les sharey sharey avec moi’s amour. Le vendredi is pour Monsieur Penguin. Moi shares les autres jours avec le hedgehog et la caterpillar. Moi loves mes parents tous les jours pour les fromages et les huggy huggies.”
November 21, 2025 at 8:43 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring dog, said when interviewed “moi likes to do les sharey sharey avec moi’s amour. Le vendredi is pour Monsieur Penguin. Moi shares les autres jours avec le hedgehog et la caterpillar. Moi loves mes parents tous les jours pour les fromages et les huggy huggies.”
Ann, Sophie has accepted your apology and won’t sue you for 5 billion US dollars. She thinks free speech is a good thing.
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Ann, Sophie has accepted your apology and won’t sue you for 5 billion US dollars. She thinks free speech is a good thing.
Ann, Sophie told me she was shocked by your suggestion. She is so robust. Her mother is northern you know.
November 20, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Ann, Sophie told me she was shocked by your suggestion. She is so robust. Her mother is northern you know.
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, streetwise girl, said when interviewed, “moi is always conscious of les paparazzi. Moi decided to mix up moi’s promenades to do le confusey confusey. Moi will stay at chez nous ce matin. It has nothing to do with it being très proper parky. Moi is très robuste.”
November 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, streetwise girl, said when interviewed, “moi is always conscious of les paparazzi. Moi decided to mix up moi’s promenades to do le confusey confusey. Moi will stay at chez nous ce matin. It has nothing to do with it being très proper parky. Moi is très robuste.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, devoted daughter, said when interviewed “moi loves it quand ma mère returns de Cambridge. Moi misses her beaucoup. Moi knows she misses moi beaucoup et she has les fromages to prove it. Sharey sharey is carey carey. Moi is certain ma mère will do la bonne chose.”
November 19, 2025 at 6:25 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, devoted daughter, said when interviewed “moi loves it quand ma mère returns de Cambridge. Moi misses her beaucoup. Moi knows she misses moi beaucoup et she has les fromages to prove it. Sharey sharey is carey carey. Moi is certain ma mère will do la bonne chose.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan -Jones, said when interviewed “mon père has missed un moment super cool. He should come to chez nous et nous can eat Le Roquefort ensemble.”
November 18, 2025 at 11:21 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan -Jones, said when interviewed “mon père has missed un moment super cool. He should come to chez nous et nous can eat Le Roquefort ensemble.”
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, wood walker, said when interviewed “moi went dans les bois, mais moi didn’t go seule. Moi was avec mon père, Gonçalo et Juno. Nous didn’t see any beary bearies doing le pique-nique pique-nique. Moi thinks that is le news fakey fakey.”
November 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, wood walker, said when interviewed “moi went dans les bois, mais moi didn’t go seule. Moi was avec mon père, Gonçalo et Juno. Nous didn’t see any beary bearies doing le pique-nique pique-nique. Moi thinks that is le news fakey fakey.”