elph 🇨🇦
@elphonics.bsky.social
canadian | 4b/patriarchal nemesis/lady of the blade | queer | sober | celibate | medicated | secular | aspiring crazy cat lady | reddit refugee | creator of things | lover of music | no longer staying silent.
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@elphonics.bsky.social
· Sep 27
I don't really subscribe to the "homophobes are self hating gays" theory but I do want to point out a lot of supposedly straight dudes spend a lot of time thinking about dick.
We could probably solve a lot of issues if they just got dicked down instead is all I am saying.
We could probably solve a lot of issues if they just got dicked down instead is all I am saying.
another thing to think about is how men chose to accessorize and decorate women, forcing insecurities upon them to keep them smaller than the men. women became sexualized and valued by mostly their appearance, which came swinging around when women began taking pride in just that.
So, this guy thinks he can decide and announce an entry ban on behalf of the CSBA and PMO over twitter without discussion? nah… this cannot go without reprimand.
Canada's policies do not operate that way and we need to ensure we keep it like that, or we’ll have a mess like down south.
Canada's policies do not operate that way and we need to ensure we keep it like that, or we’ll have a mess like down south.
Why was an MP — not CBSA, not IRCC, not the PMO — the one to announce an “entry ban” on Kneecap? The Immigration Minister still hasn’t responded. Canadians deserve clarity, transparency, and accountability. #cdnpoli #Kneecap
globalnews.ca/news/1154127...
globalnews.ca/news/1154127...
PMO and CBSA say they weren’t part of Kneecap entry ban announcement - National | Globalnews.ca
The Prime Minister's Office and the Canada Border Services Agency say they weren't 'involved' or 'consulted' in an announcement of an apparent entry ban on the Irish group Kneecap.
globalnews.ca
November 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM
So, this guy thinks he can decide and announce an entry ban on behalf of the CSBA and PMO over twitter without discussion? nah… this cannot go without reprimand.
Canada's policies do not operate that way and we need to ensure we keep it like that, or we’ll have a mess like down south.
Canada's policies do not operate that way and we need to ensure we keep it like that, or we’ll have a mess like down south.
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I'm tired of media pundits talking about "the electoral success of Doug Ford" without mentioning voter suppression. Are these pundits & journalists even aware of how Ford gets these "wins"? JFC get informed or you legitimize these anti-democratic "wins"!
democracywatch.ca/doug-fords-s...
democracywatch.ca/doug-fords-s...
Doug Ford’s self-interested, mid-winter snap election results in fewer PC Party seats, low voter turnout and $189 million wasted – Democracy Watch
democracywatch.ca
May 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I'm tired of media pundits talking about "the electoral success of Doug Ford" without mentioning voter suppression. Are these pundits & journalists even aware of how Ford gets these "wins"? JFC get informed or you legitimize these anti-democratic "wins"!
democracywatch.ca/doug-fords-s...
democracywatch.ca/doug-fords-s...
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I really try to make jokes and find fun ways to spin terrible news on here, but I read this and the only thing I have to say about it is that Doug Ford is a piece of shit who shouldn't be running an Arby's, let alone a province. Fuck you, Doug. share.google/gPPqvtiuqD0O...
Ford tells protesters to 'go find a job' as controversial housing bill passes at Queen's Park | CBC News
Shouts and chants rained down upon politicians at the Ontario legislature Monday as the government passed a housing bill that critics say makes it easier for landlords to evict tenants.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I really try to make jokes and find fun ways to spin terrible news on here, but I read this and the only thing I have to say about it is that Doug Ford is a piece of shit who shouldn't be running an Arby's, let alone a province. Fuck you, Doug. share.google/gPPqvtiuqD0O...
bumble butt 🥰
Apologies for showing a bum on here 🤭
BUT how bonkers is this? Bumble bee on our winter flowering honeysuckle just now, there are 2 around as well! 😲🤗🐝 #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
BUT how bonkers is this? Bumble bee on our winter flowering honeysuckle just now, there are 2 around as well! 😲🤗🐝 #inspiringnature #wildlife #naturephotography #MentalHealthMatters
#365DaysWild
November 25, 2025 at 5:14 AM
bumble butt 🥰
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Experienced programmers DO NOT "cost more" when you factor in the time wasted by not having their expertise in play.
9/9
9/9
November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Experienced programmers DO NOT "cost more" when you factor in the time wasted by not having their expertise in play.
9/9
9/9
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It's never been more 2003 than it is right now.
