Emily W
@emi-w.bsky.social
A riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a retro dress. Non-gestational lesbian mum. She / her.
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk.
If you teach a mouse to make cookies, your bakery will be shut down by the health inspector.
If you teach a mouse to make cookies, your bakery will be shut down by the health inspector.
December 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
If you give a mouse a cookie, he’ll want a glass of milk.
If you teach a mouse to make cookies, your bakery will be shut down by the health inspector.
If you teach a mouse to make cookies, your bakery will be shut down by the health inspector.
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
By “#1 movie,” do they mean box office or acclaim?
The Best Picture Oscar went to Schindler’s List, a film about refusing to comply with Nazis and their Nazi bullshit.
Sadly, it’s also a film about Nazis doing a lot of Nazi bullshit.
The Best Picture Oscar went to Schindler’s List, a film about refusing to comply with Nazis and their Nazi bullshit.
Sadly, it’s also a film about Nazis doing a lot of Nazi bullshit.
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go."
Will my 2026 be like a proud, regal t-rex crowing over her victories or a bedraggled crew of screaming, flailing humans getting electrocuted on clearly marked fences and dying on the toilet?
why do i even ask.
Will my 2026 be like a proud, regal t-rex crowing over her victories or a bedraggled crew of screaming, flailing humans getting electrocuted on clearly marked fences and dying on the toilet?
why do i even ask.
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
By “#1 movie,” do they mean box office or acclaim?
The Best Picture Oscar went to Schindler’s List, a film about refusing to comply with Nazis and their Nazi bullshit.
Sadly, it’s also a film about Nazis doing a lot of Nazi bullshit.
The Best Picture Oscar went to Schindler’s List, a film about refusing to comply with Nazis and their Nazi bullshit.
Sadly, it’s also a film about Nazis doing a lot of Nazi bullshit.
Don’t worry, by June next year there won’t be gay rights in America either.
Local organizers had planned to include the June 26 game with Seattle's Pride celebrations. Then, FIFA announced the match would include Egypt and Iran, two countries where gay rights are nil. n.pr/4iLmW2U
Egypt and Iran object to playing in a Seattle 'Pride' match in next year's World Cup
Local organizers had planned to include the June 26 game with Seattle's Pride celebrations. Then, FIFA announced the match would include Egypt and Iran, two countries where gay rights are nil.
n.pr
December 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Don’t worry, by June next year there won’t be gay rights in America either.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
We should all watch movies as they’re meant to be seen: in 60-second long vertically cropped clips that don’t tell you what movie they’re from.
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We should all watch movies as they’re meant to be seen: in 60-second long vertically cropped clips that don’t tell you what movie they’re from.
“We’re here because we received reports of a chimera, an animal with the head of a dog, and the body of a different dog”
“Are you sure it’s a chimera, and not just, y’know, a dog?”
“… I knew I was missing something”
“Are you sure it’s a chimera, and not just, y’know, a dog?”
“… I knew I was missing something”
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 AM
“We’re here because we received reports of a chimera, an animal with the head of a dog, and the body of a different dog”
“Are you sure it’s a chimera, and not just, y’know, a dog?”
“… I knew I was missing something”
“Are you sure it’s a chimera, and not just, y’know, a dog?”
“… I knew I was missing something”
Abandoned this madness after two attempts and found another way to accomplish my goal.
Incidentally, this tablet was instrumental in cracking my egg.
Researching jailbreaks for it led me to Myriachan, who led to Zinnia Jones, whose writing cracks eggs like she’s making the world’s biggest omelette
Incidentally, this tablet was instrumental in cracking my egg.
Researching jailbreaks for it led me to Myriachan, who led to Zinnia Jones, whose writing cracks eggs like she’s making the world’s biggest omelette
Yay, recompiling the Linux kernel on a Surface RT because the kernel I've got is missing TUN
November 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Abandoned this madness after two attempts and found another way to accomplish my goal.
Incidentally, this tablet was instrumental in cracking my egg.
Researching jailbreaks for it led me to Myriachan, who led to Zinnia Jones, whose writing cracks eggs like she’s making the world’s biggest omelette
Incidentally, this tablet was instrumental in cracking my egg.
