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Elliot
@els76uk.bsky.social
🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 Gym. Cycling. Relocation coach. Woke, tofu eating, Guardian reading twitterati. Lover of all things four-legged and furry. Married to @eliotlovell.bsky.social
Too much time on his hands 🤷‍♂️
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 PM
And Apple, Amazon, Meta and the rest all deserve their fair share of blame, for enabling his money grabbing. If they'd stood up to him at the beginning and said no to kowtowing, maybe it wouldn't have come to this.
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 AM
This is why I have a co working space. Because the landlord decided to begin renovations above my head. If you need somewhere quiet to work, let me know. In Berlin-Friedrichshain
December 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
should do the same for bathroom devices – I've got an electric toothbrush, electric shaver and electric hair clippers, and each uses a different charger and connector
December 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I thought it was a really odd article. Who reminisces about the bread counter at Rewe? Or about the "good old fashioned pfand system"?

Feels like it was written with the help of AI.
December 9, 2025 at 11:21 AM
He told me about people wearing airpods to cheat on the tests… and one woman who came often with different IDs, taking tests for other people.
December 7, 2025 at 11:01 AM
thoughts and prayers!

it could be worse, you could combine it with a trip to Ikea :)
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I need to pop to the US to post a letter. Mind doing that for me? 😂
December 5, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Not seen the tiktoks but, to be fair, I also rushed to DM every time I was in Berlin on holiday!
December 5, 2025 at 1:22 PM
putting 2 stickers on one line would make me feel quite untoward! mine put them on separate pages.

all my covids in order and all my 'flus in order. except one which they put on a completely separate page 🤪
December 5, 2025 at 10:36 AM
they've got apple juice in them, so they surely count as a healthy snack? :)
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Wonder why a woman who had a history of mental illness and is unable to organise her own affairs has a smart fridge with screen on the front? Why not get the most basic fridge possible, presumably for a lot less money?
December 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm absolutely sure the TOR will not wish it to be fair and balanced. This is Tory-lite we're talking about, after all.
December 4, 2025 at 2:53 PM
How can he know it's over diagnosed if he's not yet done the review? 🙄
December 4, 2025 at 2:35 PM