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El
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Australian. Proud South Londoner.
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Chris Mason is confusing what is happening and what he wants to happen.
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, athlete, said when interviewed “moi thinks moi could compete in les Jeux olympiques d’hiver. Not in le skiey skiey (moi doesn’t like heighty heighties) mais moi did le skatey skatey dans la rue et moi was très graceful comme Dame Jayne Torvill. Moi is une naturelle.”
February 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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Nigel Farage tells GB News that Keir Starmer's decision to appoint Peter Mandelson as US ambassador shows his judgement is "seriously wrong" and he should stand down as Prime Minister.

Here's what Farage said when Mandelson was appointed
February 5, 2026 at 3:50 PM
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Look at this otter enjoying his best life :)
February 5, 2026 at 2:14 PM
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"Starmer didn't pick Mandelson in spite of his Epstein connections… He picked him because of them."

Would he have made the same choice if Kamala Harris had won?

"Absolutely not", says @lewisgoodall.com.
February 5, 2026 at 4:22 PM
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It’s all in the hips !
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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We hope the good people of #SanFrancisco will forgive us for adapting a song about their city in 1967 to address the shocking and tragic events in #Minnesota in recent weeks. This is dedicated to Renée Good and Alex Pretti, and in solidarity. Our version is called "Minnesota" ❤️

youtu.be/BRHxXHZmVAM
"Minnesota" - Marsh Family adaptation of "San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Some Flowers in Your Hair)"
YouTube video by Marsh Family
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 12:21 AM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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Twenty-five years ago, Nasalot was a traumatised poaching orphan who would only sleep during daylight. Today, she's a mother of three living wild – here with newborn Nala – and look who's in tow. That's Naleku, our Mara rescue from 2020, taking on babysitting duties with: swt.bio/nasalot
January 25, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Canada ⬇️
January 24, 2026 at 5:02 AM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi doesn’t like seeing un bloke doing le protesty protesty being shot deady deady. Moi thinks les hommes des glace should do les melty melty et not be in Minnesota or anywhere. They should go home et do le cooly cooly.”
January 24, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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Thanks to you, orphaned elephants always have a home.

For the youngest, that means a Keeper beside them through the night – sleeping above them, waking for feeds, offering comfort when they need it most.

Learn more: sheldrickwildlifetrust.org/p...
January 18, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all
January 18, 2026 at 12:44 PM
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Toto's rescue story is extraordinary. A herd of ex-orphans – elephants we'd raised and reintegrated – discovered the hairy newborn calf all alone. Realising he needed help, they delivered the tiny baby into the hands of our Keepers! Discover Toto's story and adopt him: swt.bio/toto
January 14, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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"Battle Hymn of the Republic" is not a song to be taken on lightly ... but in light of this New Year Trumpian news onslaught, we're sharing this adaptation, called "Battle Hymn of the Empire" - as Trump goes marching on, and dragging us all back to the nineteenth century.

youtu.be/8saU0WeocP0
"Battle Hymn of the Empire" - Marsh Family adaptation of "Battle Hymn of the Republic" about Trump
YouTube video by Marsh Family
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January 11, 2026 at 1:38 AM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sleepy girl, said when interviewed “moi seems to have caught les laggy laggies from mon père. It is contagieux. Moi is going to go les sleepy bobos. There is beaucoup du foot demain. Bonne nuit mes amis.”
January 9, 2026 at 10:07 PM
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, BBC News watcher, said when interviewed “moi is très glad mon père is back from That Place.Le Vancey bloke is très proper scary scary avec his tartes au porc, his attaques on les journalistes et his love of Venezuela becoming un État Marionette. Moi needs du fromage.”
January 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, concerned dog, said when interviewed “moi juste heard le mot ‘lebensraum’. Moi doesn’t know what it means. Moi will ask ma mère mais it sounds scary scary. Moi stands on quatre paws avec les Groenlandais.”
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, sport watcher, said when interviewed “moi’s reporter has been snorting like une rhino doing le sleepy bobos et has now woken up pour le cricket. Moi thinks mon père will be très heureux mais moi is not sure vous can watch le cricket in l’USA. Do they have la télé?”
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “le match wasn’t super bon pour Brentford, mon père is not going to be très heureux. Moi suggests he reads moi ‘La Très Hungry Caterpillar’ et gives moi beaucoup de fromage, that always make him cheery cheery.”
January 1, 2026 at 10:03 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, football watcher, said when interviewed “l’équipe de mon père, Brentford, is playing Tottenham ce soir. Moi hopes les abeilles sting les coqs. Mon père would be super heureux.”
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, cheese lover, said when interviewed “these jours après Noël are super excellent pour le fromage. Moi is not talking about le cheddar from le supermarché, mais le vraiment bon stuff. Moi is dans fromagey fromagey heaven. Plus Le Roquefort s’il te plaît!”
December 27, 2025 at 1:41 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Excited Girl, said when interviewed “only une more sleepy bobos avant Père Noël comes. Moi hopes he got moi’s liste. Ma mère et moi looked at where he was on Le Santa Tracker. He will be à Londres en neuf heures! Moi needs du fromage to calme moi’s nerves.”
December 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Good Girl, said when interviewed “moi understands that someone très special might be doing le packing packing pour un long voyage. Moi would like him to know moi has only ever been nicey nicey not naughty naughty. Moi can provide les références de caractère.”
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM