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Having an absolute blast rereading The Lies of Locke Lamora; fantasy heist fiction at its absolute best. Even just the prologue goes SO HARD (and the audiobook narration is incredible), so you’ll know it’s for you in the first hour #booksky
February 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I thought prompt engineering was when they turned up on time
February 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Butter the toast; eat the toast; shit the toast. God life’s relentless
December 27, 2024 at 1:45 PM
You’re telling me one horse opened this sleigh?
December 20, 2024 at 12:44 AM
I have a habit of balancing the Apple TV remote on the armrest of the sofa and a second bonus habit of keeping a big glass of water on the floor and let’s just say that today their fates collided and I have a new thing on my Christmas wishlist
December 17, 2024 at 2:05 PM
Thanks Strava
December 13, 2024 at 11:38 AM
Watching Ratatouille whilst eating a Charlie Bighams macaroni cheese as I am also somewhat of a culinary expert
December 4, 2024 at 7:02 PM
Are they called conga eels because of the dance or the other way round
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I love mistletoe but I can’t help but wonder what they do with the rest of the mistlefoot
November 29, 2024 at 12:07 AM
I’m Daffy Duck, welcome to Jackass
November 23, 2024 at 10:13 AM
Sorry for lostposting on main but it’s amazing that the plane crashed with that much tarpaulin on it
May 1, 2024 at 6:53 PM
One of the best ‘bits’ in SF is when it’s the future and someone is rattling off a list of authors or philosophers or whatever and it’s like

“Ah of course you have Edison, Tesla, Turing and Glebbix 9”
March 14, 2024 at 6:27 PM
It turns out Don O’Treply hasn’t been getting my emails
February 23, 2024 at 10:27 AM
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Why should I care enough to read or behold something no one cared enough to actually make?
September 26, 2023 at 4:44 PM
You’re telling me a man made these horrors beyond my comprehension?
September 2, 2023 at 8:13 PM
So far Starfield feels unexpectedly much more like Skyrim than Fallout. There’s a positivity to the world, like “finally, you’re here!”
September 2, 2023 at 4:52 PM
New brainworm just dropped, bonus points for us being able to sing it to one of the creatures that live in our house who is also called Onion

youtu.be/y9w3OOkZT8g?...
♫ Jackie Weaver & Brian Henderson ★ I Love Onions ♫
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September 2, 2023 at 12:27 AM
September 2, 2023 at 12:20 AM
Crazy how Oppenheimer just ends with “and that’s why…” and loops back around to the start
September 1, 2023 at 10:31 AM
Baffling how the brain cannot tell you what it did yesterday during standup but is fully capable of recalling the lyrics and melody to the soundtrack of an obscure Xbox Live Indie Game it last experienced 10+ years ago
August 30, 2023 at 10:58 PM
Top 10 biggest anime betrayals (2023)
August 25, 2023 at 6:47 PM
And Hades said to Sisyphys: you shall be cursed for eternity to roll a boulder up a hill. Then it shall roll down a hard staircase and smash into a million pieces, exploding into coloured sand, or marbles, or soda, and you shall have to clean the staircase afterwards, for TikTok
August 13, 2023 at 10:42 AM
My pet theory: they’re little creatures that live in our house
August 12, 2023 at 2:23 PM
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omg i never realised the spice girls' nicknames spelled out

sporty
posh
inger
creepy
erik
August 12, 2023 at 2:03 PM