I really really hope he has a heart condition. A severe one. It seems unlikely - he’d have to have a heart - but nonetheless. Make it so, universe.

Yes, he is a good Murderbot. But he is not the murderbot of my headcanon.

It so would! Also I would rather they had cast the Sanctuary Moon cyborg as Murderbot.

Salad, like, good posh salad with vegetables and nuts and no meat
Bread, like good crusty bread
A really excellent mild cheese
Coconut LaCroix
Athletic Brewing Run IPA
Whole milk
Cold brewed coffee
Two different types of fresh (not packaged) chocolate dessert, one soft one chewy

I…had children this century. And then streaming came along. What is album? Does not compute.

I guess. I am not good at eating down the freezer. But I need to get better, because I loathe wasting food. Thank goodness for my human garbage pail child….

Maybe you have salad advice for me. I like a lot of things in one salad. But this makes it very hard to make small salads. I just made a farro/kidney bean/roasted vegetable/pepita salad and I have enough to last me for … longer than I will want to eat it. What should I do!?

Hahaha oh wow

“Oh my God. Have you told your family? What did your mom say?”

YES OBVIOUSLY

Oh man, I saw a great raccoon one this morning, I’ll see if I can locate it again.

You look great!

Rhubarb simple syrup makes good gifts, uses lots of rhubarb, and is easy to make

You can faint on my couch whenever!

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Right now I have acquired a hodgepodge of things with no real home yet. I think I may put it in the front room for now as a reading couch but eventually (obvs) is for watching TV

Look at the fucking ridonkulousness. So primo. I’m having anticipatory vapors.