Alright you got me

Butter the toast; eat the toast; shit the toast. God life’s relentless

Thanks Strava

I’m Daffy Duck, welcome to Jackass

Onion tax

Top 10 biggest anime betrayals (2023)

Any game that looks like it could be enhanced with a plotting rod has my interest

Assumed the head device was some sort of neural control unit but nope, just realised Dad’s getting a Highway Haircut whilst driving and watching a movie

This kid is flying a toy plane, playing a game, watching American football and reading the South Park wiki all at once. Perfectly captures the attention span of any brain formed in this environment. Also I’m pretty sure he has a pager

Dog wearing headphones looking at a screen with a picture of a bone on it

Remote for multiple TVs at arms length away

Pizza oven and basketball hoop in the rear center console

Absolutely love this for multiple reasons

New board game matchmaking strat just unlocked

me intentionally getting into arguments on Reddit: “how about we settle this with a game of Brass: Birmingham”