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FFS Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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I thought that was Tenacious D just then. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Albania and I can now actually drink
May 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Omg yesss!!!
May 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I think some tar fell on their heads #sanmarino #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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He’s singing about a chewing statue. #SanMarino #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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France’s cautionary tale about falling into a grain silo. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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She’s singing about how her neighbours’s cat keeps shitting in her kids’ sandpit. #France #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
That’s a lot of dandruff on the floor #france #eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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They’re singing about maintaining an official policy of neutrality while allowing the Wehrmacht to use their railways. #Sweden #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Monty Python meets Eurovision
#sweden
May 17, 2025 at 9:07 PM
There will be some very busy chiropractors in Denmark after this performance! #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
There’s a lot of ghosts in Denmarks song!! #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Can’t believe they changed it to “Servjng Chuff”. #Malta #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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She’s singing about maintaining a position of armed neutrality. #Switzerland #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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This is some John Lewis Christmas ad bait. Makes me want to buy white crockery. #eurovision #switzerland
May 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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Armenia's entry sounds like it should be a theme tune or walk-on music at the wrestling. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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He looks like he survived looking for the loos in Spoons #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Sorry Armenia, I can’t with those lyrics 🙉 #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The top says “party”. The legs say “bin day”. #Armenia #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Armenian Peter Andre? #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Is this a song about collecting a big chunk of volcanic rock? #Eurovision #greece
May 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So far my votes are going to Austria, Latvia and Italy #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Jawohl Germany - das ist einen banger, ja #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM