Sammy Elmore
@elmore.bsky.social
OK police officer. Husband of a Superhero Nurse. Father of gremlins. Peaked as a sub captain at West Ed. I have gay family and trans friends, so be cool.
"'Til all are one."
"'Til all are one."
5: I'm firing you, Dad!
Me: I wish.
Me: I wish.
October 16, 2023 at 12:25 AM
5: I'm firing you, Dad!
Me: I wish.
Me: I wish.
Brought up a couple biscuits with my wife's coffee this morning because you're never too married to bust out some ole razzle-dazzle.
October 15, 2023 at 12:00 AM
Brought up a couple biscuits with my wife's coffee this morning because you're never too married to bust out some ole razzle-dazzle.
11: Dad, I lost a tooth.
Me: Put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy.
11: Dad, I know it's you.
Me: You know nothing. But I'm pretty sure once you stop believing she stops showing up.
11: Nevermind, I believe. It'll be under my pillow.
Me: I'll let her know.
Me: Put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy.
11: Dad, I know it's you.
Me: You know nothing. But I'm pretty sure once you stop believing she stops showing up.
11: Nevermind, I believe. It'll be under my pillow.
Me: I'll let her know.
October 11, 2023 at 1:49 AM
11: Dad, I lost a tooth.
Me: Put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy.
11: Dad, I know it's you.
Me: You know nothing. But I'm pretty sure once you stop believing she stops showing up.
11: Nevermind, I believe. It'll be under my pillow.
Me: I'll let her know.
Me: Put it under your pillow for the tooth fairy.
11: Dad, I know it's you.
Me: You know nothing. But I'm pretty sure once you stop believing she stops showing up.
11: Nevermind, I believe. It'll be under my pillow.
Me: I'll let her know.
Did a family escape room today. We had to find the medieval weapons assigned to us based on our amulets and raise them.
Mine was a long sword, 11 had a scimitar. Without looking, I told my wife she would probably have the mace. I was right.
The woman is a natural basher. It was obvious.
Mine was a long sword, 11 had a scimitar. Without looking, I told my wife she would probably have the mace. I was right.
The woman is a natural basher. It was obvious.
October 7, 2023 at 2:03 AM
Did a family escape room today. We had to find the medieval weapons assigned to us based on our amulets and raise them.
Mine was a long sword, 11 had a scimitar. Without looking, I told my wife she would probably have the mace. I was right.
The woman is a natural basher. It was obvious.
Mine was a long sword, 11 had a scimitar. Without looking, I told my wife she would probably have the mace. I was right.
The woman is a natural basher. It was obvious.
Me: What do you kids want for supper?
5&7: Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese!
Me: That's not supper, what goes on here when I'm not home?
Wife: (shrugs)
5&7: Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese!
Me: That's not supper, what goes on here when I'm not home?
Wife: (shrugs)
October 6, 2023 at 12:46 AM
Me: What do you kids want for supper?
5&7: Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese!
Me: That's not supper, what goes on here when I'm not home?
Wife: (shrugs)
5&7: Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese! Bowl of cheese!
Me: That's not supper, what goes on here when I'm not home?
Wife: (shrugs)
When I come home from night shift as my wife leaves for work, it's my job to get the kids ready for school. The kids are totally understanding and on their best behavior.
Just kidding! They smell my weakness and are currently eating cookies for breakfast and are generally unchecked and awful.
Just kidding! They smell my weakness and are currently eating cookies for breakfast and are generally unchecked and awful.
October 4, 2023 at 1:29 PM
When I come home from night shift as my wife leaves for work, it's my job to get the kids ready for school. The kids are totally understanding and on their best behavior.
Just kidding! They smell my weakness and are currently eating cookies for breakfast and are generally unchecked and awful.
Just kidding! They smell my weakness and are currently eating cookies for breakfast and are generally unchecked and awful.
Reposted by Sammy Elmore
Know people in Edmonton? Let them know. Details on Instagram.com/loxythemaker
This Friday from 3-7pm in central south east Edmonton(?).
This Friday from 3-7pm in central south east Edmonton(?).
Scared that I’m trucking 300 pairs of earrings (and magnets and hair clips and pins, etc) over 1500km (as the crow flies) for a pop-up event and no one is going to show.
October 3, 2023 at 4:59 AM
Know people in Edmonton? Let them know. Details on Instagram.com/loxythemaker
This Friday from 3-7pm in central south east Edmonton(?).
This Friday from 3-7pm in central south east Edmonton(?).
7: Dad, is my brother competing in the Junior Olympics?
Me: No. What are you talking about? He doesn't even play a sport.
7: Just checking.
Me: No. What are you talking about? He doesn't even play a sport.
7: Just checking.
October 1, 2023 at 1:46 AM
7: Dad, is my brother competing in the Junior Olympics?
Me: No. What are you talking about? He doesn't even play a sport.
7: Just checking.
Me: No. What are you talking about? He doesn't even play a sport.
7: Just checking.
Me: I'll get the lamb chops.
10: That's cruel dad, you can't eat a baby sheep!
Me: Relax, I'm pretty sure it died of old age.
10: That's. Not. Possible!
10: That's cruel dad, you can't eat a baby sheep!
Me: Relax, I'm pretty sure it died of old age.
10: That's. Not. Possible!
September 12, 2023 at 8:53 PM
Me: I'll get the lamb chops.
10: That's cruel dad, you can't eat a baby sheep!
Me: Relax, I'm pretty sure it died of old age.
10: That's. Not. Possible!
10: That's cruel dad, you can't eat a baby sheep!
Me: Relax, I'm pretty sure it died of old age.
10: That's. Not. Possible!
My pup is in swimming lessons!
September 7, 2023 at 11:10 PM
My pup is in swimming lessons!
Me: What'd you learn in school today?
7: Something about patterns. Nothing I really care about.
Me: Remind me at Christmas to double your teacher's gift.
7: Something about patterns. Nothing I really care about.
Me: Remind me at Christmas to double your teacher's gift.
September 7, 2023 at 12:35 AM
Me: What'd you learn in school today?
7: Something about patterns. Nothing I really care about.
Me: Remind me at Christmas to double your teacher's gift.
7: Something about patterns. Nothing I really care about.
Me: Remind me at Christmas to double your teacher's gift.
Last of the three gremlins started kindergarten this morning. I know I'm supposed to feel sad, and I do, but a larger part of me feels like I just crossed the finish line of a 10yr marathon.
September 5, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Last of the three gremlins started kindergarten this morning. I know I'm supposed to feel sad, and I do, but a larger part of me feels like I just crossed the finish line of a 10yr marathon.