i cant stand this guy

unfortunately she don't got internet :(

samus would fucking love boobs

"wow, you as someone with an obsession over stupid minute details in objects or texture feel seen by someone with a strange fascination for-" yes.

cliche, i know, but i am in love with the 4koma where the running bit is that samus has a special interest in things that are perfectly round

if annoying npcs are going to fangirl over me in an annoying "jerking the player off" way can it happen like this

i am getting prime 4 despite being a hater simply because i want to curl up in a cute little ball and roll around and maybe shoot a guy with my gun arm

taking hrt to look like the girl in the snuff vid

typos…

this kinda sucks, like i thought the game would at most be sorta sauceless but enjoyable as a competent as a prime 1 clone but now i’m thinking about how much better of an out come that’d be