137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy
RUMAILAH OIL FIELDS, IRAQ–The U.S. continued to make progress in its fight against totalitarianism Tuesday, when 137 more oil wells were liberated for democracy.
theonion.com
November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's never been more 2003 than it is right now.
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🇨🇦 Hamilton -At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
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#CanadaSky🇨🇦
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At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had | CBC News
In Hamilton Friday night, McCartney led a grateful, sold-out crowd on a magical history tour starting in Liverpool with the Beatles' first number one hit single, From Me To You. His show opened the ne...
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November 24, 2025 at 12:37 PM
🇨🇦 Hamilton -At 83, Paul McCartney takes Hamilton crowd through longest list of greatest hits any artist ever had.
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#CanadaSky🇨🇦
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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The Doug Ford government hates poor people and they should not be allowed to enter any business that employs minimum wage workers without being driven out by the staff in shame, and yes I am so serious about this. share.google/uziYkHKA57ob...
Ford government's controversial Bill 60 passes in Ontario legislature
A controversial housing bill by Premier Doug Ford's government is coming up for a final vote in the Ontario legislature on Monday.
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November 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The Doug Ford government hates poor people and they should not be allowed to enter any business that employs minimum wage workers without being driven out by the staff in shame, and yes I am so serious about this. share.google/uziYkHKA57ob...
the day we stop talking about the sick ostriches can not come soon enough.
we’re already too many months into this ridiculous health concern, and the birds have been culled.
can we stop talking about the damn birds, yet?
we’re already too many months into this ridiculous health concern, and the birds have been culled.
can we stop talking about the damn birds, yet?
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
the day we stop talking about the sick ostriches can not come soon enough.
we’re already too many months into this ridiculous health concern, and the birds have been culled.
can we stop talking about the damn birds, yet?
we’re already too many months into this ridiculous health concern, and the birds have been culled.
can we stop talking about the damn birds, yet?
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“Men who have the emotional self-regulation of a 10-year-old” is the brand of The Joe Rogan Experience
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 PM
“Men who have the emotional self-regulation of a 10-year-old” is the brand of The Joe Rogan Experience
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Musk is too inarticulate and too slow to come up with anything witty so he's got an app to do it for him. I can't think of anything more sad than asking your phone to knock out a yo mamma joke aimed at a random stranger at a party because you're incapable. Who invites this dweeb to parties anyway?
November 24, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Musk is too inarticulate and too slow to come up with anything witty so he's got an app to do it for him. I can't think of anything more sad than asking your phone to knock out a yo mamma joke aimed at a random stranger at a party because you're incapable. Who invites this dweeb to parties anyway?
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If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?
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the vancouver canucks are not good
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the vancouver canucks are not good
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
but are they fun to watch? also no
but are they young and on the upswing? regretfully, no
but are they beloved in the community? increasingly not!
but do they have good ownership? so uh the thing is
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JD Vance and Peter Thiel are running a sustained operation out of the White House designed to acquire Greenland, either voluntarily or by force. Thiel has laid out plans for what he intends to do with the island nation in past writings. It doesn't entail the consent of the Greenlanders for anything.
November 23, 2025 at 8:52 PM
JD Vance and Peter Thiel are running a sustained operation out of the White House designed to acquire Greenland, either voluntarily or by force. Thiel has laid out plans for what he intends to do with the island nation in past writings. It doesn't entail the consent of the Greenlanders for anything.
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Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Someone is having concerns about Twitter privacy all of a sudden
November 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ian Miles Cheong: Everyone must go back to the country where they are born. Please don't tell people I'm living in Malaysia, where I was born, but spend my entire life complaining about America.
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
Ian Miles Cheong: *has been secretly living in Dubai this whole time*
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Tk'emlúps te Secwépemc chief calls for B.C. MLA Dallas Brodie to resign #BritishColumbia
Kúkpi7 Rosanne Casimir says residential school denialism undermines reconciliation
www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
Kúkpi7 Rosanne Casimir says residential school denialism undermines reconciliation
www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
Tk'emlúps te Secwépemc chief calls for B.C. MLA Dallas Brodie to resign | CBC News
A First Nations leader in B.C. says she’s calling for MLA Dallas Brodie to resign due to her anti-Indigenous and residential school denialism rhetoric inside and outside the legislature.
www.cbc.ca
November 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Tk'emlúps te Secwépemc chief calls for B.C. MLA Dallas Brodie to resign #BritishColumbia
Kúkpi7 Rosanne Casimir says residential school denialism undermines reconciliation
www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
Kúkpi7 Rosanne Casimir says residential school denialism undermines reconciliation
www.cbc.ca/news/indigen...
we can scream all we want about the lack of ethics one woman holds, but there will always be someone there to tear her down over her looks 🙄
let’s focus on the issues at hand, shall we? y’all have lost your country to pedophiles… and somehow the gripe is with one woman’s appearance.
let’s focus on the issues at hand, shall we? y’all have lost your country to pedophiles… and somehow the gripe is with one woman’s appearance.
