Elliot
@els76uk.bsky.social
🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🏳️🌈 Gym. Cycling. Relocation coach. Woke, tofu eating, Guardian reading twitterati. Lover of all things four-legged and furry. Married to @eliotlovell.bsky.social
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A court has ruled that the government's authoritarian ban on Palestine Action was unlawful.
Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity.
Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity.
February 13, 2026 at 10:22 AM
A court has ruled that the government's authoritarian ban on Palestine Action was unlawful.
Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity.
Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity.
Shocking repeat of the French trial. Except in this case, most of them are pleading not guilty in the hope they'll get away with it.
Still, blame the immigrants and the trans people, right?
Still, blame the immigrants and the trans people, right?
Man admits assaulting woman who was drugged and raped by former husband
Man admits assaulting woman who was drugged and raped by former husband
Dean Hamilton pleads guilty of rape of Joanne Young, former wife of ex-Tory Swindon councillor Philip Young
A man has pleaded guilty to sexually assaulting a woman who was also raped and drugged by her husband for years, police have said.
Dean Hamilton, 47, appeared at Winchester crown court on Friday, where he admitted one count of rape, one count of assault by penetration and two counts of sexual assault against Joanne Young, 48, who can be named as she has waived her right to anonymity. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Shocking repeat of the French trial. Except in this case, most of them are pleading not guilty in the hope they'll get away with it.
Still, blame the immigrants and the trans people, right?
Still, blame the immigrants and the trans people, right?
Most days for the past few months, I've been throwing a little bit of food for the crows outside my house. They recognise me when I come home and wait close by.
Yesterday, after I'd finished, they followed me down the street, while pretending they weren't following me 🥰
Yesterday, after I'd finished, they followed me down the street, while pretending they weren't following me 🥰
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Most days for the past few months, I've been throwing a little bit of food for the crows outside my house. They recognise me when I come home and wait close by.
Yesterday, after I'd finished, they followed me down the street, while pretending they weren't following me 🥰
Yesterday, after I'd finished, they followed me down the street, while pretending they weren't following me 🥰
Apple has introduced live call translation (beta). Only works in one direction, so not sure of the point of it. Translation is confusing (what's the difference between Auszug and Umzug? It just says move and move). And it's too slow–by the time it's finished translating, the other side has timed out
February 12, 2026 at 6:50 AM
Apple has introduced live call translation (beta). Only works in one direction, so not sure of the point of it. Translation is confusing (what's the difference between Auszug and Umzug? It just says move and move). And it's too slow–by the time it's finished translating, the other side has timed out
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As something of a specialist in mitigation, “Actually I took my children with me to Paedo Island” is not what I would open with.
February 11, 2026 at 9:16 AM
As something of a specialist in mitigation, “Actually I took my children with me to Paedo Island” is not what I would open with.
Watching the Michelle Obama doc on Netflix brought a tear to my eye. She was such a good person and meant only well. She wasn't mean, spiteful or greedy, and definitely not a sex pest paedophile. Makes me sick to see how low the country has sunk in such a short space of time bc of one perverted man.
February 9, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Watching the Michelle Obama doc on Netflix brought a tear to my eye. She was such a good person and meant only well. She wasn't mean, spiteful or greedy, and definitely not a sex pest paedophile. Makes me sick to see how low the country has sunk in such a short space of time bc of one perverted man.
"Club culture is notoriously hard to capture on film", according to a Guardian article www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...
The author's obviously never seen Spaced, with possibly the most accurate club scene imaginable www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRW8...
The author's obviously never seen Spaced, with possibly the most accurate club scene imaginable www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRW8...
SPACED - CLUB SCENE - 4K REMASTER 2024 - MyKeRoB Media
YouTube video by MyKeRoB Media
www.youtube.com
February 9, 2026 at 8:43 AM
"Club culture is notoriously hard to capture on film", according to a Guardian article www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...
The author's obviously never seen Spaced, with possibly the most accurate club scene imaginable www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRW8...
