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ellebae.bsky.social
elle 🐱
@ellebae.bsky.social
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she/her neutral evil survivor of 300mg spiro your illiteracy is not my fault
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · Nov 12
when life is sad, burrito is there. thank you burrito.
Carne asada breakfast burrito, fully wrapped
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 11h
"I'm like pretty pro native american for a lefty manifest destiny coast-to-coast homesteading man of the bible" is what you sound like
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 1d
not a peony! Subpoena! 👩‍💼
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 1d
I am the furthest thing from a lawyer but ChatGPT is legally NOT a lawyer, thus not having lawyer-client confidentiality, which means your legal advice convos or whatever can be subpoenaed. Have fun!
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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 1d
I beg you. I implore you.

DO. NOT. USE. CHATGPT. OR. AI. AS. YOUR. LAWYER. @nbcnews.com, this is unbelievably dangerous and you're going to get people seriously hurt or worse.

www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
People are using ChatGPT as a lawyer in court. Some are winning.
From pickleball disputes to eviction cases, litigants are using ChatGPT to fight their court battles — and they’re starting to win.
www.nbcnews.com
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 1d
1) bluesky, the website that famously has trump voters 😂
2) the whole notion of "genocide is overwhelmingly bipartisan therefore we can't do anything about it right now" is nothing but an ethical sleight of hand to absolve yourself of the guilt of a war crime
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 1d
Do tell us the mechanism to make a potential presidential nominee more representative of voices

No, "shut up and vote them into office and ask for things later" is not an answer else Obama would not have been followed by Trump45
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d
I thought we all learned our lesson with how Shinigami eyes turned into a "creator hates this person!" plugin but I guess not
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d
Escaping into forests for a hike to mentally reset is essential to stay grounded but England instead clear cut them all and delude themselves into thinking sheep grazing grass pastures is pure wilderness

or post-empire cultural decay idk
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d
Reddit OP must be concerned about the famous A24 "antifa massacre"
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d
I LOVE LIVING IN LIME GREEN
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d
I'm here because a few of my friends are here.

But if leadership would rather have bots that copy twitter posts of matty or noahpinion and don't actually reply, then they can have the graveyard of social media that entails
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d
Easy protest organizing: flyer or instagram sized image, location, date, and reason very prominent

Impossible protest organizing: location and date hidden, verify RSVP to see details
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 2d
Microsoft Outlook: UPDATE ME! please? you want features right?

Me: sure whatever

Microsoft Outlook: Copilot is now enabled by default, again!

Me: ☹️
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d
I first caught on to the mega food distributor conglomerates with the orange breaded curly fries. They're so tight and distinctive that I associate them with Food Services of America, now US Foods
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d
Anyways Theranos will soon revolutionize blood testing as we know it we're just missing 4 crucial technologies that don't exist yet :)
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 3d
Do not ponytail do not wolf cut do not collect $200 go straight back to bob 💇‍♀️
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 4d
A black 3.0 office (fuck you anish kapoor)
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 4d
Become so hot all your exes friends tell your exes that they did a generational fumble
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 4d
Germany more or less did that and now they have an AfD sized problem that de facto are neo nazis

Fascists don't need to be accommodated, they need to be dragged into the 21st century where we get along with neighbors instead of calling the newest republican alphabet soup agency to deport them.
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 4d
My body is a machine that turns "potential for revenue" into "outlier usage of resources"
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 5d
It suddenly got cold and sunny in Seattle so all the bsky staffers turned on the heater for the first time in 6 months and got blasted with the most delicate of aged furnace fumes
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 5d
Huge shirt!!!!! ☺️
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 5d
What if the computer has a magnet and file corruption kink
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 6d
Ah don't worry, being on the wrong side of zero is no big deal 😊
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 6d
she can learn how much people just want a social media space where we can shoot the shit with friends

versus how many people actually give a shit about a decentralized protocol
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elle 🐱 @ellebae.bsky.social · 6d
"Defensive weapons" "lethal aid" can we have something other than a war economy 😔
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