Researching jailbreaks for it led me to Myriachan, who led to Zinnia Jones, whose writing cracks eggs like she’s making the world’s biggest omelette
Yay, recompiling the Linux kernel on a Surface RT because the kernel I've got is missing TUN
November 20, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Yay, recompiling the Linux kernel on a Surface RT because the kernel I've got is missing TUN
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November 13th-19th is Trans Awareness Week.
November 15, 2025 at 11:35 PM
November 13th-19th is Trans Awareness Week.
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🧵 THREAD: We’ve just filed for judicial review of the NPCC’s transgender search guidance. Here’s why.
Today we filed a judicial review claim challenging the National Police Chiefs’ Council (NPCC) over its new Interim Transgender Search Guidance.
The policy requires that police strip searches be
Today we filed a judicial review claim challenging the National Police Chiefs’ Council (NPCC) over its new Interim Transgender Search Guidance.
The policy requires that police strip searches be
November 13, 2025 at 2:10 PM
🧵 THREAD: We’ve just filed for judicial review of the NPCC’s transgender search guidance. Here’s why.
Today we filed a judicial review claim challenging the National Police Chiefs’ Council (NPCC) over its new Interim Transgender Search Guidance.
The policy requires that police strip searches be
Today we filed a judicial review claim challenging the National Police Chiefs’ Council (NPCC) over its new Interim Transgender Search Guidance.
The policy requires that police strip searches be
I was bullied a lot as a kid (ironically, the bullies were unintentionally *correct* about my identity).
To this day, I have a visceral reaction to any description or depiction of bullying, along with intrusive thoughts about the punishment such bullies deserve.
This story has me *burning*.
To this day, I have a visceral reaction to any description or depiction of bullying, along with intrusive thoughts about the punishment such bullies deserve.
This story has me *burning*.
November 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I was bullied a lot as a kid (ironically, the bullies were unintentionally *correct* about my identity).
To this day, I have a visceral reaction to any description or depiction of bullying, along with intrusive thoughts about the punishment such bullies deserve.
This story has me *burning*.
To this day, I have a visceral reaction to any description or depiction of bullying, along with intrusive thoughts about the punishment such bullies deserve.
This story has me *burning*.
The Trump administration is trying to murder trans children.
Any organisation that bows to their demands is complicit in those murders.
May the blood never wash off your hands.
Any organisation that bows to their demands is complicit in those murders.
May the blood never wash off your hands.
1. This morning, a flurry of movement in federal rulemaking signals Trump's intent to ban transgender youth care nationwide.
If these rules go into effect, the administration may be successful in doing so.
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If these rules go into effect, the administration may be successful in doing so.
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Trump Admin Attempts To Ban Trans Youth Care Nationwide With New Federal Rules
Three new rules pushed by the Trump administration may serve as the next wave of a federal crackdown on trans youth care.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The Trump administration is trying to murder trans children.
Any organisation that bows to their demands is complicit in those murders.
May the blood never wash off your hands.
Any organisation that bows to their demands is complicit in those murders.
May the blood never wash off your hands.
This is why conservatives can’t be trusted with anything. Their bigotry is more important to them than the welfare of their people.
"Queensland health minister has reinstated a ban on puberty blockers SIX HOURS after a Supreme Court judge overturned it.
Mr Nicholls used his ministerial powers to ban public doctors from prescribing the medication to adolescents, effective immediately."
(emphasis mine) #auspol
Mr Nicholls used his ministerial powers to ban public doctors from prescribing the medication to adolescents, effective immediately."
(emphasis mine) #auspol
Snap new Queensland ban on puberty blockers for transgender adolescents
The Queensland health minister has issued a new directive to ban public doctors from prescribing puberty blockers to youths six hours after a Supreme Court overturned the January freeze.
www.abc.net.au
October 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is why conservatives can’t be trusted with anything. Their bigotry is more important to them than the welfare of their people.