The author's obviously never seen Spaced, with possibly the most accurate club scene imaginable www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRW8...
Yesterday, I saw some crows checking out a nest they made last year, decided whether to move back in.
And today I saw some pigeons move into a nest nearby also from last year. Looking forward to eggs and chicks soon
🐣
And today I saw some pigeons move into a nest nearby also from last year. Looking forward to eggs and chicks soon
🐣
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Yesterday, I saw some crows checking out a nest they made last year, decided whether to move back in.
And today I saw some pigeons move into a nest nearby also from last year. Looking forward to eggs and chicks soon
🐣
And today I saw some pigeons move into a nest nearby also from last year. Looking forward to eggs and chicks soon
🐣
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Good morning Nyusha snuggles 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Good morning Nyusha snuggles 🥰
Making £££ by generating fake far right videos with no concern for the effects on real people's lives 😡
Hate-filled fake videos about London are everywhere. We've obtained a recording of a TikToker confessing to secretly filming Londoners in their homes for clicks.
He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger.
Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...
He says it's not political. He just wants to make money from far-right anger.
Read what he says: www.londoncentric.media/p/london-tik...
February 8, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Making £££ by generating fake far right videos with no concern for the effects on real people's lives 😡
Good morning Nyusha snuggles 🥰
February 8, 2026 at 10:16 AM
Good morning Nyusha snuggles 🥰
In a specialist menswear shop yesterday, I couldn't get size S trousers on my legs, because chunky thighs. Sales assistant described me as "incredibly muscled". He may have been flirting to get me to spend more money, but I'll take that! 😊
February 8, 2026 at 8:02 AM
In a specialist menswear shop yesterday, I couldn't get size S trousers on my legs, because chunky thighs. Sales assistant described me as "incredibly muscled". He may have been flirting to get me to spend more money, but I'll take that! 😊
@jonnywhitlam.bsky.social you popped up randomly in my Facebook. Nice to see you there too.
now I know why Tunnelstr in Treptow is called that :)
now I know why Tunnelstr in Treptow is called that :)
February 8, 2026 at 6:23 AM
@jonnywhitlam.bsky.social you popped up randomly in my Facebook. Nice to see you there too.
now I know why Tunnelstr in Treptow is called that :)
now I know why Tunnelstr in Treptow is called that :)
When I was about 11 or 12, me and my brother got a Routemaster bus home from a shopping trip (113 from central London to Edgware).
At one point the conductor came to chat to us, and let me do the ding ding to leave a stop. I was so happy!
At one point the conductor came to chat to us, and let me do the ding ding to leave a stop. I was so happy!
#OnThisDay 70 years ago the iconic AEC Routemaster bus entered public service
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 AM
When I was about 11 or 12, me and my brother got a Routemaster bus home from a shopping trip (113 from central London to Edgware).
At one point the conductor came to chat to us, and let me do the ding ding to leave a stop. I was so happy!
At one point the conductor came to chat to us, and let me do the ding ding to leave a stop. I was so happy!
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This is one hell of a Steisand Effect 🤯
BREAKING: Peter Mandelson just sent this secret notice to all UK media, demanding they leave him alone.
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
He uses IPSO clauses designed to support grieving families in a bid to stop scrutiny of his relationship with Epstein
We have published it in full.
www.thenational.scot/news/2583451...
Peter Mandelson issues secret notice demanding press leave him alone – read in full
LATE on Friday evening, this notice was circulated from representatives of Peter Mandelson, via press regulator IPSO and the Press Association news…
www.thenational.scot
February 6, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This is one hell of a Steisand Effect 🤯
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Facinating Shit on Reddit - A thread
Redactions are curious...and much can be gleaned...
Redactions are curious...and much can be gleaned...
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Facinating Shit on Reddit - A thread
Redactions are curious...and much can be gleaned...
Redactions are curious...and much can be gleaned...
They really need to start again from fresh. Build it from the ground up, and fit for purpose. Build it back better.
That includes the people and processes too!
That includes the people and processes too!
