celli
@aliascelli.bsky.social
Fandom's accountant, writer&crafter. Your fandom probly, esp #kpop RPF (BTS+more). Queer, she/her, 50s. 'cozy hug of a human' & 'secret thread mage'
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Fics etc https://archiveofourown.org/users/celli
Other sites https://linktr.ee/aliascelli
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erode all my edges - celli - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
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New #BtsFic! Written to be podfic-ed (coming soon), but here's the story:
🧮 erode all my edges, T, namkook
🧮 puns, BTS song references
🧮 written for Voiceteam prompts
🧮 strangers to lovers, misunderstandings
🧮 erode all my edges, T, namkook
🧮 puns, BTS song references
🧮 written for Voiceteam prompts
🧮 strangers to lovers, misunderstandings
I had some things to say.
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January 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I had some things to say.
I recced the original Dimension 20: On a Bus CYOA fic by @missp.bsky.social, and now I have to rec the podfic by pezzax, who gives it a pitch perfect reading but also after the end of each chapter has the most delightfully baffled reactions! I was genuinely in tears, I was laughing so hard.
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January 10, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I recced the original Dimension 20: On a Bus CYOA fic by @missp.bsky.social, and now I have to rec the podfic by pezzax, who gives it a pitch perfect reading but also after the end of each chapter has the most delightfully baffled reactions! I was genuinely in tears, I was laughing so hard.
I haven't forgotten your joy, friends! This has now become a weekend project, which, joy is joy, yeah? Feel free to put a blorbo in if you haven't yet.
For #MoreJoyDay, let's do this: post me a photo of your blorbo,* and I'll tell you why they are great and you clearly have good taste! If i don't know them, I'll make my best guess, lol.
*for these purposes, pets are blorbos!
(Limited to people I follow/people who follow me, for my sanity's sake!)
*for these purposes, pets are blorbos!
(Limited to people I follow/people who follow me, for my sanity's sake!)
January 9, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I haven't forgotten your joy, friends! This has now become a weekend project, which, joy is joy, yeah? Feel free to put a blorbo in if you haven't yet.
Lots of additions to my work todo list today! Which, on the one hand, keeping me busy, approved! On the other hand, brainpower? In THIS economy???
January 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Lots of additions to my work todo list today! Which, on the one hand, keeping me busy, approved! On the other hand, brainpower? In THIS economy???
Reposted by celli
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January 9, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Friends of friends in MN were hurt when being detained by ICE. Signal boosting their GoFundMe for medical and legal bills: www.gofundme.com/f/support-an...
Another Heated Rivalry podfic! This is a multivoice for an AMAZING social media AU that follows fandom through all the years the series takes place in. I voiced an Ilya primer that talked about the 2481 ship!
love takes miles, written by corsi, read by...all of us, lol.
love takes miles, written by corsi, read by...all of us, lol.
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January 9, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Another Heated Rivalry podfic! This is a multivoice for an AMAZING social media AU that follows fandom through all the years the series takes place in. I voiced an Ilya primer that talked about the 2481 ship!
love takes miles, written by corsi, read by...all of us, lol.
love takes miles, written by corsi, read by...all of us, lol.
And here's the #BtsFic Bended Knee. namjin, T, 250 words. moon_apple expressed a preference for canon compliant and fluff and I delivered!
Bended Knee - celli - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
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January 9, 2026 at 12:10 AM
And here's the #BtsFic Bended Knee. namjin, T, 250 words. moon_apple expressed a preference for canon compliant and fluff and I delivered!
The second is a triptych of three BTS podfics as a gift for moon_apple:
Bended Knee, a namjin one I wrote just for this;
Memes, Cats and Otherwise, a yoonjin (but mostly BTS being chaotic) ficlet; and
things you said when you thought I was asleep, a yoonjin ficlet.
Bended Knee, a namjin one I wrote just for this;
Memes, Cats and Otherwise, a yoonjin (but mostly BTS being chaotic) ficlet; and
things you said when you thought I was asleep, a yoonjin ficlet.
Podfic Triptych for moon_apple - Chapter 1 - celli - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
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January 9, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The second is a triptych of three BTS podfics as a gift for moon_apple:
Bended Knee, a namjin one I wrote just for this;
Memes, Cats and Otherwise, a yoonjin (but mostly BTS being chaotic) ficlet; and
things you said when you thought I was asleep, a yoonjin ficlet.
Bended Knee, a namjin one I wrote just for this;
Memes, Cats and Otherwise, a yoonjin (but mostly BTS being chaotic) ficlet; and
things you said when you thought I was asleep, a yoonjin ficlet.
