Elmtree
@elmtree.bsky.social
live in Chicago, love the Tigers & have seen them play in 24(+1) parks! (also cheer for the Nats bc love) Officially married!!!
Ma’am, you need to mute at the least.
January 30, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Ma’am, you need to mute at the least.
That one and T-Pain (judge me, idc) are two of my absolute favorite tiny desks
January 30, 2026 at 5:37 AM
That one and T-Pain (judge me, idc) are two of my absolute favorite tiny desks
With his whole flock!
January 30, 2026 at 4:38 AM
With his whole flock!
That sounds like no contact territory or let your husband deal with it.
January 30, 2026 at 4:22 AM
That sounds like no contact territory or let your husband deal with it.
That’s just a white guy
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 AM
That’s just a white guy
My wife has only heard the lore from me and even she comments on it 🤣
January 30, 2026 at 2:41 AM
My wife has only heard the lore from me and even she comments on it 🤣
No contact time or is that not possible?
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 AM
No contact time or is that not possible?
No it just is war crimey
January 30, 2026 at 2:15 AM
No it just is war crimey
Little ones, 425 for like 35-40 minutes.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Little ones, 425 for like 35-40 minutes.
Oh I feel that for sure.
January 30, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Oh I feel that for sure.
ON THE INSIDE? That’s a hate crime wtf
January 30, 2026 at 1:11 AM
ON THE INSIDE? That’s a hate crime wtf
It’s definitely giving, “come fight me, you jackass!” 🤣
January 30, 2026 at 1:05 AM
It’s definitely giving, “come fight me, you jackass!” 🤣
Oh and I didn’t Google purely bc you said what a pain in the ass it was to google 🤣🤣🤣
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Oh and I didn’t Google purely bc you said what a pain in the ass it was to google 🤣🤣🤣
I use a nail in the middle, go for an hour at at least 350 and call it a day. I’m betting it’s close to 210 if not higher
January 30, 2026 at 1:03 AM
I use a nail in the middle, go for an hour at at least 350 and call it a day. I’m betting it’s close to 210 if not higher
Wait. What’s the inside part?!?
January 30, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Wait. What’s the inside part?!?
Oh Katie, I’m so sorry.
January 30, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Oh Katie, I’m so sorry.
Okay but what is the temp though other than eternal hellfire
January 30, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Okay but what is the temp though other than eternal hellfire
Is it showing off and that’s why it’s so fluffy? 🤣
January 30, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Is it showing off and that’s why it’s so fluffy? 🤣
Lentil tacos. This is a friend’s recipe. I altered it a bit in the alt text for how I would make them. Just swap the broth. They’re DELICIOUS.
January 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Lentil tacos. This is a friend’s recipe. I altered it a bit in the alt text for how I would make them. Just swap the broth. They’re DELICIOUS.
And while yes, I am afraid of ICE because I don’t particularly want to die, I’m also afraid of the crazies out there who’d do god knows what with the information. Idk
January 29, 2026 at 11:17 PM
And while yes, I am afraid of ICE because I don’t particularly want to die, I’m also afraid of the crazies out there who’d do god knows what with the information. Idk