At first I thought this table was a joke. But no, the proposals to restore the Houses of Parliament really are costed at a min of £8.4b and to take 19 yrs; max, £19.4b and 84 yrs. A normal country would go: that's absurd. Let's build a new one for a billion.
committees.parliament.uk/publications...
committees.parliament.uk/publications...
February 6, 2026 at 10:29 AM
They really need to start again from fresh. Build it from the ground up, and fit for purpose. Build it back better.
That includes the people and processes too!
That includes the people and processes too!
Berlin's Winterdienst (road and street snow clearing services) seems to have given up? They're doing a really bad job the past few days.
I keep seeing winterdienst trucks bouncing along snowy roads, ignoring what's in front of them, on their way somewhere else.
I keep seeing winterdienst trucks bouncing along snowy roads, ignoring what's in front of them, on their way somewhere else.
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 AM
Berlin's Winterdienst (road and street snow clearing services) seems to have given up? They're doing a really bad job the past few days.
I keep seeing winterdienst trucks bouncing along snowy roads, ignoring what's in front of them, on their way somewhere else.
I keep seeing winterdienst trucks bouncing along snowy roads, ignoring what's in front of them, on their way somewhere else.
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Name them
shame them
shame them
February 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Name them
shame them
shame them
Does anyone use Outbank banking software?
Please send me a referral code, so I can get 3 months free (and you get 10€)
Please send me a referral code, so I can get 3 months free (and you get 10€)
February 5, 2026 at 10:31 AM
Does anyone use Outbank banking software?
Please send me a referral code, so I can get 3 months free (and you get 10€)
Please send me a referral code, so I can get 3 months free (and you get 10€)
Buying a new winter hat from Amazon. Delivery in a couple of weeks for 2.99. Or same day, for 200. I wonder how much the courier gets from that, for the extra speedy service?
February 4, 2026 at 10:48 AM
Buying a new winter hat from Amazon. Delivery in a couple of weeks for 2.99. Or same day, for 200. I wonder how much the courier gets from that, for the extra speedy service?
I went to the ballet at Deutsche Oper with @eliotlovell.bsky.social yesterday.
Didn't expect to them to be inviting members of the audience on stage to dance with them to a rave track from the mid 90s!🕺
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RdG...
Didn't expect to them to be inviting members of the audience on stage to dance with them to a rave track from the mid 90s!🕺
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RdG...
Marusha - Somewhere Over The Rainbow (Remastered HD Music Video) (AI Upscale) (50 FPS)
YouTube video by MykZarVidz
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February 4, 2026 at 9:10 AM
I went to the ballet at Deutsche Oper with @eliotlovell.bsky.social yesterday.
Didn't expect to them to be inviting members of the audience on stage to dance with them to a rave track from the mid 90s!🕺
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RdG...
Didn't expect to them to be inviting members of the audience on stage to dance with them to a rave track from the mid 90s!🕺
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RdG...
People in UK: if you like biscuits, and you like fruit, and you like chocolate (and if you don't, we can't be friends!), buy these! They're actually amazing.
I got them on my recent trip there, just because they looked nice, and OMG! 🤤
I got them on my recent trip there, just because they looked nice, and OMG! 🤤
February 3, 2026 at 9:37 AM
People in UK: if you like biscuits, and you like fruit, and you like chocolate (and if you don't, we can't be friends!), buy these! They're actually amazing.
I got them on my recent trip there, just because they looked nice, and OMG! 🤤
I got them on my recent trip there, just because they looked nice, and OMG! 🤤
My gym is updating the lockers from padlock to electronic, controlled by our membership cards. They took out most of the padlock attachments and installed the new locks. Then they realised they'd forgotten to program them so none of them worked. Now instead of 200 lockers, only about 20 are usable 🤪
February 3, 2026 at 6:21 AM
My gym is updating the lockers from padlock to electronic, controlled by our membership cards. They took out most of the padlock attachments and installed the new locks. Then they realised they'd forgotten to program them so none of them worked. Now instead of 200 lockers, only about 20 are usable 🤪