Miss Ella Norah Smith-Jones
@ellanorah.bsky.social
Unpopular opinion: Rhubarb season doesn’t end until first frost. Fight me.
July 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Unpopular opinion: Rhubarb season doesn’t end until first frost. Fight me.
So tired. Just finished one paper for school, on to coding for work. I feel lined with lead, my body is so heavy and sluggish. I slept plenty! Why must I feel like this on a weekend and when the weather is actually pleasant?! Unfair.
July 20, 2025 at 7:50 PM
So tired. Just finished one paper for school, on to coding for work. I feel lined with lead, my body is so heavy and sluggish. I slept plenty! Why must I feel like this on a weekend and when the weather is actually pleasant?! Unfair.
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July 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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“I never expected all these leopards to eat my country’s face,” said Sen. Mitch McConnell, who bred and trained face-eating leopards for decades.
July 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“I never expected all these leopards to eat my country’s face,” said Sen. Mitch McConnell, who bred and trained face-eating leopards for decades.
We smashed the patriarchy. Unsurprisingly, it was full of play money and Dum Dums.
July 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
We smashed the patriarchy. Unsurprisingly, it was full of play money and Dum Dums.
Also, the piñatas are finally stuffed and sealed. One more day to make them diabolically impregnable and then PAINTING and then SMASHING!
June 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Also, the piñatas are finally stuffed and sealed. One more day to make them diabolically impregnable and then PAINTING and then SMASHING!
Random dude I gave a plant to after I saw him admiring my garden dropped off a card with the pot, this was inside. MY BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT RADIATES, GUYS. 🤘
June 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Random dude I gave a plant to after I saw him admiring my garden dropped off a card with the pot, this was inside. MY BEAUTIFUL SPIRIT RADIATES, GUYS. 🤘
WAIT. Guys, if my phone can vibrate…is there an app or anything that can make it PURR?!
June 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
WAIT. Guys, if my phone can vibrate…is there an app or anything that can make it PURR?!
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feels like the writer has known several cats
Decoding Cat Adoption Biographies. “Not good with dogs”: Met one dog and was not happy about it. We’re not sure, but we think he’s trying to assassinate them. Feels vendetta-based. And doodle-specific. [SATIRE] www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/dec...
Decoding Cat Adoption Biographies
“Shy around strangers but will warm up”
It will take six months for your friends to even realize you have a cat. They thought your apartment just ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
May 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
feels like the writer has known several cats
I bought a fainting couch today. It will go with literally nothing else I own but HOW COULD I NOT?!
May 15, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I bought a fainting couch today. It will go with literally nothing else I own but HOW COULD I NOT?!
Apropos of this ask, my preferred genres include: Hopecore, sci-fi/fantasy, thinky but not boring non-fiction, and romance mixed with a secondary genre. Literary fiction welcome but only if it can make me laugh/hope and doesn’t make me despair.
friends, if you read a good book, you should let people know. a lot of us are reading okay books because we don't know about good books. let people know!
April 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Apropos of this ask, my preferred genres include: Hopecore, sci-fi/fantasy, thinky but not boring non-fiction, and romance mixed with a secondary genre. Literary fiction welcome but only if it can make me laugh/hope and doesn’t make me despair.
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Anyone who tells you that holding on to things you love is a distraction doesn’t want you to win.
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Anyone who tells you that holding on to things you love is a distraction doesn’t want you to win.
Oh my god, where has my energy gone?!
April 9, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Oh my god, where has my energy gone?!
I…bought avocados. You can’t “stock up” on those but you can sure savor their ready availability while it lasts.
i am very curious to know what people are using the threat of tariffs to panic buy right now bc i bet a lot of people are
April 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I…bought avocados. You can’t “stock up” on those but you can sure savor their ready availability while it lasts.
Turned out nice.
March 15, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Turned out nice.
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"We can't save the world with joy, but we can be a reprieve before the fight."
(h/t @nrlines.bsky.social)
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We can't save the world with games, but we can be part of why it is worth saving. We can't save the world with art, but we can brighten it. We can't save the world with play, but we can be a reminder of our humanity. We can't save the world with joy, but we can be a reprieve before the fight.
March 13, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"We can't save the world with joy, but we can be a reprieve before the fight."
(h/t @nrlines.bsky.social)
(h/t @nrlines.bsky.social)
Having friends over for drinks tonight. Making photo backdrop out of cardboard.
March 14, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Having friends over for drinks tonight. Making photo backdrop out of cardboard.
Today was a lot. Like, would have cried multiple times but I was too busy a lot. Tomorrow I am going to try to make some time to spend with plants.
March 11, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Today was a lot. Like, would have cried multiple times but I was too busy a lot. Tomorrow I am going to try to make some time to spend with plants.
Off my LAWN.
March 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Off my LAWN.
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Unfortunately, the measles party controls all 3 branches of government
Texas official warns against “measles parties” as outbreak keeps growing
Twenty people have been hospitalized. Most cases are in children.
arstechnica.com
March 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Unfortunately, the measles party controls all 3 branches of government
Ray’s only friend just punked out on their birthday hangout. It’s hard to see your kid sad and lonely, but he’s long past the age when I could arrange playdates. 💔
March 1, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Ray’s only friend just punked out on their birthday hangout. It’s hard to see your kid sad and lonely, but he’s long past the age when I could arrange playdates. 💔
Okay so did the Fourth Wing trilogy ever make it clear at any point that it was not going to be a trilogy? Because I just got whiplash from that cliffhanger. I don’t read series in progress for a reason!
February 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Okay so did the Fourth Wing trilogy ever make it clear at any point that it was not going to be a trilogy? Because I just got whiplash from that cliffhanger. I don’t read series in progress for a reason!
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We are fabulous Americans!
February 27, 2025 at 12:22 AM
We are fabulous Americans!
Today’s flowers.
February 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Today’s flowers.