Elp
@elpsky.bsky.social
Immigration lawyer. Mom. Aquarius. All skeets explicitly represent the views of my employer.
📍 CT/NYC
📍 CT/NYC
East coast sports fans are just built different.
December 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
East coast sports fans are just built different.
My body is ready. I have two pairs of leggings, snow pants, 3 shirts (including 2 long sleeve thermal shirts), sweatshirt, parka from the Minneapolis Super Bowl, Sorel boots, 2 pairs of socks (including Gronk socks), a gaiter, hat, waterproof gloves, and goggles. 🏈
December 14, 2025 at 2:28 PM
My body is ready. I have two pairs of leggings, snow pants, 3 shirts (including 2 long sleeve thermal shirts), sweatshirt, parka from the Minneapolis Super Bowl, Sorel boots, 2 pairs of socks (including Gronk socks), a gaiter, hat, waterproof gloves, and goggles. 🏈
The pediatrician has brochures for all sorts of issues and I immediately though “BRAT” was for if your kid is a brat 🤣
December 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
The pediatrician has brochures for all sorts of issues and I immediately though “BRAT” was for if your kid is a brat 🤣
Parents, please check out your YouTube wrapped lmao
December 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Parents, please check out your YouTube wrapped lmao
“Are you fucking kidding me?!?!???!”
December 2, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“Are you fucking kidding me?!?!???!”
Can someone tell me what this is that we found on the beach last night (in CT)?
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Can someone tell me what this is that we found on the beach last night (in CT)?
Merry Christmas from New England! 🦞 ⚓️
November 30, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Merry Christmas from New England! 🦞 ⚓️
Let’s see what’s happening over on the listserv….
November 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Let’s see what’s happening over on the listserv….
I’m very confused by this car. The blue lives flags throw off the whole New England liberal vibe. A Subaru with a Reg Vote plate and a bunch of outdoorsy stickers. Then BLUE LIVES MATTER??
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’m very confused by this car. The blue lives flags throw off the whole New England liberal vibe. A Subaru with a Reg Vote plate and a bunch of outdoorsy stickers. Then BLUE LIVES MATTER??
Oh cool, thanks for ruining everything, guys. Now my time sensitive shit I need registered is going to be delayed and I can't file until I get this registered.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Oh cool, thanks for ruining everything, guys. Now my time sensitive shit I need registered is going to be delayed and I can't file until I get this registered.
For anyone who is interested in immigration organizations to donate to this holiday season (and all year), here are a few that would love your support. ❤️ 🕊️
November 21, 2025 at 10:40 PM
For anyone who is interested in immigration organizations to donate to this holiday season (and all year), here are a few that would love your support. ❤️ 🕊️
I would snap this up instantly if it wasn’t SEVENTY DOLLAR BUCKS!
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I would snap this up instantly if it wasn’t SEVENTY DOLLAR BUCKS!
My son sleeping with his Asian cabbage patch will always be my favorite thing ♥️
November 20, 2025 at 1:18 PM
My son sleeping with his Asian cabbage patch will always be my favorite thing ♥️
Yeah, things are definitely looking great in S. Sudan for those in the US to head back there in the next 60 days. JFC this administration is full of monsters.
November 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Yeah, things are definitely looking great in S. Sudan for those in the US to head back there in the next 60 days. JFC this administration is full of monsters.
You know it’s a real blue wave when the Greenwich finance board is blue.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
You know it’s a real blue wave when the Greenwich finance board is blue.
Our democratic badass mom of 4 mayor got reelected. She literally had 2 kids while in office this term and and ran a city of 140,000 and won reelection.
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Our democratic badass mom of 4 mayor got reelected. She literally had 2 kids while in office this term and and ran a city of 140,000 and won reelection.
Candy is only 33% off now instead of 50% the day after Halloween. We used to live in a proper country!!
November 1, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Candy is only 33% off now instead of 50% the day after Halloween. We used to live in a proper country!!
My neighbors got very lucky with how this fell.
October 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My neighbors got very lucky with how this fell.
Let’s keep it up boys!! 💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️
October 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Let’s keep it up boys!! 💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️
What do you think the odds of some random person you pull from a MAGA rally knows what the 10th Amendment is?
October 22, 2025 at 3:12 PM
What do you think the odds of some random person you pull from a MAGA rally knows what the 10th Amendment is?
Wonder how often they ask this one these days....
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Wonder how often they ask this one these days....