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survivor of 300mg spiro
your illiteracy is not my fault
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when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.
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February 10, 2026 at 7:35 PM
petit imaginary trot sitting on my shoulder: "fuck donald trump" (and ergo, fuck "ICE") are dems preferred slogans because they're not actionable demands that can be measured, as opposed to-

imaginary abolitionist on my other shoulder: abolition

trot: no I meant democratic c-
abolitionist: shut up
Jeffries in a new video: “F*** Donald Trump”
February 6, 2026 at 11:28 PM
the reason why so many of you are so happy to "rehabilitate" W__l S_____l is that he's racist, you're white, and you don't give a shit because you're in the small circle of people he will be a lawyer on your side for
February 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
cold take but there's nothing admirable about bipartisanship with fascism
February 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I went here again, this time with a side of chips and pico! perhaps too much food but it was for a good reason 😋🌯
January 30, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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Saw this posted on threads and wanted to spread this. This artist is a r*ght w*ng trash supporter. Make sure you check if you're following and block.

Posted on threads by user ostarart
January 28, 2026 at 10:42 PM
I hate hate hate how journalists are using polymarket numbers as if it were polling statistics rather than the pooled foolishness of crypto gambling that it is
January 23, 2026 at 10:54 PM
any/all in the skeets
he/him in the workday sheets
January 22, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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Crowdsourcing information - have there been any developments on trans care in the area of telemedicine?
January 21, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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"They had an 'idiot' [baka] size so I ordered it and, true to word, received an idiotic serving of rice"
January 17, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Something I unfortunately learned about myself: I hate getting food as a gift.

like ok thanks for giving me a perishable chore. Or candy, really? sorry I appreciate the intent but 95% chance it's going straight to the trash. It's just one of those gifts that demonstrate how little people know me 😔
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Gen X liberal parents raising chud sons and then acting "we tried our best but we can't wean him off of Andrew Tate and Nick Fuentes" (they did not try their best) is the true next door menace
January 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
every second person is like "wowee he's a hypocrite" but it makes sense if you distort your frame:

Don't tread on me [and my family, you don't get this right]
Freedom from [your] tyranny [when you're in power]
Property rights [for me, not for subhumans like you]
Very Polite [to my faves]
ICE agent Jonathan Ross, who shot and killed an unarmed civilian, flew a don't-tread-on-me Gadsden flag at his house, per the Daily Mail.
January 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
what a hideous signature, 8auren B~+
Hahaha can anyone confirm if this is real. Congress gets a do over if they fuck up on a yes or no question? Sorry boss I thought it was an open book test
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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rip renee nicole good you deserved better
January 7, 2026 at 10:44 PM
To be alive as a human is to have potential. The potential to self-sacrifice to save others who aren't even related to you is a human behavior. Likewise, genocide is a human behavior.

Denying that both heinous and "godly" acts are not human diminishes the human that chose to do so.
Humanity is evil so most things humanity do is indeed evil
January 6, 2026 at 5:35 AM
If your favorite show is either Attack on Titan or Solo Leveling you get sent to re education camp until you can understand how to talk to strangers without saying a word that originated from 4chan
We're adding even more purity tests in 2026
January 6, 2026 at 12:58 AM
because asian guy photographers unfortunately exude evil aura
why did you transition, wrong answers only

i hate pockets
why did you transition, wrong answers only

Research on transness is so well funded, I wanted to get on the grift
December 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
this is dweeb behavior that's unfortunately endemic on this website. We all have our damn vices, behaving like a German v*gan about it makes you more annoying than correct.
December 22, 2025 at 5:23 PM
i hate pop psych like what do you mean people on the internet are like "yeah I have bpd but medication solved it!" (oh yay hopium) then you open inside and they actually have Bipolar 1 and the medication is Lithium like I'm gonna fucking GET YOU
December 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i am addicted to buying lamps

my living room can always be brighter 🛋️
December 17, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Fun fact: people generally like it when you address them by their name!

Don't know their name? Ask them!
December 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
random take but if you are anal about liking the thorn character ( þ )

I don't like you. Of all things to hyperfixate on, you choose english? Shame.
December 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
the worst part about the OU essay discourse is not the paper itself imo but rather the side of the TA:

suppose you're a grad student making 20something an hour, 0.5 FTE. Probably on a MA/PhD track but you're far from rich. Then *that* essay lands on your desk. What else are you supposed to do?
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM