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elphonics.bsky.social
elph 🇨🇦
@elphonics.bsky.social
canadian | 4b/patriarchal nemesis/lady of the blade | queer | sober | celibate | medicated | secular | aspiring crazy cat lady | reddit refugee | creator of things | lover of music | no longer staying silent.
the laugh I just laughed…

I needed that. 🫶
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
not even a clue
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
nah... we’re goin full hoser. Canadian music or nothing.
February 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
he’s flailing. this is a cover bc he wants to talk about everything and reverse his bs.
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
man… fuck this gov.
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
a war on ambassador bridge.

I never thought a bridge would be so controversial, especially since this cuck loves free shit.

what’s really interesting is his demand for negotiations to begin…

babe, the ball has left your court.
February 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
get in, hoser. we’re burning down the White House.
three women are sitting in a car with one saying get in loser we 're going shopping
Alt: three women are sitting in a car with one saying get in loser we 're going shopping
media.tenor.com
February 10, 2026 at 12:51 AM
honestly, I’ve been thinking a lot about wearing a camera when leaving my place. these weirdos are everywhere, and it seems nobody listens unless there is video evidence. fuck this world.
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I’ll never understand men who lurk in the shadows— whether a joke, or just being a fuckin creep.
I had an ex do that when I went to meet him in DTES… he became an ex very quickly after thinking it was funny to sneak up behind and jump on me.

and like, he’s being a creep in common areas…
February 10, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I say, ICJ, step in. who f*cking cares anymore if 🇺🇸 is a signatory or not.

(they probably didn’t sign bc they knew about this long ago)
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
ugghhh I’m sorry that happened to you.
pls write it down (date & time) in case you have any further run-ins and need to escalate with management. scary stuff, indeed.
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 PM