Mary Beth Smith
@elmbs.bsky.social
“See, I did join the army, but I joined a different army. I joined the one with the condos and the private rooms.”
If I had any skills with photo/videography, I’d share that our backyard fountain is hosting a bird party, and it’s just pure joy.
Hold on to joy, folks.
Hold on to joy, folks.
September 2, 2025 at 3:43 PM
If I had any skills with photo/videography, I’d share that our backyard fountain is hosting a bird party, and it’s just pure joy.
Hold on to joy, folks.
Hold on to joy, folks.
We remember. Thank you.
May 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
We remember. Thank you.
Heard today at lunch:
NANNY: we need to fix your hair. You need to look cute.
TODDLER: Why?
Hope the kid keeps asking why.
NANNY: we need to fix your hair. You need to look cute.
TODDLER: Why?
Hope the kid keeps asking why.
April 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Heard today at lunch:
NANNY: we need to fix your hair. You need to look cute.
TODDLER: Why?
Hope the kid keeps asking why.
NANNY: we need to fix your hair. You need to look cute.
TODDLER: Why?
Hope the kid keeps asking why.
People are tired. They don’t want the self-serve checkout.
April 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
People are tired. They don’t want the self-serve checkout.
“I don’t even have my lorazepam. I’m going to have to DRINK myself to sleep.”
April 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
“I don’t even have my lorazepam. I’m going to have to DRINK myself to sleep.”
@kristinestone.bsky.social you are bringing it today with your Spectrum and Classic Rewind playlists!
April 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
@kristinestone.bsky.social you are bringing it today with your Spectrum and Classic Rewind playlists!
Reposted by Mary Beth Smith
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.
February 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
I guess I’m supposed to post something. I’ve just been enjoying the civil discourse here. Keep it up witty ones!
November 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
I guess I’m supposed to post something. I’ve just been enjoying the civil discourse here. Keep it up witty ones!