Describe your Blusky account in a single image
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Describe your Blusky account in a single image
Every so often this rage bait comes back around. You have to choose to share it. It's in the settings. It's super easy to turn off.
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Every so often this rage bait comes back around. You have to choose to share it. It's in the settings. It's super easy to turn off.
Chris started to write me a note but then I woke up, so now it just looks like I live in a Silent Hill House.
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Chris started to write me a note but then I woke up, so now it just looks like I live in a Silent Hill House.
My cat does the meme all the time.
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My cat does the meme all the time.
The mints they give you at Sonic now are the best example of Shrinkflation I've ever seen. They're hilariously tiny.
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The mints they give you at Sonic now are the best example of Shrinkflation I've ever seen. They're hilariously tiny.
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I figured out my wings in 2016 and never looked back.
December 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I figured out my wings in 2016 and never looked back.
My husband, his son, and his dad. I've legit never seen what a good caring father figure was until I saw the three of them together. It's awe-inspiring.
December 5, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My husband, his son, and his dad. I've legit never seen what a good caring father figure was until I saw the three of them together. It's awe-inspiring.
In other unsurprising news, I fucking love pop music.
December 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
In other unsurprising news, I fucking love pop music.
I am delighted to inform you that I read this as "Aqua Beef" every single time.
November 24, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I am delighted to inform you that I read this as "Aqua Beef" every single time.
I AM. And it's fucking great and deserves to win. Eat my fat cock.
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November 21, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I AM. And it's fucking great and deserves to win. Eat my fat cock.
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An actual photo of me:
October 30, 2025 at 8:04 PM
An actual photo of me:
YOU CAN LITERALLY MAKE CHECKLISTS FOR DAILY TASKS. YOU CAN WIN-SHIFT-S A WHOLE ASS PICTURE INTO YOUR NOTES AND IT WON'T MESS UP THE FORMATTING.
October 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
YOU CAN LITERALLY MAKE CHECKLISTS FOR DAILY TASKS. YOU CAN WIN-SHIFT-S A WHOLE ASS PICTURE INTO YOUR NOTES AND IT WON'T MESS UP THE FORMATTING.
Can confirm, we live on Juuls and fancy little drinks.
September 26, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Can confirm, we live on Juuls and fancy little drinks.
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
September 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
What movie do you consider "perfect"?
It's my holy mission to make the white boys in my group chat feel uncomfortable about their privilege when they talk about leaving America, and I take it seriously.
September 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
It's my holy mission to make the white boys in my group chat feel uncomfortable about their privilege when they talk about leaving America, and I take it seriously.
Luca Marinelli is in Death Stranding 2 and he is also the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
September 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Luca Marinelli is in Death Stranding 2 and he is also the most beautiful man I've ever seen in my entire fucking life.
Guys I made a thing
September 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Guys I made a thing
Putting my tea in a whiskey glass to feel fancy.
September 14, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Putting my tea in a whiskey glass to feel fancy.
Chris accidentally bought tiny bottles of Topo Chico and they make me feel like a giant.
August 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Chris accidentally bought tiny bottles of Topo Chico and they make me feel like a giant.
Chris accidentally bought tiny bottles of Topo Chico and they make me feel like a giant.
August 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Chris accidentally bought tiny bottles of Topo Chico and they make me feel like a giant.
I'm about to deactivate my Facebook so I thought I'd move the very best joke I've ever made over here.
August 14, 2025 at 10:44 AM
I'm about to deactivate my Facebook so I thought I'd move the very best joke I've ever made over here.
My husband is a monster
August 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
My husband is a monster
Ok but can we talk about young John Wayne though?
July 31, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Ok but can we talk about young John Wayne though?
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them.
July 16, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I hate them I hate them I hate them I hate them.