I was gonna get up and do something but then I stretched too hard and got dizzy so I now have to sit here and look at my phone some more.
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I was gonna get up and do something but then I stretched too hard and got dizzy so I now have to sit here and look at my phone some more.
Hahaha, yeah so good. (Feverishly trying to find this post to see if they identified the color)
the nail polish girlies are going absolutely feral and it’s so good
January 25, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Hahaha, yeah so good. (Feverishly trying to find this post to see if they identified the color)
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Every so often this rage bait comes back around. You have to choose to share it. It's in the settings. It's super easy to turn off.
January 19, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Every so often this rage bait comes back around. You have to choose to share it. It's in the settings. It's super easy to turn off.
Just carrying my cat around the house and talking about her in a bad Werner Herzog impression, NBD.
January 17, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Just carrying my cat around the house and talking about her in a bad Werner Herzog impression, NBD.
I think I am equally a 1 and a 10, depending on if you have pissed me off. But maybe I'm wrong?
January 14, 2026 at 6:48 PM
I think I am equally a 1 and a 10, depending on if you have pissed me off. But maybe I'm wrong?
Me: "You weren't sick, because if you were I would have caught it."
Chris: "What if I had some sickness that's only for men?"
Me: "Yeah you had that Dr Pepper Ten-fluenza."
Chris: "What if I had some sickness that's only for men?"
Me: "Yeah you had that Dr Pepper Ten-fluenza."
January 12, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Me: "You weren't sick, because if you were I would have caught it."
Chris: "What if I had some sickness that's only for men?"
Me: "Yeah you had that Dr Pepper Ten-fluenza."
Chris: "What if I had some sickness that's only for men?"
Me: "Yeah you had that Dr Pepper Ten-fluenza."
Yesterday I mixed tea and lemonade and I don't know if anyone in history has ever done that before but it was delightful.
dirk just made me a.... "rum and coke". I really think he's on to something with this one
January 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
Yesterday I mixed tea and lemonade and I don't know if anyone in history has ever done that before but it was delightful.
Everyone has three modes for each category of stuff. Garbage (you like all of it no matter what), Discerning (you like the finer things), and Picky (You like some things but based on your own weird quirks). I am a garbage person when it comes to TV. I am discerning with food. I am a picky gamer.
January 10, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Everyone has three modes for each category of stuff. Garbage (you like all of it no matter what), Discerning (you like the finer things), and Picky (You like some things but based on your own weird quirks). I am a garbage person when it comes to TV. I am discerning with food. I am a picky gamer.
It's just a website, ma'am. It's a silly little thing you do on your phone while you take a shit. Let it go.
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
If women quit X because of Grok’s deepfake nudes, the predators win – so I’m staying
www.independent.co.uk
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
It's just a website, ma'am. It's a silly little thing you do on your phone while you take a shit. Let it go.
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If RFK Jr. is gonna make us all sick the least he can do is make it so we can get the good Sudafed over the counter again.
January 9, 2026 at 3:48 PM
If RFK Jr. is gonna make us all sick the least he can do is make it so we can get the good Sudafed over the counter again.
Watched Weapons. Didn't really care for it. The cinematography was really nice though.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 AM
Watched Weapons. Didn't really care for it. The cinematography was really nice though.
Once we hooked up the Nintendo to the color television instead of the black and white and it was amazing.
Without revealing your actual age,what's something you remember that if you told a younger person they wouldn't understand?
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Once we hooked up the Nintendo to the color television instead of the black and white and it was amazing.
The UK may be wrong about a lot of stuff, but holy fuck Maltesers are amazing.
January 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
The UK may be wrong about a lot of stuff, but holy fuck Maltesers are amazing.
I stood up from sitting on the ground and tore my meniscus.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 9:56 AM
I stood up from sitting on the ground and tore my meniscus.
If your game requires me to walk around in a 3D environment and you don't have:
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If your game requires me to walk around in a 3D environment and you don't have:
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
A. Controller support
B. Invert Support
then I'm not fucking playing it. I don't care how good your game supposedly is.
The Substance was the worst movie I've ever fucking seen. I truly have no idea why anyone liked it.
December 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The Substance was the worst movie I've ever fucking seen. I truly have no idea why anyone liked it.
Chris and I were talking about the worst gifts we've ever received, and I won, because one year my dad got me toilet paper for Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Chris and I were talking about the worst gifts we've ever received, and I won, because one year my dad got me toilet paper for Christmas.
Chris started to write me a note but then I woke up, so now it just looks like I live in a Silent Hill House.
December 24, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Chris started to write me a note but then I woke up, so now it just looks like I live in a Silent Hill House.
My cat does the meme all the time.
December 20, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My cat does the meme all the time.
Also this game rules so... Wins all around.
The developer behind Luck Be a Landlord will make a donation to The Palestine Children’s Relief Fund and has asked not to buy his game on Xbox and to cancel your game pass because Microsoft still does business with the Israeli military/government.
December 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Also this game rules so... Wins all around.
The mints they give you at Sonic now are the best example of Shrinkflation I've ever seen. They're hilariously tiny.
December 14, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The mints they give you at Sonic now are the best example of Shrinkflation I've ever seen. They're hilariously tiny.
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
December 12, 2025 at 9:37 PM