Ellis Weiner
ellisw.bsky.social
Ellis Weiner
@ellisw.bsky.social
Humorist, novelist, ghost writer, drummer, maker of self-descriptive lists.
November 15, 2025 at 6:49 PM
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
In The Split, we invented a series of these kinds of places, run by the government of the Confederation of Conservative States of America. We thought we were being satirical.

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July 13, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The red and blue states have separated. When 23-year-old Lorinda Moon becomes accidentally pregnant, she wants a procedure that is illegal in the Confederation of Conservative States of America. An underground railroad helps her get to the blue USA as authorities pursue.

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July 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
For a glimpse of the US in five years, check out the Confederation of Conservative States of America as we imagined it would be in 20 years, after the red and blue states separate. At least this version will give you some laffs.

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July 3, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Newsome and the Speaker of the CA House are talking about withholding CA taxes from the Federal gov't., which is about $600 billion--thus starving the red states. To see what that would look like, dig the Confederation of Conservative States of America in THE SPLIT.

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June 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Wanna see the US as Republicans would have it? Forget tech-bro "network states" nonsense. Check out the Confederation of Conservative States of America (if you dare). Here:

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June 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Now, more than ever, the world needs to be reminded that THE SPLIT is now available in e-book form. When the red states separate from the blue and form the Confederation of Conservative States of America, don't say we didn't warn you.

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June 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Q: Is THE SPLIT *still* available in paperback, hardcover, and e-book formats? Is it still an exciting and funny dystopian exploration of the red-state-nation Confederation of Conservative States of America?

A: Yes to All.

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May 31, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Wanna glimpse of what it would be like if the MAGA/Trump nightmare proceeded unchecked? We present that in THE SPLIT, where the Confederation of Conservative States of America turns out just as awful as you'd expect. Now available in e-book!

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May 27, 2025 at 8:01 PM
IN THE USA today, there is at least the pretense that religious matters won't influence political positions.

IN THE CONFEDERATION OF CONSERVATIVE STATES OF AMERICA (CCSA) candidates for CEO of the country (sic) brag about hearing from God.

Where is the CCSA?

Here:

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April 7, 2025 at 7:37 PM
IN THE USA, Donald Trump is trying to turn the country into the Confederation of Conservative States of America (CCSA).
Meaning: a corporatist, anti-science, anti-woman, racist, theocratic hellhole.

What is the CCSA?

Find out here:

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April 6, 2025 at 3:50 AM
IN THE USA today, Donald Trump is doing all he can to make our air more polluted.

IN THE CONFEDERATION OF CONSERVATIVE STATES OF AMERICA (CCSA), they've had over 15 years of that policy. Result? You don't open your car windows when you drive.

Where is the CCSA?

Here:

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April 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
IN THE USA TODAY, any idiot is allowed to buy and own a lethal weapon.

IN THE CONFEDERATION OF CONSERVATIVE STATES OF AMERICA (CCSA), "allowed" has nothing to do with it. Ownership and possession of a weapon is required by law.

Where is the CCSA?

Here:

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April 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Or maybe he read THE SPLIT, which was published in book form yesterday. What? This--

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April 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
At the breakfast at our hotel in Paris, there was a robot, but all it did was ferry dirty dishes from the tables back to the kitchen. Note the name.
December 13, 2024 at 7:08 PM