Pointless rant:
For the new MacOS Tahoe, Apple bumped the version number from 15 to 26
The underlying Darwin kernel, however, is version 25
Both numbers are arbitrary and could have been either 25 or 26
This annoys me despite being of zero importance to anyone
It’s like a human off-by-one error
For the new MacOS Tahoe, Apple bumped the version number from 15 to 26
The underlying Darwin kernel, however, is version 25
Both numbers are arbitrary and could have been either 25 or 26
This annoys me despite being of zero importance to anyone
It’s like a human off-by-one error
October 24, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Pointless rant:
For the new MacOS Tahoe, Apple bumped the version number from 15 to 26
The underlying Darwin kernel, however, is version 25
Both numbers are arbitrary and could have been either 25 or 26
This annoys me despite being of zero importance to anyone
It’s like a human off-by-one error
For the new MacOS Tahoe, Apple bumped the version number from 15 to 26
The underlying Darwin kernel, however, is version 25
Both numbers are arbitrary and could have been either 25 or 26
This annoys me despite being of zero importance to anyone
It’s like a human off-by-one error
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1. A groundbreaking new study published in Nature Medicine shows that feminizing hormone therapy shifts trans women's blood protein to resemble cis women after only 6 months.
HRT really is effective and changes the human body heaivly.
The latest from S. Baum.
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HRT really is effective and changes the human body heaivly.
The latest from S. Baum.
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Study Finds Trans Women's Blood Proteins Resemble Cis Women's After 6 Months on HR
“Feminizing GAHT [gender-affirming hormone treatment] skews the plasma proteome toward a cis-female profile,” the study concluded.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 24, 2025 at 12:31 AM
1. A groundbreaking new study published in Nature Medicine shows that feminizing hormone therapy shifts trans women's blood protein to resemble cis women after only 6 months.
HRT really is effective and changes the human body heaivly.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
HRT really is effective and changes the human body heaivly.
The latest from S. Baum.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
RFK Jr doesn’t understand the difference between correlation, causation, and completely made-up bullshit.
October 16, 2025 at 10:52 PM
RFK Jr doesn’t understand the difference between correlation, causation, and completely made-up bullshit.
Apparently he did Nazi anything wrong with that flag
October 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Apparently he did Nazi anything wrong with that flag
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my taxes are paying for this, unreal
October 15, 2025 at 7:48 AM
my taxes are paying for this, unreal
Bigotry: Where the stats are made up and the facts don’t matter.
1. Many of you have seen a graph purporting to show trans identification has decreased in recent years.
Matt Walsh and Elon Musk celebrated it as a victory over "transgenderism."
Turns out, the entire graph is based on an egregious math and statistics error.
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Matt Walsh and Elon Musk celebrated it as a victory over "transgenderism."
Turns out, the entire graph is based on an egregious math and statistics error.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Fact Check: No, There Is Not A New Survey Showing Trans Identity Is Decreasing
The claim, which originates from far-right professor Eric Kaufmann, appears to have made a glaring error: the survey actually shows more people have come out, not fewer.
www.erininthemorning.com
October 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Bigotry: Where the stats are made up and the facts don’t matter.
“It was a slip of the tongue, you have no idea how hard it is to deliver a prepared statement while puppeteering a corpse with dark magics- oh shit I did it again”
What is "plenary authority" and why is it a big deal that Miller said that Trump has it over the national guard?
October 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“It was a slip of the tongue, you have no idea how hard it is to deliver a prepared statement while puppeteering a corpse with dark magics- oh shit I did it again”
Every time I see a reference to Bari Weiss, my brain initially thinks of the legendary singer Barry White, then is thoroughly disappointed to realise we’re talking about *this* talentless clown again.
NEW from me:
Several CBS News staffers and insiders told me that the network "is not a good place now" amid the imminent arrival of Bari Weiss as editor-in-chief, who one source likened to Michael Scott of The Office based on her lack of qualifications.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
Several CBS News staffers and insiders told me that the network "is not a good place now" amid the imminent arrival of Bari Weiss as editor-in-chief, who one source likened to Michael Scott of The Office based on her lack of qualifications.
www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...
CBS News staffers are ‘literally freaking out’ about Bari Weiss taking over newsroom
EXCLUSIVE: ‘People are using words like depressing and doomsday – feels like some sort of doomsday,’ one source told The Independent about the mood inside CBS News right now.
www.the-independent.com
October 3, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Every time I see a reference to Bari Weiss, my brain initially thinks of the legendary singer Barry White, then is thoroughly disappointed to realise we’re talking about *this* talentless clown again.