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Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
Did I just google "closest mashed potatoes near me"? you bet your fuckin' ass I did!
April 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Did I just google "closest mashed potatoes near me"? you bet your fuckin' ass I did!
What if the band, Band of Horses, was an actual band of real horses?
March 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
What if the band, Band of Horses, was an actual band of real horses?
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More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.
Chatterbox Jazz Club in Indianapolis is the place to be! Be certain you stop by and support them!
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March 17, 2025 at 4:17 PM
More of this, please. A LOT more of this, please.
A lot of guys read the Three Body Problem when they should have been considering the One Body Problem...their own. #MensHealth
March 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
A lot of guys read the Three Body Problem when they should have been considering the One Body Problem...their own. #MensHealth
Love how when I somewhat jokingly said on r/standup that I’m quitting being a comic and giving away all my jokes for free that I got a ton of chat requests saying “gimme, gimme”...like, seriously, is the any other “profession” with more hacks?
February 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Love how when I somewhat jokingly said on r/standup that I’m quitting being a comic and giving away all my jokes for free that I got a ton of chat requests saying “gimme, gimme”...like, seriously, is the any other “profession” with more hacks?
If Hailey and Justin Bieber can’t make it then who can?
February 5, 2025 at 11:51 PM
If Hailey and Justin Bieber can’t make it then who can?
Instead of "The Brutalist" they should have titled it "Sex and Soup"
January 28, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Instead of "The Brutalist" they should have titled it "Sex and Soup"
After quitting stand up comedy in 2018 I didn't expect to return to it ever. But we I started back a couple years ago I tried to keep an open mind. Being in some many different artistic scenes, I can with 100% certainty that there is nothing worse than comedy scenes
January 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
After quitting stand up comedy in 2018 I didn't expect to return to it ever. But we I started back a couple years ago I tried to keep an open mind. Being in some many different artistic scenes, I can with 100% certainty that there is nothing worse than comedy scenes
Tonight we’re going to take it to the limits! But I must warn you first the limits imposed here…super limiting. We’ll take it there though!
January 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Tonight we’re going to take it to the limits! But I must warn you first the limits imposed here…super limiting. We’ll take it there though!
I went to Harlem recently. I got a shake at a McDonald’s there and was immediately reminded of the Harlem Shake. Then I accidentally spilled my vanilla shake on my khakis and got call a “dumbass cracker” by a 10-year old boy on his bike. The boy was white.
January 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I went to Harlem recently. I got a shake at a McDonald’s there and was immediately reminded of the Harlem Shake. Then I accidentally spilled my vanilla shake on my khakis and got call a “dumbass cracker” by a 10-year old boy on his bike. The boy was white.
Every time I see a Gen Z chef I am like, “Let. This. Guy. Cook!”
January 6, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Every time I see a Gen Z chef I am like, “Let. This. Guy. Cook!”
How become nut dominated candy bars have such bad names? Nutrageous. Payday. Zagnut. Nuts!
January 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
How become nut dominated candy bars have such bad names? Nutrageous. Payday. Zagnut. Nuts!
Going back to writing at least 10 jokes a day so going to start dumping one liners and such here. Stayed tuned to this profile for tons of bad jokes.
January 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Going back to writing at least 10 jokes a day so going to start dumping one liners and such here. Stayed tuned to this profile for tons of bad jokes.
I’m glad Selena Gomez is engaged so my wife can stop worrying that I’ll leave her
December 12, 2024 at 3:18 PM
I’m glad Selena Gomez is engaged so my wife can stop worrying that I’ll leave her
Am I the only one attracted to the State Farm ghost? Really? No one else?
December 12, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Am I the only one attracted to the State Farm ghost? Really? No one else?
If you’re going to have a paywall please make it hard and not soft. I mean what are we even doing here?
December 5, 2024 at 7:19 PM
If you’re going to have a paywall please make it hard and not soft. I mean what are we even doing here?
Thinking about remaking Donnie Darko but with just dogs. Gonna call it “Donnie Barko”
December 4, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Thinking about remaking Donnie Darko but with just dogs. Gonna call it “Donnie Barko”
I’m that only mf’er you know blaring Yoko Ono while pumping gas
December 3, 2024 at 9:21 PM
I’m that only mf’er you know blaring Yoko Ono while pumping gas
You think you have it bad?
December 3, 2024 at 3:17 PM
You think you have it bad?
What can I say about Dave Blunts?
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 AM
What can I say about Dave Blunts?
Just made a new friend who is a standup comedian. Use this. Win a prize!
December 3, 2024 at 12:10 AM
Just made a new friend who is a standup comedian. Use this. Win a prize!
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December 3, 2024 at 12:00 AM
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