Elliot
@els76uk.bsky.social
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🇩🇪 🇪🇺 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 Gym. Cycling. Relocation coach. Woke, tofu eating, Guardian reading twitterati. Lover of all things four-legged and furry. Married to @eliotlovell.bsky.social
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cleanenergywire.bsky.social
City of Berlin’s solar mandate drives surge in rooftop photovoltaics

Since 2023, the number of PV systems in Germany's capital has tripled

www.cleanenergywire.org/news/city-be...
els76uk.bsky.social
yes exactly. so she knew it was vegan, but liked to think cows might have made it, had they had the chance!

my family's approach to kosher eating always baffled me. one time my dad had bacon bits on his food at a restaurant. he ate them, saying they were onion bits (we both knew they weren't!)
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Plain shirts reminds me of the "dress code" at The Hoist. A couple of tourists came in, hopelessly inappropriately dressed. When I asked at the door, they said they were wearing boots so were fine to come in
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I think my mum always considered butter and margarine to be equal. she used it as a spread useful for kosher cooking when we had meat; she really wanted butter but of course god wouldn't have approved!
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that's their bad. sounds like they were deliberately trying to confuse you with the cows on it.

any vegan alternative that has cows on the packaging would probably lose sales to people who think it might have dairy in it! better to put a picture of an oat, or almost, or whatever :)
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because farmers shout loudly.

It’s blatant populist politics… legislating for a problem which doesn't exist, just like no-one ever mistook almond milk for cow milk (any more than they did milk of magnesia!)
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viviane49.bsky.social
I worked as an Estate Agent during the COVID years. When Sunak gave a Stamp Duty break. Result was buyers put up their asking prices. When it ended in a mad dash for completions, those prices dropped back.
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@caspar.lol what did you decide about gym app? I downloaded Hevy again, and see that it’s not changed in the few years since I last used it. Apart from having exercise names listed in their database, it seems quite basic to me now
els76uk.bsky.social
he used to put a red circle around the offending letter, and if I'd been particularly bad, would write "see me" at the end. This meant I had to stay behind after class for a telling off!
els76uk.bsky.social
My English teacher used to tell me off for forgetting to put the dots on my ı's. Now I never forget… but always notice when others do :).

Have fun tonight!
els76uk.bsky.social
what, even coriander? :)
els76uk.bsky.social
Husband yesterday had a bunch of herbs in each hand. Quit different size handfuls but still a handful in each. Recipe called for a handful… but which hand? 🙃
els76uk.bsky.social
In Berlin, they introduced this very law. Anywhere a car can park, so can a rental bike. But car drivers, frustrated at bikes taking their spaces, move the bikes to the pavement, usually in the middle so that they can easily get out of the car – actually making the problem worse!
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athenakugblenu.bsky.social
You know who doesn't integrate? People like Robert Jenrick. You think he works out at the local leisure centre? Goes to the Tuesday night pub quiz? You think his golf club lets anyone play? Or his private members' clubs let anyone in? He puts the ick in prick
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barristersecret.bsky.social
This is a lie.

There are many criticisms you might sensibly and truthfully make of the Sentencing Council and the Sentencing Guidelines. I’ve been making them for years.

But this is an outright lie. Pure fabrication. A fraud on the public.
els76uk.bsky.social
I'm not a bible person, but maybe the christians in US would do well to read theirs: "Do not mistreat foreigners living in your country, but treat them just as you treat your own citizens."
Leviticus 19:33-34: Do not mistreat foreigners living in your country, but treat them just as you treat your own citizens. Love foreigners as you love yourselves, because you were foreigners one time in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.
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I 100% approve of this cat content! 🥰
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Agreed. Same as there's no danger of mistaking almond milk with cow milk.
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Winamp popped into my head :)
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The only time I ever tried using ChatGPT to help me with a query like that, it just invented a bunch of places. When I told it they don't exist, it apologised, and invented some more!
els76uk.bsky.social
Well done for being persistent!

Out of interest, what was the difference in price between what you paid and the (wrong) advance ticket that the lady tried to sell you at the ticket office?
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sturdyalex.bsky.social
Here is a thing that I hear from *almost every British Jew I know* but have barely heard expressed in any of these programmes: No single person has done more to make Jewish people globally less safe than Benjamin Netanyahu.
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folklorewales.com
Six weeks ago, I picked up a year-old tawny owl with a broken leg off the main road near our home and dropped him off at our nearest vet.

After a few days, I received one of the most bizarre phone calls I’ve ever had, asking “So when are you coming to pick up your owl?” 🧵
Tawny owl
els76uk.bsky.social
Wonder how long before one or two turn up as hipster bars or burger restaurants in a formerly derelict part of town