As I’ve put it to Liberal candidates in my electorate:
“It’s true, your opponents don’t care about helping people like me. However, your colleagues care a great deal about *hurting* people like me”

I initially read this as saying “…an internal Mr Beast,” and now I am picturing vampires doing ridiculous YouTube challenges.

I can think of a number of judges who would rule however they were paid to.

However, I’m not sure if a child custody case would ever go to the United States Supreme Court.

They’ll have to switch the plural possessive (writers’) for the singular (writer’s) for the one person still attending.

“Genital Origami”

The Sisterhood of the Travelling Grinch

We don’t ban seatbelts because some people are into bondage

The fact that foot fetishes are a thing doesn’t mean we close shoe stores

Nobody calls for encouragement to be outlawed because of the existence of praise kink

Conservatives just want certainty that the kids they’re perving on are cis

Something about the Satire region of France and sparkling lies.

Of course it’s a matter of national security.

Some nutjob made a gaping hole in the White House, it is vitally important to fill it in.

The nice thing about Morrison’s departure is that he actually went away, unlike this asshole that just keeps farting his way into the headlines.

I remember discovering that I had moved into his electorate and got to directly vote him out.