Emily Andras
@emandras.bsky.social
Writer of scripts. Attempter some quips. Eater your chips. #WynonnaEarp etc.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0028118/
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SEVERAL sequels to Ocean's 8 featuring Cate Blanchett and her incorrigible wife Sandra Bullock
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
SEVERAL sequels to Ocean's 8 featuring Cate Blanchett and her incorrigible wife Sandra Bullock
My microwave is so passive aggressive yes I made you heat up the same mug of stale coffee for the eighth time but stop coming for me with your sarcastic dings
November 25, 2025 at 8:58 PM
My microwave is so passive aggressive yes I made you heat up the same mug of stale coffee for the eighth time but stop coming for me with your sarcastic dings
Counterpoint: some men aren’t lonely enough
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Counterpoint: some men aren’t lonely enough
Wasn’t even aimed this way, figured I would be a teacher or social worker but then they told me I couldn’t be a screenwriter because I was from the wrong place wrong class wrong sex and had the wrong take so then I was like ok ya doinks watch this
November 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Wasn’t even aimed this way, figured I would be a teacher or social worker but then they told me I couldn’t be a screenwriter because I was from the wrong place wrong class wrong sex and had the wrong take so then I was like ok ya doinks watch this
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they should invent a nap that does your chores
August 21, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they should invent a nap that does your chores
We gotta regroup let’s temporarily ban all journalists with a ‘z’ in their name
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
We gotta regroup let’s temporarily ban all journalists with a ‘z’ in their name
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Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
November 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Massive shoutout out to whoever handles the Royal Canadian Air Force’s social media account. They responded to every single comment on their already very solid Trans Day of Remembrance post and they responded like this…
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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Angus: You know, every article I’ve read about the tourism numbers talks about “Canada’s uncertainty with the tariff wars.” No. Canadians hate Donald Trump. They see not going to the US as an act of patriotism.
November 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Angus: You know, every article I’ve read about the tourism numbers talks about “Canada’s uncertainty with the tariff wars.” No. Canadians hate Donald Trump. They see not going to the US as an act of patriotism.
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I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk?
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession.
But that's just me
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Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
November 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Okay, I'm making my case for the only Muppet I want to see on Broadway right now...
Get ready to be even more bisexual ~ is my entire pitch
60 percent of my job rn is writing and the other 40 percent is screaming/stumping for Physical 100: Asia
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Get ready to be even more bisexual ~ is my entire pitch
60 percent of my job rn is writing and the other 40 percent is screaming/stumping for Physical 100: Asia
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
60 percent of my job rn is writing and the other 40 percent is screaming/stumping for Physical 100: Asia
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“you take everything from me, old man” — my five-year-old daughter. just now, when i told her we’re going to bed
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“you take everything from me, old man” — my five-year-old daughter. just now, when i told her we’re going to bed
I wish men truly understood how often their peers only pretend to cultivate women's talents because they want to fuck us. I am a short Canadian nobody and it happened to me when I was starting out my screenwriting career no less than four times before I turned 26
November 17, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I wish men truly understood how often their peers only pretend to cultivate women's talents because they want to fuck us. I am a short Canadian nobody and it happened to me when I was starting out my screenwriting career no less than four times before I turned 26
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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I mean he’s also been 45 since 1960 and will have a new face so
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I mean he’s also been 45 since 1960 and will have a new face so
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I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
November 11, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I need Joyce Carol Oates to be mean to me online so I can get my life together
You should watch this video if you want to understand why, frankly, everything is coming to a head. The Patriarchy is furious and panicked and baffled that they can no longer demand respect from beautiful -- and smart!-- women simply because they are men.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
You should watch this video if you want to understand why, frankly, everything is coming to a head. The Patriarchy is furious and panicked and baffled that they can no longer demand respect from beautiful -- and smart!-- women simply because they are men.
you can not out body somebody who writes like this
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:34 AM
you can not out body somebody who writes like this
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A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Islamic Center of Charlotte in Charlotte NC. Would help feed a starving baby no hesitation 🥰🥰🥰 #fyp #fypシ #fypシ゚viral #testingyourchurch #church #faith #religion #baby #hungrybabytest #viral #viralvid...
TikTok video by Nikalie 🌈
www.tiktok.com
November 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM
A lady on TikTok has been calling churches pretending to be a mother with a baby who needs formula and several churches turned her away. But wouldn’t you know that when she called a Mosque (Islamic Center of Charlotte) they immediately said yes.
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
[Source: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMpoxsaW/ ]
Women, multitudes
Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...
November 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Women, multitudes
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It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
It shouldn’t be forgotten that a big piece of Mamdani’s campaign was simply “cities are cool and lots of people enjoy living in them” which in and of itself dismantles alot of rightwing talking points
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Turns out a lot of Americans understand that trans people aren’t the reason shit is expensive and people are being starved
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Turns out a lot of Americans understand that trans people aren’t the reason shit is expensive and people are being starved
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I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I do think yesterday’s results reinforced the dynamic that while much of the American leadership class is chickenshit, most of the electorate is not