Steffan Storch
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Steffan Storch
@steffanstor.ch
Not from Switzerland
I am Hashtag Amorim Out
September 27, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Why do so many of the horse-girl demographic listen to Taylor Swift when they could listen to the most pro-horse genre of music: Mongolian Throat Singing
August 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The two greatest evils known to mankind, A.I. and the person directly in front of you in line at the post office, have finally teamed up. We’re done.
Woman in line in front of me at the post office is not happy about the cost of shipping. She just whipped out her phone, asked ChatGPT how much it thinks the shipping should cost, and is trying to get the mailman to honor that price.
July 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Achos ma taco agos yn well na taco bell. hwna yw'r gag.
Synaid am enw restaurant tex mex / cymraeg.

Taco agos.

Free of charge.
February 21, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Tune in next week for Rob Howley, Brexit and innuendo #EightTenTwelve
Mood of the nation
February 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Mood of the nation
February 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Mam has found more of my early journalism.
Translation: Pets. I had a cat and two fish but both fish died and the cat ran away somewhere.
February 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
No ambiguity from my German relatives who have been known to open a conversation with "You're looking fat", or my favorite: "Why are you fat?"
I know, whenever someone greets me with "you're looking well", that they mean my weight has changed but it always takes a moment to work out in which direction they mean
January 20, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Sorry pizza hut if you're too COWARDLY to just say "vegan" you can't put mushrooms in your 'plant-based' pizza
January 14, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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the ai bot isn’t “admitting” its secrets to you or “revealing” its creators intentions it’s just a word generating machine generating words the only meaning is that which you read into it and imo that should be none
January 3, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Beautiful view coming home over the Severn Bridge earlier
December 26, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Nadolig ffycin llawen bois!
December 25, 2024 at 10:19 AM
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Yeah, it's just ceding a lot of ground IMO. The worst thing is that there isn't a specific list of forbidden words so people self-censor assuming that i.e. tiktok de-ranks "murder" in the algorithm but somehow hasn't caught on to "unalive" etc
December 11, 2024 at 1:07 PM
I find this so infuriating, you just shouldn't be on that platform anymore if you have to do this
A news outlet censoring key words in a story to get around an algorithm on a Meta platform
December 11, 2024 at 12:55 PM
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Banking communications are literally the most direct, concise messages possible, and now I have to skip a two graf summary of them, even when they only say "you have to click a link to see the real message in your app inbox."
December 5, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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Every app: Hey bro! Great news! We just added an AI tool you didn't f#*%ing ask for to your email/credit card/social media app that makes it longer for your messages to load & then front-loads you with a summary that's not accurate and is missing context! And you have to manually close it! Eat shit!
December 5, 2024 at 8:49 PM
🦀 ⬅️🆑🆎 🤗
December 5, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I have impeccable taste what can I say
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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weird but true: if you do that drawing pin emoji bookmark thing on here it becomes legal to shoot you
November 15, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Synaid am enw restaurant tex mex / cymraeg.

Taco agos.

Free of charge.
November 15, 2024 at 4:28 PM
November 10, 2024 at 3:39 PM
>me seeing the memes about gary barlow's 6 foot 2 son being a giant
That doesn't make sense to me. But you are very small.
YouTube video by QuoteTheGuy
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November 7, 2024 at 3:57 PM
September 19, 2024 at 11:08 PM