Stefan
@zin5ki.bsky.social
Tuesday enthusiast. Room-temperature water drinker by necessity.
Met Police officer fired due to use of excessive literacy.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Met Police officer fired due to use of excessive literacy.
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Sourdough starters must give way to sourdough main courses.
November 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Sourdough starters must give way to sourdough main courses.
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henchman: not gender neutral
lackey: inherently demeaning
minion: fine but implies nonhuman
goon: actually perfect? still ideal. im standing by this one despite everything
lackey: inherently demeaning
minion: fine but implies nonhuman
goon: actually perfect? still ideal. im standing by this one despite everything
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
henchman: not gender neutral
lackey: inherently demeaning
minion: fine but implies nonhuman
goon: actually perfect? still ideal. im standing by this one despite everything
lackey: inherently demeaning
minion: fine but implies nonhuman
goon: actually perfect? still ideal. im standing by this one despite everything
Splendid news for households that can still afford ovens: the wares of Greggs are now in supermarkets.
November 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Splendid news for households that can still afford ovens: the wares of Greggs are now in supermarkets.
There must be a way to make eggs christmassy. Perhaps we should dye them red.
November 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
There must be a way to make eggs christmassy. Perhaps we should dye them red.
Doug's only worldly achievement was managing to include the word "spanking" in the title of a children's show.
November 24, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Doug's only worldly achievement was managing to include the word "spanking" in the title of a children's show.
Zootopia 2 and Wicked 2 are the same film with different post-processing effects applied.
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Zootopia 2 and Wicked 2 are the same film with different post-processing effects applied.
As far as etymology is concerned, toast is a type of biscuit.
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
As far as etymology is concerned, toast is a type of biscuit.
Has anyone lost a kettle in the park?
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Has anyone lost a kettle in the park?
Rei was out of stock, but plenty of clones were available.
November 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Rei was out of stock, but plenty of clones were available.
"We need it to sound Mexican, without deterring any Anglo-saxon punters."
"Say no more."
"Say no more."
November 22, 2025 at 11:13 PM
"We need it to sound Mexican, without deterring any Anglo-saxon punters."
"Say no more."
"Say no more."
Steady on, Smokey Joe.
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Steady on, Smokey Joe.
Not to be outdone by the Lancastrian Wiganites, other northern counties are developing their own signature kebabs.
November 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Not to be outdone by the Lancastrian Wiganites, other northern counties are developing their own signature kebabs.
The proprietors insist it is pronounced "horn-eye-man".
November 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The proprietors insist it is pronounced "horn-eye-man".
Frankly, I do not trust this squit.
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Frankly, I do not trust this squit.
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Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
November 22, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Amazing incorrect lyrics on the karaoke machine yesterday
Come for the academic programmes. Stay for the lively action.
November 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Come for the academic programmes. Stay for the lively action.
Indeed, no brunch is compete without ill-roasted eggs.
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Indeed, no brunch is compete without ill-roasted eggs.
Since the galleries close late on Saturdays, I can visit the top-floor café whenever I please.
November 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Since the galleries close late on Saturdays, I can visit the top-floor café whenever I please.
No flash photography, apple soda or high-fives.
November 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
No flash photography, apple soda or high-fives.
Curators at the Tate are quite particular about their monitor test patterns.
November 22, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Curators at the Tate are quite particular about their monitor test patterns.
Riverside sticker-posters are in want of a subject matter.
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Riverside sticker-posters are in want of a subject matter.
At the government's behest, the welfare unit has been arrested.
November 22, 2025 at 8:52 PM
At the government's behest, the welfare unit has been arrested.