Also for More Joy Day I bring you podfics! The first is one that I did a voice on, Thank You Notes. This is a Heated Rivalry fic, one of the ones in the "Ilya in the WAGs chat" universe.
[podfic] Thank You Notes - blackglass, celli, korechthonia, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), Rhea314 (Rhea), semperfiona, sisi_rambles, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), with (cheesecake3), with (dairaliz),...
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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January 9, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Also for More Joy Day I bring you podfics! The first is one that I did a voice on, Thank You Notes. This is a Heated Rivalry fic, one of the ones in the "Ilya in the WAGs chat" universe.
January 8, 2026 at 9:37 PM
For #MoreJoyDay, let's do this: post me a photo of your blorbo,* and I'll tell you why they are great and you clearly have good taste! If i don't know them, I'll make my best guess, lol.
*for these purposes, pets are blorbos!
(Limited to people I follow/people who follow me, for my sanity's sake!)
*for these purposes, pets are blorbos!
(Limited to people I follow/people who follow me, for my sanity's sake!)
January 8, 2026 at 3:16 PM
For #MoreJoyDay, let's do this: post me a photo of your blorbo,* and I'll tell you why they are great and you clearly have good taste! If i don't know them, I'll make my best guess, lol.
*for these purposes, pets are blorbos!
(Limited to people I follow/people who follow me, for my sanity's sake!)
*for these purposes, pets are blorbos!
(Limited to people I follow/people who follow me, for my sanity's sake!)
Reposted by celli
For #MoreJoyDay, I'm throwing out a challenge to you all!
Leave a comment for the author on a fic you love. Or leave a comment for a friend on Bluesky (or any other platform) and tell them something nice. Or tell your work colleague that you like their hair/shoes/jewelry!
Go spread some joy!
Leave a comment for the author on a fic you love. Or leave a comment for a friend on Bluesky (or any other platform) and tell them something nice. Or tell your work colleague that you like their hair/shoes/jewelry!
Go spread some joy!
January 8, 2026 at 2:29 PM
For #MoreJoyDay, I'm throwing out a challenge to you all!
Leave a comment for the author on a fic you love. Or leave a comment for a friend on Bluesky (or any other platform) and tell them something nice. Or tell your work colleague that you like their hair/shoes/jewelry!
Go spread some joy!
Leave a comment for the author on a fic you love. Or leave a comment for a friend on Bluesky (or any other platform) and tell them something nice. Or tell your work colleague that you like their hair/shoes/jewelry!
Go spread some joy!
Today's "wtf American healthcare" - my mail-order pharmacy billed me $650 for what is essentially prescription Nexium when the non-insurance price is under $10. They say the cancelation went through, but I'm still going to check every day for the refund. Six hundred and fifty dollars! What the fuck!
January 8, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Today's "wtf American healthcare" - my mail-order pharmacy billed me $650 for what is essentially prescription Nexium when the non-insurance price is under $10. They say the cancelation went through, but I'm still going to check every day for the refund. Six hundred and fifty dollars! What the fuck!
#injury the number of people who thought I was reporting in on my day and were like "yep, sounds like celli"
there's a reason everyone who knows me wants to own stock in bubble wrap
there's a reason everyone who knows me wants to own stock in bubble wrap
#injury
1) Put my foot up on the tub to dry my leg off after a shower. It slipped. Hit the (granite) edge of the sink with my forehead. Concussion.
2) Walking backwards next to a (non moving) treadmill. Tripped and fell on it. Cracked my tailbone.
3) Tripped over the coat I was holding. Concussion.
1) Put my foot up on the tub to dry my leg off after a shower. It slipped. Hit the (granite) edge of the sink with my forehead. Concussion.
2) Walking backwards next to a (non moving) treadmill. Tripped and fell on it. Cracked my tailbone.
3) Tripped over the coat I was holding. Concussion.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 8, 2026 at 1:59 PM
#injury the number of people who thought I was reporting in on my day and were like "yep, sounds like celli"
there's a reason everyone who knows me wants to own stock in bubble wrap
there's a reason everyone who knows me wants to own stock in bubble wrap
#uspoli great point! I just got some of my before-bedtime wtf-in-the-world anxiety out by leaving professional yet furious messages with my reps!
My fellow US peeps with phone anxiety: This is a great time to call your congresspeople and tell them what you want them to do. It's after hours so you'll get their voice mail. Check out @5calls.org if you need help getting the phone numbers and ideas for your messages.
