Joshua
elvenmonk.bsky.social
Joshua
@elvenmonk.bsky.social
I'm a blogger, ESL teacher, and beginner indie dev.
I'm working on a new game, a donation based ESL website, and a new blog.
This ain't even new lore. 3rd literally has a black man on the cover.

I believe 4th introduced women into IG too and 2nd had PoCs as well. Cadians had women, and PoC women, in 4th ed lore.
December 16, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Power Puff Girls Toffee Pies in China.
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Dog the switch is a portable console. Include you manuals
December 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
They decided to combine shark and start for this outfit.
December 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Zootopia 2 took a turn. How deep undercover do they go in that movie?
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Wtf? None of these words are on my muted list.
December 7, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Resident Evil 6 logo disagrees
December 4, 2025 at 9:00 AM
The cupholder makes me irrationally angry
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
It's been 8 years since I've made a map. I've completely forgotten how to map but it was fun getting back into mapping
October 26, 2025 at 11:51 AM
The last time I was learning the drums I never used a pad, nor a metronome.

I really fucked up not doing that.

30 minutes of metronome training is a lot more intense than just learning songs
October 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Built a new shelf for under my desk to hold my laptop, teaching books, and no more heroes boxes
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Like that and mine will buzz to remind me to drink
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
How's the news going today.... Holy shit that's not going to go over well
October 23, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What fucked up hobbies do you have? I'm over here painting my Warhammer figures, playing blood bowl, practicing guitar, learning how to play the synth, and playing my ps3 just fine. Maybe you shouldn't care about drops and fomo? Maybe you shouldn't play games you don't enjoy?
October 22, 2025 at 2:23 AM
The new Xiaomi tablet uses proton and DXVK to run PC games on the tablet.
October 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
You don't have to lie like that dominos
October 12, 2025 at 6:45 AM
Love how different Domino's is here.
October 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Thanks for the nightmare fuel, bathroom
October 8, 2025 at 9:22 AM
My students are obsessed with these AI cards.
October 8, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Was going to download Napster to replace Spotify but then this was on their Google Play page.
October 7, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I accidentally laughed at this while my student was doing their homework.
October 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Yay! I got my synth back after 6 years of having someone hold onto it for me and I now have a wobbly table to practice on.

I can still play Love Will Tear Us Apart by Joy Division.
October 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Fuck off. If you write like this then I, and everyone with a third grade reading comprehension level, hates you
October 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Dog this is more offensive than their submission guidelines
October 3, 2025 at 3:31 AM
"no fan fiction" has a poorly photoshopped banner or Michael Myers on their for profit magazine website. Opening them up to lawsuit as this isn't protected by section 230 since it's directly published by the site.

"For exposure only"
Dog what
October 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM