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Trollmander and Cheif 2.0 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
@elpresidentroll.bsky.social
You need someone in your corner, I got you. Dad, partner, sjw, BLM, LGBTQIA+, sex positive, we don't kink shame, and all around non profit badass. Don't sleep on me.

Maybe I'll be more popular and funny here. I'll still be just as political.
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I don’t know who you are, or whether you’re a man or a woman. I may never see you. I may never hug you or cry with you or get drunk with you. But I love you. I hope you escape this place. I hope that the world turns and that things get better, and that one day people have roses again.
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President's Day has been cancelled.

Happy Orange Fuhrer Day.
February 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Federal minimum wage is $7.25.

At Aldi's, a gallon of 2% milk ($3) and a dozen large generic eggs ($5.15) cost $8.15.

All of that before taxes out of your check and taxes on your food.

Y'all voted for this. I hope you're happy.
February 13, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Still just saying.
I'm just gonna refer to Trump speeches as "Fascist fireside chats".
January 25, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Shit... All my friends from the real world are moving over here. Better clean up my act.
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January 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Why am I crying that @lpm.org hit their new member goal?
As a sustainer, I'm proud of our community.
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December 13, 2024 at 10:53 PM
I still hate how Scrooge gave the Cratchits the largest goose in all of London like they've got space for it, to cook it, or enough time to defeather, gut it and prep it.
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December 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Happy Holidays! 🤣🤣🤣
December 10, 2024 at 8:30 PM
When the right cares more about a dead CEO than dead children... Well, the French celebrate Bastille Day for a reason and put it on the world stage during the opening of this year's Olympics.
December 10, 2024 at 2:00 PM
My oldest turned 18 a couple days ago. He survived my parenting!!!

Hopefully it wasn't out of spite... 😂😂🤔
December 9, 2024 at 2:48 AM
This! This is why I'm ok with it. Joe Biden's been right more times than not. There was a reason he went back on his stance.
Joe's pardon of Hunter makes me think POTUS is aware of the coming danger. Hopefully, this is the beginning of the pardons and not the end.
December 4, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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There it is
November 27, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Watching "Rachael Gets Married", being 3 years, 10 months, and 25 days (I cheated and looked 😁) this hits really hard.

What's worse is I'm ashamed at all the times I watched and didn't see the signs. Guess it just wasn't the right time for me yet.

#RecoveryPosse
November 27, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Y'all should whip out you Dickens when dealing with conservative people in your life this holiday season.
November 21, 2024 at 9:20 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 2:01 PM
My apartment complex is now bribing us (with 10$ 😂😂😂) to write 5 star reviews.
But when you read the reviews from the last 2 years, I see no lies.
Maybe just do your fucking job and care? 🤷🏽‍♂️
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November 21, 2024 at 6:09 PM
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November 18, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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November 18, 2024 at 1:02 AM
I was wrong. That was just sad. We're old.
November 16, 2024 at 5:32 AM
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Did you eat today?

Thank an immigrant.
November 14, 2024 at 9:32 PM
Remember, Jerry Jones was in school, at Little Rock, during integration...
Protesting Black students.
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 AM
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BREAKING: A woman testified to the House Ethics Committee that she WITNESSED Attorney General nominee Matt Gaetz have sex with a minor (rape.) abcnews.go.com/US/exclusive...
Exclusive: Woman told House Ethics panel she witnessed Gaetz having sex with minor, lawyer says
An attorney tells ABC News that one of his clients told the House Ethics Committee that she witnessed then-Florida Congressman Matt Gaetz having sex with a minor.
abcnews.go.com
November 15, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I agree with a split draw.
November 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM
Now this is boxing.
November 16, 2024 at 2:18 AM