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Emily Andras

@emandras.bsky.social

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Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc. https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · Jun 17

*weakly* boss I can’t come in today I got the

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15h

An organization that Fucks™️

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15h

Which is definitely a real organization

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15h

This is a great recruitment tool for Antifa

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Lourdes Mirtree @blackhatblonde.bsky.social · 15h

They merely seasoned his rizz

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15h

incels everywhere: they have GIRLFRIENDS??

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 19h

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 1d

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 23h

Right? Enjoy consuming… nothing fun, you miserable triscuits.

Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 23h

Country music used to be anti-establishment, Fuck The Company Man, Johnny Cash through and through; now it’s Please Don’t Yell At Me, Daddy Billionaires

Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 1d

I’d pay good money to have her smock me across the face

Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 1d

"We have the watch, and I'll see you in Valhalla."
"Because we: are the war department."
"Let's do the fucking news."
They sneer at real writers, but look what passes for dialogue when they try it themselves

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 2d

This is a pretty great revenge look, damn. More like Nicole WOMANman

Nicole Kidman steps out in jeans post divorce. She looks fab.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 8d

imagine flying halfway around the world for a meeting that could’ve been an email and some guy with a hangover is just shouting at you that it’s against the rules to be fat or gay

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Jamal Greene @jamalgreene.bsky.social · 9d

Now might be a good time for Democrats to remind people that when they return to power they will not hesitate to prosecute people who murder civilians.

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Lou Inglese @chaos440.bsky.social · 11d

Got my performance review.

Old floppy drive with printed label 'Works, but makes Sad Noises'

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 14d

Oh I'm so sorry to hear that Tanja but so thrilled there's finally a potential treatment. 💓

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 14d

Oh I was waiting...FOR YOUR MOMMA'S CLAM MEDICATION

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 14d

My favorite part is the foreplay when he saunters right up to the counter in front of alllll the ladies in line like we're invisible. That's my HOLD MY PURSE MAKE EYE CONTACT IT'S PROBABLY GO TIME window.

Sure enough he opened his mouth and didn't disappoint

Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 14d

Sure sex is great but have you ever yelled at a middle aged man who tries to cut in line at the pharmacy

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15d

Dear nuclear block button on Bluesky, please marry me.

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15d

Incredible news. Science fucking rocks and we should say it!

Bat Krown 🦇 @katbrownwrites.com · 15d

“An emotional research team became tearful as they described how data shows the disease was slowed by 75% in patients.”

What an absolutely incredible, joyous achievement for everyone involved. Hurrah for science and scientists! www.bbc.com/news/article...

Huntington's disease successfully treated for first time

One of the most devastating diseases finally has a treatment that could transform lives, tearful doctors tell BBC

www.bbc.com

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15d

Smells like America to me.

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15d

I think Kimmel walked a magnificent tightrope tonight, with just the right amount of Fuck You, Make Me wafting through the circus tent.

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15d

Less apocalyptic cos-play, more trying to understand one another, mmmkay?

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Emily Andras @emandras.bsky.social · 15d

It’s grotesque to think your religion is gonna punish everyone you consider an enemy while you escape but actually we all have to take responsibility for our actions in this life and on/for our shared planet, hope this helps

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