January 8, 2026 at 4:15 AM
#uspoli great point! I just got some of my before-bedtime wtf-in-the-world anxiety out by leaving professional yet furious messages with my reps!
Any options from the writers/editors around?
Writer friends, I love suggestions for grammar checkers that are not AI powered. My disability is more severe when I am stressed (like I will be the next few weeks and is not typically caught by built in grammar/spelling checks. At this point I feel like I have no good options.
January 7, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Any options from the writers/editors around?
How to report a YouTube channel for #AI forgery of someone is a ways down this page. (The page itself specifically mentions a couple of people. But it works for anyone!)
A Scam Rachel Maddow AI YouTube Channel ~~ UPDATED: Now including more scam sites and a poll.
This appears to me to be AI because the lips don’t sync, neither do the hand movements and frankly what’s being presented as Rachel Maddow doesn’t “feel” like Rachel Maddow. The channel “Maddow’s Brie...
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January 7, 2026 at 8:29 PM
How to report a YouTube channel for #AI forgery of someone is a ways down this page. (The page itself specifically mentions a couple of people. But it works for anyone!)
#injury
1) Put my foot up on the tub to dry my leg off after a shower. It slipped. Hit the (granite) edge of the sink with my forehead. Concussion.
2) Walking backwards next to a (non moving) treadmill. Tripped and fell on it. Cracked my tailbone.
3) Tripped over the coat I was holding. Concussion.
1) Put my foot up on the tub to dry my leg off after a shower. It slipped. Hit the (granite) edge of the sink with my forehead. Concussion.
2) Walking backwards next to a (non moving) treadmill. Tripped and fell on it. Cracked my tailbone.
3) Tripped over the coat I was holding. Concussion.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 7, 2026 at 8:23 PM
#injury
1) Put my foot up on the tub to dry my leg off after a shower. It slipped. Hit the (granite) edge of the sink with my forehead. Concussion.
2) Walking backwards next to a (non moving) treadmill. Tripped and fell on it. Cracked my tailbone.
3) Tripped over the coat I was holding. Concussion.
1) Put my foot up on the tub to dry my leg off after a shower. It slipped. Hit the (granite) edge of the sink with my forehead. Concussion.
2) Walking backwards next to a (non moving) treadmill. Tripped and fell on it. Cracked my tailbone.
3) Tripped over the coat I was holding. Concussion.
New post #surgery accomplishment: I can do full rotations on the exercise bike now! I did 6 minutes of biking just like normal today, instead of having to stop partway up! I cannot tell you how excited I am.
They also checked my progress flexing and extending my knee and I'm on track! Yay team me!
They also checked my progress flexing and extending my knee and I'm on track! Yay team me!
January 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
New post #surgery accomplishment: I can do full rotations on the exercise bike now! I did 6 minutes of biking just like normal today, instead of having to stop partway up! I cannot tell you how excited I am.
They also checked my progress flexing and extending my knee and I'm on track! Yay team me!
They also checked my progress flexing and extending my knee and I'm on track! Yay team me!
#kids The phone just rang and this little voice said "I thought you could help me with my flute?" and I was like, whaaaat?
lol, it was Twin Niece (11) because she just started playing flute and I played for like 12 years and her dad thought I could help.
lol, it was Twin Niece (11) because she just started playing flute and I played for like 12 years and her dad thought I could help.
January 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
#kids The phone just rang and this little voice said "I thought you could help me with my flute?" and I was like, whaaaat?
lol, it was Twin Niece (11) because she just started playing flute and I played for like 12 years and her dad thought I could help.
lol, it was Twin Niece (11) because she just started playing flute and I played for like 12 years and her dad thought I could help.
On my way into the (one day a week) office for the first time since the end of September! I'm aiming for just the morning, since it's unlikely I can find a way to elevate my leg. Even so, it will make my grandboss very happy, I think.
I'm actually nervous! How do you people again?
I'm actually nervous! How do you people again?
January 6, 2026 at 1:22 PM
On my way into the (one day a week) office for the first time since the end of September! I'm aiming for just the morning, since it's unlikely I can find a way to elevate my leg. Even so, it will make my grandboss very happy, I think.
I'm actually nervous! How do you people again?
I'm actually nervous! How do you people again?
Today's kudos email blast from the past: my Hawaii 5-0 f/f OTP (Kono/Jenna). What a delightful reminder! Boy, did that canon do me wrong.
Rooms to Let, Fifty Cents - celli - Hawaii Five-0 (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
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January 6, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Today's kudos email blast from the past: my Hawaii 5-0 f/f OTP (Kono/Jenna). What a delightful reminder! Boy, did that canon do me wrong.