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@ellebae.bsky.social
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neutral evil
survivor of 300mg spiro
your illiteracy is not my fault
yay for funded healthcare! that's huge

bonus points for sticking it to the tech/charter ghouls
February 13, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I wish there was a new version without the rooftop Koreans... 😔
February 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
I also feel like it's the filter of history that's distorting it, kind of like how current perception of "the 80's" is diverging from a lived experience of the decade (e.g. Stranger Things, and how errors in set design turn into anachronisms)
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
My 0.02 for starting transition in 2015:

I loathed the implication that just because I was transitioning, that I had an implicit affinity for drag culture and media. Not bashing it, but rather it felt like I was against another uphill current placed there by cis perspectives.
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I suppose the unwritten rule of bsky is "if someone loudly vouches a racist liberal is 'rehabilitated', they're probably not"
February 11, 2026 at 5:41 PM
fiancé: forgettable guy
fiancée: she's very beautiful
finance: GET ME OUT OF THE EXCEL MINES

(yes)
February 9, 2026 at 11:42 PM
All I can hear is that woman going "twenty fourh carat labewbew~"
February 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
it's like when people claim "Elon has autism!" Like 1) it's ethically dubious to diagnose someone you haven't met and 2) that doesn't mean he isn't a billionaire loser who is terminally unfunny and can't make a good car to save his life
February 9, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Yay! 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Will these be available at a different date/time? 😭
February 5, 2026 at 11:08 PM
You're like my fourth oomf to get hijacked in the past two months 😭😭😭😭😭
February 5, 2026 at 6:51 PM
NYT letter to the editor, April 28 1862
February 5, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Nursing 201: human life cycle from birth to death

Bio Anthropology 4XX: human osteology

Stat 311: Statistics! oh wait it's R studio

OChem 271: median gpa centered to 1.7 (yes more than half fail), disguised as an organic chem class

English 131: english comp class with the nicest TA ever <3 :')
February 4, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Everyone knows him for economy posting but slightly under the radar was a more "if you have a significant opinion on Gaza (which isn't mine) you're a schmuck"

that aside, he has too big of an ego to be "leading" anything

minnesotareformer.com/2024/02/16/w...
February 2, 2026 at 7:50 PM
or the car is on fire and you can count the number of times you've been a passenger in a Tesla
February 2, 2026 at 6:56 PM
thank you based bot-tan 😌
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I'm saving a special drink for That Day 🥳
January 29, 2026 at 10:11 PM
stolen idea, but "homeland" is a place that doesn't quite exist; it's the land of your parents and grandparents elsewhere in a different time.

By invoking it in the present as a place you live in, it's a mythologizing of your home that is "not perfect yet"
January 29, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Thank you for the reminder to never give you sniveling fucks any money
January 28, 2026 at 11:56 PM