ben
@embroideryboyy.bsky.social
23 year old semi functioning human he/they
trying to fix my sleep schedule and it’s so hard
January 26, 2026 at 8:21 PM
trying to fix my sleep schedule and it’s so hard
had to outside in my pajamas to get my dog to stop eating deer poop and come inside
January 26, 2026 at 7:29 AM
had to outside in my pajamas to get my dog to stop eating deer poop and come inside
how many more murders will happen before people in power grow spines?
January 24, 2026 at 9:48 PM
how many more murders will happen before people in power grow spines?
sometimes i momentarily forget straight people exist and get very confused when a girl brings up her boyfriend
January 23, 2026 at 5:06 PM
sometimes i momentarily forget straight people exist and get very confused when a girl brings up her boyfriend
i had a pretty good day today!
January 22, 2026 at 1:00 AM
i had a pretty good day today!
i don’t like the fact that 2016 was 10 whole years ago.
January 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
i don’t like the fact that 2016 was 10 whole years ago.
i’m safe but i’m just exhausted
January 13, 2026 at 3:51 PM
i’m safe but i’m just exhausted
i’m so tired and continuing seems very difficult
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
i’m so tired and continuing seems very difficult
i’m struggling with my mental health right now
January 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
i’m struggling with my mental health right now
i have the worst timing. i started my period and got a flu shot today and tomorrow it’s going to rain. i think i’m fucked
January 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
i have the worst timing. i started my period and got a flu shot today and tomorrow it’s going to rain. i think i’m fucked
if i see another person misuse the word queerbait im going to SCREAM
January 5, 2026 at 7:18 AM
if i see another person misuse the word queerbait im going to SCREAM
the “peace” president
January 3, 2026 at 3:13 PM
the “peace” president
it is raining. am i a joke to you god?
December 28, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it is raining. am i a joke to you god?
i need some simple but productive new year’s resolutions.
December 28, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i need some simple but productive new year’s resolutions.
been awake for several hours but my bed is so comfy
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
been awake for several hours but my bed is so comfy
very probably tmi, but i’ve never been a poop every day person. but in the last two weeks i’ve pooped almost every day. where is this coming from? i’ve not changed my diet or anything so i’m very confused
December 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
very probably tmi, but i’ve never been a poop every day person. but in the last two weeks i’ve pooped almost every day. where is this coming from? i’ve not changed my diet or anything so i’m very confused
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Rain, by Vincent van Gogh
December 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Rain, by Vincent van Gogh
finally home from the hospital and fuck i’m so tired
December 22, 2025 at 1:30 AM
finally home from the hospital and fuck i’m so tired
my mom claims that she doesn’t snore, but here she is. snoring loudly
December 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
my mom claims that she doesn’t snore, but here she is. snoring loudly
discharged from one hospital to go get admitted at another tomorrow morning. i need to pack but i’m so fucking exhausted
December 9, 2025 at 10:52 PM
discharged from one hospital to go get admitted at another tomorrow morning. i need to pack but i’m so fucking exhausted
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after WEEKS of trying to get answers, we got a reply and i have a bit of hope again
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 PM
after WEEKS of trying to get answers, we got a reply and i have a bit of hope again
be proud of me. i didn’t swear even once when talking to my doctors today. it was very difficult because they are condescending fuckheads
December 9, 2025 at 4:57 PM
be proud of me. i didn’t swear even once when talking to my doctors today. it was very difficult because they are condescending fuckheads