@ellieunknown.bsky.social
Reposted
Reposted
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Reposted
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
theonion.com/trump-u...
theonion.com/trump-u...
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
WASHINGTON—Expressing frustration over the vice president’s continued presence in both the White House and his life, President Donald Trump was reportedly unsure Monday about what department he had to cut to make JD Vance go away. “I’ve tried the Education Department, USAID, the FBI, and still he keeps showing up,” said Trump, who lambasted the […]
theonion.com
February 22, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away
theonion.com/trump-u...
theonion.com/trump-u...
Reposted
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
theonion.com/guy-on-...
theonion.com/guy-on-...
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
theonion.com/guy-on-...
theonion.com/guy-on-...
Reposted
it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies
February 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
it’s going to be the best day in decades when he dies
Reposted
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
theonion.com/ice-age...
theonion.com/ice-age...
January 31, 2025 at 4:00 PM
ICE Agent Decides He Wants Kids After Seeing Incredible Love And Devotion Of Parents Begging Him Not To Take Their Child
theonion.com/ice-age...
theonion.com/ice-age...
Reposted
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Egg prices are soaring again. Here’s why and what to expect
Bird flu has killed millions of hens in recent weeks, shrinking the supply of eggs and hiking up prices at grocery stores.
www.kcur.org
January 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The price of eggs in the US is spiking, mostly due to #H5N1 bird flu. Solving the problem requires urgent, important communications from the CDC & FDA* and rapid development of research by the NIH**
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
* Currently paused by Executive Order
** Grant reviews now all canceled
www.kcur.org/news/2025-01...
Reposted
Reposted
Reposted
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
November 26, 2024 at 5:02 PM
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
Reposted
We will never forget.
November 27, 2024 at 4:18 AM
We will never forget.
Reposted
republicans take immense pleasure in the suffering and misery of others, there is an intentional anti-social quality in many rightwing americans
November 27, 2024 at 5:12 PM
republicans take immense pleasure in the suffering and misery of others, there is an intentional anti-social quality in many rightwing americans
Reposted
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
November 18, 2024 at 4:03 AM
[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber
Reposted
Post your most popular art from Twitter
This was mine! 🍂
This was mine! 🍂
November 15, 2024 at 9:40 PM
Post your most popular art from Twitter
This was mine! 🍂
This was mine! 🍂
Reposted
Reposted
What makes Bluesky better :
the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!
the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!
November 13, 2024 at 2:27 PM
What makes Bluesky better :
the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!
the timeline does NOT Auto-refresh!
Reposted
Mourning yourself again?
November 12, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Mourning yourself again?
Reposted
Reposted
all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
November 8, 2024 at 9:56 PM
all my mint enthusiasts, please rise 🙌
Reposted
i’ll say i am darkly amused by the increase in web searches for “what are tariffs”
November 9, 2024 at 2:56 PM
i’ll say i am darkly amused by the increase in web searches for “what are tariffs”
Reposted
Reposted
I’m SCREAMING!!! I love art!!! I love artists!!! My timeline is all REAL ART from real amazing artists!! I’m just scrolling on the bus in the mornings like AHHH WHAT IS THIS!! ARTISTRY!!
October 22, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I’m SCREAMING!!! I love art!!! I love artists!!! My timeline is all REAL ART from real amazing artists!! I’m just scrolling on the bus in the mornings like AHHH WHAT IS THIS!! ARTISTRY!!