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El
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 19h
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, caring daughter, said when interviewed “mon père has had un back dodgy dodgy which makes him feel ouchy ouchy. He is feeling un peu better maintenant, moi is très pleased. Moi has heard that eating des fromage et going on slow promenades also helps.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 1d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, avid watcher of BBC News, said when interviewed, “et they think that chiens do les licky lickies! These hommes, (pas de femmes bien sûr), are super experts et will need se brosser les dents très vite.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 1d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, athlete in training, said when interviewed, “mon père is right, moi can maintenant run further et plus vite. Bibi beat moi aujourd’hui, mais la prochaine fois he’s le pain grillé!”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 1d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of an academic, said when interviewed “ma mère has gone to intellectualise à Cambridge.This involves waking up très early. Intellectualists are like les boulangers professionnel or les nageurs olympiques. Moi doesn’t know pourquoi it must be un brain thing.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 3d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, dance expert, said when interviewed “mon père et moi thought that was une super danse. Moi suggested we crack open des fromage autrichien, mais nous didn’t have any. So moi thought of Le Roquefort. Moi adores Le Roquefort.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 3d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, persuasive dog, said when interviewed “moi wanted to do la promenade un peu tôt. Mes parents said ‘non’. Moi convinced them that moi was right, it took trois minutes, les trente autres minutes were spent with them putting on their vêtements et drinking le thé.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 4d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, athlete in training, said when interviewed “moi knows l’importance of doing les stretchy stretchies. These deux are relativement simple. Moi thinks Dame Jessica Ennis-Hill could teach moi beaucoup de stretchy stretchies et help moi become une étoile de l'athlétisme”.
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 5d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, very smart girl, said when interviewed, “mon oncle Si would never bet against moi, this is un plan sneaky. Nous are going to make un killing at les bookies.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 5d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, rational thinker, said when interviewed “on moi’s promenade, nous saw un food truck smelling très super de les saucisses de porc. Moi très like les saucisses de porc, mais moi is not keen on les trucks. Moi decided to go to chez nous pour moi’s petit dejeuner.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 5d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, census conductor, said when interviewed “moi is très pleased to count le chat this proche (c'est plus scientifique) mais it would be even mieux if moi was sans leash. Moi asked ma mère et she said ‘non’ très firmly et gave moi That Look.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 6d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, resident of Ealing, said when interviewed “this place is très happening! Moi’s promenade avec mon père was super busy, some of it un peu scary scary. Not, bien sûr, l’équipe de film moi is used to those. Moi has been on la télé beaucoup de fois. Moi is fameuse.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 7d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, indignant dog, said when interviewed “moi enjoyed moi’s promenade avec mon père mais those deux chiens are super rude et parlé such saloperie! Moi can’t believe that they don’t know who moi is! Moi is fameuse. Moi told them off. Une livre has been written about moi!”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 8d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, training athlete, said when interviewed “moi loves passer du temps avec mes amies. Moi is not up pour l'heptathlon, as moi is not yet confident on le bouncy bouncy, mais moi is très rapide. Moi hopes that Dame Jessica Ennis-Hill will mentor moi.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 8d
NEWS: S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy girl, said when interviewed “moi loves doing la socialisation avec Juno et Nuna. Nous gossip et tell des blagues. Nuna is like Mme Jo Brand et is super at des blagues. Juno et moi were in stitches après her impersonation of l’homme d’orange.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 9d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, happy dog, said when interviewed “moi is delighted avec l'amour du peuple de Cuckfield, moi sends l’amour back. Moi understands tu as des lapins. Moi would like une pause le week-end près des lapins. Parlé avec moi pas mes parents. They will say non. Chut!”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 9d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Strictly watcher, said when interviewed “le père de moi’s client journaliste is très super heureux that Chris et Nadiya survived le danse off. He thinks Nadiya is trés proper talentueuse.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 9d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, intrepid walker, said when interviewed “mon père says moi is spooked! Moi has un sens de smell supérieur. He can’t smell what moi can smell. Monsieur Scooby-Doo, brave detective, didn’t like les cimetières either.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 10d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, daughter of strict parents, said when interviewed, “moi can watch ‘Strictly’ which moi adores. Moi can’t watch les shows like ‘Île d'amour’. Ma mère said it will turn moi’s tête to papier mâché et moi will want une bouche comme un poisson pour Noël.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 10d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, keen Strictly watcher, said when interviewed “moi adores watching this show avec mes parents, moi adores la musique et la danse, mais en ce moment mon père et moi are discussing les jolies robes et he has super tasty fromage et moi will get some.”
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 11d
A statue depicting Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein titled “Best Friends Forever" has returned to the National Mall, a week after the National Park Service removed it. An anonymous group of artists has taken credit.
Statue of Trump and Epstein Holding Hands Returns to National Mall
The statue, titled “Best Friends Forever,” was reinstalled after it was removed last week. An anonymous group of artists has taken credit for the work.
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 12d
Thank you Culcavey. I am happy that you like my posts.
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 12d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, Very Delighted Daughter, said when interviewed “Moi is très super proud of mon père et les autres Movers et Shakers. Moi thinks nous should crack open le best roquefort de Waitrose to celebrate.”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 12d
NEWS: Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, proud daughter, said when interviewed “mon père is going to The Poddies ce soir, he might win un prix pour ‘Les Movers et Shakers’. Moi hopes he does, nous would tous be super, super chuffed. Bonne chance mon père!”
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 12d
Thank you very much Jenailsa. I like to write things that make people sniggle and snortle.
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El @ell17.bsky.social · 12d
NEWS:Miss S Coyle Cellan-Jones, census conductor, said when interviewed “moi suspects there is un chat dans that jardin. Ma mère needs to let moi get much closer so moi can do moi’s recherche properly using la méthode scientifique. This distance recherche is très dodgy et won’t survive peer review.”
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