He's just lucky she didn't choke him out with her chain...

Seriously, though, is he skin-popping now?

This was a garbage game from the Leafs where they got lucky enough to win. Does Berube need to walk off the bench mid-period and risk being fired to get these dunderheads to wake up?

Does this team have to get booed on Holy Mackinaw Night of all nights to show they have some fight in them? What does it take to get these schlubs motivated?

It's not her sex that people have issues with, A-A-Ron, it's her words. Those words are indefensible, regardless of whose festering gob they fell out of. Why are you defending a pædophile sympathizer?

It's the modern "Enh, good enough.."

I'm a huge fan of shower beers, myself, but I'll take your word for it.

"What we plan for ain't ever been what actually happens..."

I was just about to "But, actually..." this, but someone beat me to it, but you are so right, Pirate Jenny. Every aphorism mutates.

Cod, ham, cheese, and rice...that's still a thing?

So they are bringing the enemy to them?