Elliott Coates
@elliottcoates.bsky.social
Writer, photographer, musician, hockey enjoyer, traveler (+ fear of flying!); fan of birds, esoteric books, Dada, Toronto sports. Canadian expat in VA. ‘21 SAIC Writing Fellow. “Day 3 of a 5 Day Headache” (2nd ed.): tinyurl.com/day-3-of-a-5-day-headache
One every, like, 9 hours or so is also still a real treat, ngl.
December 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One every, like, 9 hours or so is also still a real treat, ngl.
They were a gift from my sister; I just asked her: Temu. 😂😬
December 11, 2025 at 5:04 PM
They were a gift from my sister; I just asked her: Temu. 😂😬
Huge part of my childhood. I even have Count Duckula socks. (Which I will wear today.)
December 10, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Huge part of my childhood. I even have Count Duckula socks. (Which I will wear today.)
Got it. Thanks for the tip.
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Got it. Thanks for the tip.
If he dies today, you’re gonna feel awful.
December 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
If he dies today, you’re gonna feel awful.
How boned are we with Woll injured? I’m guessing he’ll be “day-to-day” for, like, days weeks months?
December 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
How boned are we with Woll injured? I’m guessing he’ll be “day-to-day” for, like, days weeks months?
As a species we have done nothing to deserve Calvino. He’s like David Bowie or Édouard Manet or Brunelleschi…from some other universe of vision and talent.
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
As a species we have done nothing to deserve Calvino. He’s like David Bowie or Édouard Manet or Brunelleschi…from some other universe of vision and talent.
Probably the loveliest prose that a human being can or could produce.
December 4, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Probably the loveliest prose that a human being can or could produce.
Not to make light of these assholes being assholes, but “The Carrot Danglers” would be a great name for a band.
But, yeah, fuck those dorks. 💯
But, yeah, fuck those dorks. 💯
December 4, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Not to make light of these assholes being assholes, but “The Carrot Danglers” would be a great name for a band.
But, yeah, fuck those dorks. 💯
But, yeah, fuck those dorks. 💯