November 21, 2025 at 6:15 AM
we can scream all we want about the lack of ethics one woman holds, but there will always be someone there to tear her down over her looks 🙄
let’s focus on the issues at hand, shall we? y’all have lost your country to pedophiles… and somehow the gripe is with one woman’s appearance.
let’s focus on the issues at hand, shall we? y’all have lost your country to pedophiles… and somehow the gripe is with one woman’s appearance.
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If your number one argument against Karoline Leavitt is something about her looks, I think you might want to consider reflecting on your thoughts about women, superficial facades and perhaps prioritize thinking about her lies, hypocrisy, secrecy, immorality and evasiveness.
November 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
If your number one argument against Karoline Leavitt is something about her looks, I think you might want to consider reflecting on your thoughts about women, superficial facades and perhaps prioritize thinking about her lies, hypocrisy, secrecy, immorality and evasiveness.
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As a writer for The Beaverton, I realize that it's easy to read the headlines and move on, but this piece by my boss slash colleague Luke is very very funny and I highly endorse it.
Q - Why, given all the terrible things happening in the world, do people care about this?
A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.
A - Micro-analysis: They see it as an example of government overreach and bureaucratic cruelty towards an independent farm. Macro-analysis: The world is getting dumber every day.
Answering your questions about the Ostrich story your uncle won't stop posting about
You have probably seen your right wing family and friends post a lot about ostriches lately. And, since you don’t follow Rebel News and a lot of twitter accounts with fucktrudeau and fringeminorty in ...
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November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
As a writer for The Beaverton, I realize that it's easy to read the headlines and move on, but this piece by my boss slash colleague Luke is very very funny and I highly endorse it.
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Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Anyway please enjoy this pumpkin I saw yesterday
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Doug Ford is corrupt, all MP's know what he has been up to, he is robbing Ontario blind. Demand that Ms. Stiles be readmitted as she simply is a truth teller.
Every single news agency in Canada seems to have picked this up, which is a good thing, people in Ontario need to know Doug Ford is in fact corrupt. #Ontario
Ontario NDP leader kicked out of question period after calling Ford government 'corrupt'
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ontario NDP leader kicked out of question period after calling Ford government 'corrupt'
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Ontario NDP leader kicked out of question period after calling Ford government 'corrupt' | CBC News
NDP Leader Marit Stiles made the comment as the opposition continued to hammer Labour Minister David Piccini over the
scandal-plagued Skills Development Fund. Piccini has maintained he has done nothin...
www.cbc.ca
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Doug Ford is corrupt, all MP's know what he has been up to, he is robbing Ontario blind. Demand that Ms. Stiles be readmitted as she simply is a truth teller.
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November 18, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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BREAKING: US Ambassador to Canada accuses Canada of meddling in US elections, states “Only we're allowed to do that shit.”
US Ambassador "accuses Canada of meddling in U.S. politics, says restarting trade talks 'not going to be easy.' ... says Canada needs to 'seriously consider' its approach. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
Hoekstra accuses Canada of meddling in U.S. politics, says restarting trade talks 'not going to be easy' | CBC News
U.S. Ambassador to Canada Pete Hoekstra continued to lash out against the ad campaign that infuriated his president and abruptly ended trade negotiations while on stage in Ottawa Wednesday, accusing C...
www.cbc.ca
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
BREAKING: US Ambassador to Canada accuses Canada of meddling in US elections, states “Only we're allowed to do that shit.”
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the journalist feeling of asking the government for information at noon on a Tuesday
saying you need a response for a story that needs to be done by the end of Wednesday
sending two followup phone calls
and getting a response Wednesday at 5:49pm
saying you need a response for a story that needs to be done by the end of Wednesday
sending two followup phone calls
and getting a response Wednesday at 5:49pm
November 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
the journalist feeling of asking the government for information at noon on a Tuesday
saying you need a response for a story that needs to be done by the end of Wednesday
sending two followup phone calls
and getting a response Wednesday at 5:49pm
saying you need a response for a story that needs to be done by the end of Wednesday
sending two followup phone calls
and getting a response Wednesday at 5:49pm