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Elp
@elpsky.bsky.social
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Immigration lawyer. Mom to a threenager. 📍 CT/NYC
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Republicans keep you from getting food and when there is food they throw it out right in front of your face
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After the FBI denied "children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets" in a raid in Wilder, Idaho, the FBI said no "young" children were.

The updated statement came after KIVI-TV sent FBI photo reportedly showing 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties.
FBI backtracks on denying children were zip tied in Idaho raid, saying instead no ‘young’ kids were • Idaho Capital Sun
After the FBI denied "children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets" in raid in Wilder, Idaho, FBI says no "young" children were.
idahocapitalsun.com
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"Maine State Press" is not a real news outlet and this Twitter account was created in August.

It has 400 followers but this claim has now gotten 2.5 million views.
What do you think the odds of some random person you pull from a MAGA rally knows what the 10th Amendment is?
This is a new question:
Wonder how often they ask this one these days....
I guarantee most Americans couldn’t get this question from the new naturalization civics test correct. (It's not multiple choice, you just have to know the answer).
Who the fuck is on your team and how is the scoring done in your league???
I think the cringiest thing to see online is someone you know TRYING to be an influencer. Does anyone else know school moms like this?
Hearing them say “Hard Hittin’ New Britain” on Sportscenter is wild lol
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I don't think we should let it go that the president posted a video of himself shitting diarrhea on us. It should be on his wikipedia page
This story in New Britain, CT is one of the craziest and most disturbing crimes I've ever seen. The mom made another child pose as her child during a welfare check even though she starved and killed her own 11 yr old. ctmirror.org/2025/10/17/n...
When they have to invoke Jesus, you know they don't have any actual arguments anymore or opinions of their own. Jesus is not my king. Never has been, never will be. It's fine if you personally believe in him, but I don't and I don't have to. That's the great part of being American.
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
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"There's no shortage of reasons these days to be angry or afraid. But look around you right now and you'll see tens of thousands of reasons to keep the faith and keep going. This is the America we know to be possible."

—Mayor Michelle Wu, Boston No Kings Rally 🚫👑 #NoKings
Just had the most full circle work call. With someone who knew me BEFORE I was even in preschool. Her son was in preschool with my brother and I was the younger sibling. Then I worked at her restaurant in college. Now I am a lawyer giving immigration advice for their workers. Life is crazy, man.
Alumni magazine is keeping me updated on classmate Sue Bird. Sounds like she’s doing great things!
I can’t believe my boy turns 4 in a month. I feel like this is prime childhood memory time and I’m so excited for him to start more activities. Next year he can start tee ball and Korean school!
37 dollar bucks. I usually buy at Costco though because in our neighborhood we can go through like 4-5 Costco bags of candy on Halloween. I think I’m only going to buy 3 this year then turn off the light. Get off my lawn.
This is literally robbery. Insanity!!!
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after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...
What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports
Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.
www.consumerreports.org
Who wants some ghost peppers from my garden? Bae is traumatized from when he bit half of one a couple years ago as a joke that very much ended up not being funny. 😂
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So the president of the United States plans to meet with Putin in Hungary, and when a reporter asked where that plan came from, this was the reply of the United States government www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-...
Showered, in my jammies, on the couch with Thai food, and watching the new BTK documentary to celebrate our 5th wedding anniversary. Wouldn’t have it any other way. 👩🏼‍❤️‍👨🏻♥️
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tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working