Elliot Mann
@elliotmann.bsky.social
Suburban Dad in Minnesota. Bylines over the years for many newsrooms alive and dead. This feed has mostly nothing to do with that though. It’s dog photos and sports nonsense.
Got more rhymes than I got gray hairs, and that's a lot because I got my share.
Got more rhymes than I got gray hairs, and that's a lot because I got my share.
I need to take you up on that sometime!
I have an irrational hope for the Gophers to just be competitive again. Memories of those Ariel McDonald and Randy Carter era teams. Sigh.
I have an irrational hope for the Gophers to just be competitive again. Memories of those Ariel McDonald and Randy Carter era teams. Sigh.
November 29, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I need to take you up on that sometime!
I have an irrational hope for the Gophers to just be competitive again. Memories of those Ariel McDonald and Randy Carter era teams. Sigh.
I have an irrational hope for the Gophers to just be competitive again. Memories of those Ariel McDonald and Randy Carter era teams. Sigh.
Howard, I think we need to join a group or something if we are willingly watching basketball games like these.
November 29, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Howard, I think we need to join a group or something if we are willingly watching basketball games like these.
It’s always a tight rope walk of “I appreciate you, and I’m not a control freak (debatable), but you’re doing it wrong and please stop - you’re great, I love you.”
Impossible to navigate without at least a loud sigh, and potentially an international incident.
Impossible to navigate without at least a loud sigh, and potentially an international incident.
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s always a tight rope walk of “I appreciate you, and I’m not a control freak (debatable), but you’re doing it wrong and please stop - you’re great, I love you.”
Impossible to navigate without at least a loud sigh, and potentially an international incident.
Impossible to navigate without at least a loud sigh, and potentially an international incident.
Tired: showing love for your family through acts of service like doing the dishes
Wired: giving your family black mold in their home
Wired: giving your family black mold in their home
November 25, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Tired: showing love for your family through acts of service like doing the dishes
Wired: giving your family black mold in their home
Wired: giving your family black mold in their home
Guests washing the dishes: golden
Guests trying to put away the dishes: why has god forsaken us why have we been left to wonder the earth for all of time
Guests trying to put away the dishes: why has god forsaken us why have we been left to wonder the earth for all of time
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Guests washing the dishes: golden
Guests trying to put away the dishes: why has god forsaken us why have we been left to wonder the earth for all of time
Guests trying to put away the dishes: why has god forsaken us why have we been left to wonder the earth for all of time
Apologies to my kids and my dog, but my camera roll is primarily northern lights now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Apologies to my kids and my dog, but my camera roll is primarily northern lights now.
I filtered up the first photo for fun, but otherwise just pointing and shooting it’s so visible! I haven’t seen the northern lights in person before, so I’m geeking out a bit.
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I filtered up the first photo for fun, but otherwise just pointing and shooting it’s so visible! I haven’t seen the northern lights in person before, so I’m geeking out a bit.
This one is a personal favorite: bsky.app/profile/pete...
(The Welcome to Minnesota sign jersey is a really cool idea, too.)
(The Welcome to Minnesota sign jersey is a really cool idea, too.)
designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺
record: 2-1
record: 2-1
November 11, 2025 at 3:24 PM
This one is a personal favorite: bsky.app/profile/pete...
(The Welcome to Minnesota sign jersey is a really cool idea, too.)
(The Welcome to Minnesota sign jersey is a really cool idea, too.)
time to start the 2025-26 timberwolves victory jersey thread 🐺⬇️
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
and then they go in the car and steal MINE. we’re just trying to fight dryness, but we’re all fighting each other.
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
and then they go in the car and steal MINE. we’re just trying to fight dryness, but we’re all fighting each other.
Costco has a nine-tube pack. I’m trying to ration them out slowly, but this feels like I’m just enabling the behavior at this point.
We had a necklace type joint at one point? That seemed promising, but no. No.
We had a necklace type joint at one point? That seemed promising, but no. No.
November 7, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Costco has a nine-tube pack. I’m trying to ration them out slowly, but this feels like I’m just enabling the behavior at this point.
We had a necklace type joint at one point? That seemed promising, but no. No.
We had a necklace type joint at one point? That seemed promising, but no. No.
I am raising a child who has perpetually chapped lips. And perpetually loses lip balm. ChapStick. Blistex. Carmex. EOS. Burt’s Bees. We’re tired. So tired.
And dry season is just beginning.
And dry season is just beginning.
November 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I am raising a child who has perpetually chapped lips. And perpetually loses lip balm. ChapStick. Blistex. Carmex. EOS. Burt’s Bees. We’re tired. So tired.
And dry season is just beginning.
And dry season is just beginning.
It’s so good! The deep dive investigations are great, the silly, curious “what is this about” episodes are great, it’s all so well done.
November 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
It’s so good! The deep dive investigations are great, the silly, curious “what is this about” episodes are great, it’s all so well done.
For her first Halloween, the new puppy went as the satellite dish from “The Cable Guy.”
(She got spayed on Monday. She discovered that if she shakes her head violently, the cone of shame would fly off. Had to double our collar efforts.)
(She got spayed on Monday. She discovered that if she shakes her head violently, the cone of shame would fly off. Had to double our collar efforts.)
November 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
For her first Halloween, the new puppy went as the satellite dish from “The Cable Guy.”
(She got spayed on Monday. She discovered that if she shakes her head violently, the cone of shame would fly off. Had to double our collar efforts.)
(She got spayed on Monday. She discovered that if she shakes her head violently, the cone of shame would fly off. Had to double our collar efforts.)