ellen
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you’ve heard of “Crying In H-Mart” now get ready for “Crashing Out In Trader Joe’s” and it’s mostly about how 90% of the human population has zero spacial awareness
November 25, 2025 at 1:50 AM
you’ve heard of “Crying In H-Mart” now get ready for “Crashing Out In Trader Joe’s” and it’s mostly about how 90% of the human population has zero spacial awareness
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The Boston Cop Slide and the Detroit Giant Slide are dating.
November 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
The Boston Cop Slide and the Detroit Giant Slide are dating.
if astrology isn’t real, then why is my virgo dad Like That.
September 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
if astrology isn’t real, then why is my virgo dad Like That.
went to a vintage market and everyone was selling the clothes I used to wear in middle and high school
spongebob and patrick are standing next to a coffin and saying okay get in
ALT: spongebob and patrick are standing next to a coffin and saying okay get in
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August 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
went to a vintage market and everyone was selling the clothes I used to wear in middle and high school
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if you saw me sitting in traffic on 93 like this, mind your business
a woman in a pink dress is driving a pink car with a barbie logo in the background
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is driving a pink car with a barbie logo in the background
media.tenor.com
July 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
if you saw me sitting in traffic on 93 like this, mind your business
i am sisyphus and keeping this window clean is my boulder.
July 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i am sisyphus and keeping this window clean is my boulder.
i’m at the pride parade. i’m at the no kings protest. i’m at the combination pride parade and no kings protest.
June 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
i’m at the pride parade. i’m at the no kings protest. i’m at the combination pride parade and no kings protest.
help me why does my cat cross her arms like I do when I’m holding my boobs to go down the stairs
March 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
help me why does my cat cross her arms like I do when I’m holding my boobs to go down the stairs
this train is standing by for schedule adjustment? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid
February 28, 2025 at 8:31 PM
this train is standing by for schedule adjustment? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid
Finally hit a major living-in-Boston milestone - I drove past a big truck that had just gotten storrowed.
January 28, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Finally hit a major living-in-Boston milestone - I drove past a big truck that had just gotten storrowed.
I’m eating a bagel on this beautiful October day.
October 19, 2024 at 3:57 PM
I’m eating a bagel on this beautiful October day.
MA people: are you guys still forced to listen to Alice’s Restaurant every Thanksgiving or is your family normal?
November 23, 2023 at 7:12 PM
MA people: are you guys still forced to listen to Alice’s Restaurant every Thanksgiving or is your family normal?